you are cruel, but so is god

toska / he/him / i have 1000 blogs and im a big gay mess

[tragbarerpanzrabwehrkomplexfagot]

[mariamlovesyou]

losing my mind losing my mind

[brucespringsteen]

Enough of this. Now put on caramelldansen

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 1 Part 43

Senshi (Dungeon Meshi)

Harry Du Bois (Disco Elysium)

Remaining time: 4 days 18 hours

[noknowshame]

resurrected dead wife watching her own montage: wow I looked so hot in that

[strangestcase]

Good news! This story exists, it’s called The Strange Case Of Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde

[thelightwillbreakthrough]

@alexkablob many such cases!!!

[cobaltspartan]

fascinated by jeff the killer tbh. everyone in that creepypasta has generic white usamerican names (jeff, keith, barbara, billy, etc.) except for jeff the killer's doe eyed little brother liu. why is he liu. is liu chinese? it's okay if he's chinese. is jeff also chinese? has jeff the killer been chinese this whole time? am I a bad person?

[senatortedcruz]

[tammycraps]

I need y'all to see how this porn spelled ménage à trois

[a-really-big-cat]

You can't be Catholic and an occultist. You can't be Catholic and an occultist. You can't be Catholic and an occultist. You can't be Catholic and an occultist. You can't be Catholic and an occultist.

If you are a baptized Catholic and you are dabbling with occultism, you are self-inflicting serious spiritual harm. If not for the love of God, then at least for the sake of your own soul, please go to confession immediately.

[leviathan-supersystem]

it’s not that big a deal lmao

[empathviv]

If you're Protestant go hog fucking wild, join the College of Winterhold who gives a shit

[hotvampireadjacent]

[gallant-char]

Every time we see the federations stupid ship a different one of the zaku pilots looks at me like "put me in coach" and i have to pretend that he isnt about to get ripped in half by an enemy soldier who's clearly having a panic attack over comms

[milkmoonnictire-deactivated2025]

okay well it sounds like you're just feeding zakus to feddies

[opiumvampire]

when my dad was a little kid there was a day at school where his teacher put on the muppet show as a treat and then later when he got home he remembered that there was also a new episode of the muppet show airing that evening and he excitedly professed to his parents that he was “happy because it’s a two muppet day” and even now whenever a day is pleasantly surprising my family calls it a “Two Muppet Day” :)

[danceintheskies]

[fishandshesmygills]

love the word lackluster. well it sucks because it’s not shiny

[zzoupz]

[sesamie]

"family function"...? i didn't know it could do that

[porcelain-rob0t]

the european mind cannot comprehend the 48 oz dunkin bucket