DYL @takkadawg - Tumblr Blog

nocturnaltigerrevelation

baby lego hotdog

undertale > school

ɪᴛ ʟᴏᴏᴋꜱ ꜰᴜɴɴʏ, ʀɪɢʜᴛ?

clownhaggard

HEY. DOWN HERE.

nocturnaltigerrevelation

dogpuppy

How stinky cute is that

rpfisfine

dogpuppy

I wish I could have heard you sing this… I bet you have a beautiful voice

gay--dog

video game with a flaccid -> boner meter in the ui but the whole game it never changes at all and nothing makes the boner meter go up so youre jusg aware of the protags flaccid penis the whole time for no good reason

gay--dog

to be clear in my thinking this would only work in a completely nonsexual game, of course it Could have a function in some sort of porn game depending on the sorta porn youre going for but thats not really my idea here. this concept only works to me if its completely useless and unrelated & the protag isnt even sexualized even a little bit, otherwise i think it loses its charm. you just have to know about their penis and you have to wonder why the entire game and you have to try and figure that out until you realize theres no reason and youre just aware of their penis because the dev is probably fucked in the head or something like that. and then by that point youve reached the highest level of connection possible with a game developer aside from maybe ambushing them from behind and drinking all their blood until they die. and thats how we fix the gaming industry

thetetra

Im here for this just because there will probably be a moment or two in the game where a trick of rendering or something will make the meter flicker a little and fans will argue about it for entirely too long.