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Spouse is watching (endless reruns of) Game of Thrones....
Daenerys: "I am Mother of Dragons!"
Spouse: "You're Mother of Wyverns; stop bragging."
Introducing the newest addition to the Library: the Nancy and Henry Rosin Collection of Valentine, Friendship, and Devotional Ephemera, a treasure trove filled with over 12,000 valentines, greeting cards, sentimental notes, folk art drawings, and other tokens of affection from as early as 1684 to 1970.Â
âThis is a collection Iâve been familiar with and admired for many years,â said David Mihaly, Jay T. Last Curator of Graphic Arts and Social History at The Huntington. âIt is without a doubt the best in private hands in terms of quality and range within its focusâto say nothing of the sheer wonder and delight the items provide. Pull a string and an ingenious cobweb device lifts to reveal a mouse in a trap; unfold a die-cut valentine and watch a majestic carriage spring to life in 3-D; read a witty poem and realize itâs a hilarious jab at a Victorian-era politician; look closely at a tiny, centuries-old card and see it was delicately perforated with hundreds of tiny pinpricks, and hand painted so expertly. We certainly will enjoy researching and processing this collectionâand hope to plan an exhibition in coming years.â
Image 1: Picture postcard. St. Valentineâs Greeting, copyright 1910. Illustrated by Ellen Clapsaddle (1865-1934), printed in Germany; die-cut, embossed, and lithographed on card stock. Spin a side wheel and the flames blaze with moving colors. âMy heartâs aflame for you my dear, Pray, send me but a word of cheer.âÂ
Image 2:Â Fold-open Valentine card. German, ca.1900; maker unknown.
Image 3-4:Â Civil War Valentine card. American, ca. 1863; maker unknown. Nancy and Henry Rosin Collection of Valentine, Friendship, and Devotional Ephemera. The Huntington Library, Art Collections, and Botanical Gardens.
Image 5: Fold-open valentine card. German, ca.1900. Maker unknown; three-layer construction of die-cut, embossed, and color lithographed paper with applied elements. 7Âźâ x 9â x 5â open.
Images 6-8: Cobweb valentine card. Probably British, ca.1830-1860. Maker unknown, die-cut and hand-painted paper applied to card stock. 7â x 7â. Pull a string attached to the castle, and an ingenious cobweb device lifts to reveal a mouse in a trap.Â
Image 9:Â Fold-open Valentine card. German, ca.1900; maker unknown.
Image 10: Picture postcard. To My Valentine, inscribed 1911. Illustrated by Ellen Clapsaddle (1865-1934), printed in Germany; die-cut, embossed, and lithographed on card stock. Spin a side wheel and the heart pulses with moving colors as a sentiment passes across the window above: âThere is a heart thatâs staunch and true, That never will be false to you.âÂ
Gift of Belle and Robert Rosin. Nancy and Henry Rosin Collection of Valentine, Friendship, and Devotional Ephemera. The Huntington Library, Art Collections, and Botanical Gardens.
Why do Tara Lapinski and Johnny Weir look like theyâre the announcing the 76th Hunger Games?
I mean
The guy next to them is even looking on in horror as if theyâre describing a grisly child murder instead of figure skating.
Iâm so here for this.
self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the Fucking void
May we suggest a Soothing Bath⢠instead
My new thing is tweeting billionaires and just straight up asking for $50,000.
Check, Please: #Hockey hits the ice 9/18/18! â
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The first mermaid to get tattoos :)
âwe didnât know any better,â the crewman says, and swallows, presenting the chest to the captain. âwhat do we do now?â
âkill it,â the captain says, but the ice is melting in his eyes.
âwe canât,â the first mate says desperately, praying she wonât have to fight her captain on this. âwe canât. we - i wonât. we wonât.â
âi know.â
x
âdaddy,â she says, floating in a tub of seawater in the hold, âdaddy, la-la, la-la-la.â
her voice rings like bells. her accent is strange; her mouth isnât made for human words. it mesmerises even the hardiest amongst them and she wasnât even trying. the crew has taken to diving for shellfish near the shorelines for her; she loves them, splitting the shells apart with strength seen in no human toddler, slurping down the slimy molluscs inside and laughing, all plump brown cheeks and needle-sharp teeth. she sometimes splashes them for fun with her smooth, rubbery brown tail. even when they get soaked they laugh. they love her.
âdaddy,â she calls again, and he can hear the worry in her voice. the storm rocking the ship is harsh and uncaring, and if they go down, she would be the only survivor.
âdonât worry,â he says, and goes over, sitting next to the tub. the first mate, leaning against the wall, pretends not to notice as he quietly begins to sing.
x
âfather,â she says, one day, as she leans on the edge of the dock and the captain sits next to her, âwhy am I here?â
âyour mother abandoned you,â he says, as he always has. âwe found you adrift, and couldnât bear to leave you there.â
she picks at the salt-soaked boards, uncertain. her hair is pulled back in a fluffy black puff, the white linen holding it slipping almost over one of her dark eyes. one of her first tattoos, a many-limbed kraken, curls over her right shoulder and down her arm, delicate tendrils wrapped around her calloused fingertips. âalright,â she says.
x
âwhy am I really here?â she asks the first mate, watching the sun set over the water in streaks of liquid metal that pooled in the troughs of the waves and glittered on the seafoam.
âwe didnât know any better,â the first mate says, staring into the water. âwe didnât know- we didnât know anything. we didnât understand why she fought so viciously to guard her treasure. we could not know she protected something a thousand times more precious than the purest gold.â
she wants to be furious, but she canât. she already knew the answer, from reading the guilt in her fatherâs eyes and the empty space in her own history. and she canât hate her family.
âitâs alright,â she says. âi do have a family, anyways. i donât think i would have liked my other life near as much.â
x
her kraken grows, spreading its tendrils over her torso and arms. she grows too, too large to come on board the ship without being hauled up in a boat from the water. she sings when the storms come and swims before the ship to guide it to safety. she fights off more than one beast of the seas, and gathers a set of scars across her back that she bears with pride. âi donât mind,â she says, when the captain fusses over her, ânow i match all of you.â
the first time their ship is threatened, really threatened, is by another fleet. a friend turned enemy of the first mate. âwe shouldnât fight him,â she says, peering through the spyglass.
âwhy not?â the mermaid asks.
âheâll win,â the first mate says.
the mermaid tips her head sideways. Her eyes, dark as the deep waters, gleam in the noon light. âare you sure?â she asks.
x
the enemy fleet surrenders after the flagship is sunk in the night, the anchor ripped off the ship and the planks torn off the hull. the surviving crew, wild-eyed and delirious, whimper and say a sea serpent came from the water and attacked them, say it was longer than the boat and crushed it in its coils. the first mate hears this and has to hide her laughter. the captain apologizes to his daughter for doubting her.
âdonât worry,â she says, with a bright laugh, âit was fun.â
x
the second time, they are pushed by a storm into a royal fleet. they canât possibly fight them, and they donât have the time to escape.
âlet me up,â the mermaid urges, surfacing starboard and shouting to the crew. âbring me up, quickly, quickly.â
they lower the boat and she piles her sinous form into it, and uses her claws to help the crew pull her up. once on the deck she flops out of the boat and makes her way over to the bow. the crew tries to help but sheâs so heavy they can barely lift parts of her.
she crawls up out in front of the rail and wraps her long webbed tail around the prow. the figurehead has served them well so far but they need more right now. she wraps herself around the figurehead and raises her body up into the wind takes a breath of the stinging salt air and sings.
the storm carries her voice on its front to the royal navy. they are enchanted, so stunned by her song that they drop the rigging ropes and let the tillers drift. the pirates sail through the center of the fleet, trailing the storm behind them, and by the time the fleet has managed to regain its senses they are buried in wind and rain and the pirates are gone.
x
she declines guns. instead she carries a harpoon and its launcher, and uses them to board enemy ships, hauling her massive form out of the water to coil on the deck and dispatch enemies with ruthless efficiency. her family is feared across all the sea.
x
âyou know we are dying,â the captain says, looking down at her.
she floats next to the ship, so massive she could hold it in her arms. her eyes are wise.
âi know,â she says, âi can feel it coming.â
the first mate stands next to the captain. she never had a lover or a child, and neither did he, but to the mermaid they are her parents. she will always love her daughter. the tattoos are graven in dark swirls across the mermaidâs deep brown skin and the flesh of her tail, even spiraling onto the spiked webbing on her spine and face. her hair is still tied back, this time with a sail that could not be patched one last time.
âwe love you,â the first mate says simply, looking down. her own tightly coiled black hair falls in to her face; she shakes the locs out of the way and smiles through her tears. the captain pretends he isnt crying either.
âi love you too,â the mermaid says, and reached up to pull the ship down just a bit, just to hold them one last time.
âguard the ship,â the captain says. âyou always have but you know theyâre lost without you.â
âwithout you,â the mermaid corrects, with a shrug that makes waves. âwhat will we do?â
âi donât know,â the captain says. âbut youâll help them, wonât you?â
âof course i will,â she scoffs, rolling her eyes. âi will always protect my family.â
x
the captain and the first mate are gone. the ship has a new captain, young and fearless - of the things she can afford to disregard. she fears and loves the ocean, as all captains do. she does not fear the royal fleet. and she does not fear the mermaid.
âyou know, i heard stories about you when i was a little girl,â she says, trailing her fingers in the water next to the dock.
the mermaid stares at her with one eye the size of a dinner table. âis that so?â she hums, smirking with teeth sharper than the swords of the entire navy.
âthey said you could sink an entire fleet and that you had skin tougher than dragon scales,â the new captain says, grinning right back at the monster who could eat her without a momentâs hesitation. âi always thought they were telling tall tales.â
âand now?â
âthey were right,â the new captain says. âhow did they ever befriend you?â
the mermaid smiles, fully this time, her dark eyes gleaming under the white linen sail. âthey didnât know any better.â
Kent: I just have this voice that keeps telling me negative things, yâknow?
Kentâs therapist: Like, anxiety?
Kent: No, Iâm talking about Carl
Kent: Heâs kind of a dick
â Notes on Check Please: Year Three Finale â
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Me with old woman voice: I was reading Check, Please! back in 2014, before Bitty's Twitter went private...
Gretzky was part-owner and eventual head coach of the Phoenix Coyotes. Mario Lemieux co-owns the Pittsburgh Penguins. It stands to reason that Bad Bob has held some kind of management/ownership position somewhere in the NHL.Â
Does he own a small percentage of the Pens with Mario, or a piece of the Seattle Schooners? Was he Montrealâs GM for a few years? Was he working with the NHL during the Providence/Las Vegas/Seattle expansion?Â
Whether he was a GM for a time, or a coach, or a part owner of a team, he didnât just retire in the 90s and walk away.
Kentâs been up for hours, obsessively refreshing his social media, when someone knocks on the door.
Troy is coming over for lunch, but heâs an hour early. No big deal. âItâs open,â he calls.
The knocking continues.
Grumbling, Kent opens the door to something he could never have imagined. Zimms and his boyfriend are standing on his front step, both looking exhausted and anxious, and something elseâelated?
âHow did you knowâŚ?â Kent starts, but then rolls his eyes. âBob.â
âWe took the earliest flight out of Providence,â Zimms explains. âI figured this would be the last place anyone would look for us.â
âJeezus, Zimmermann.â Kent opens the door wider. âWell, come in then and take a load off. Have you eaten? I was planning to make food soon anyway.â
He leaves them on the couch in the media room after turning off the television. SportsCenter is replaying The Kiss over and over, with a wide variety of commentary, both positive and negative.
In the kitchen, he gets them each a glass of filtered water and then texts Troy.
Kent: Somethings come up. Cant do lunch today.
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Genderswap
Bodyswap
Drunk!fic
Huddling together for warmth
Shag or die
Undercover in a gay bar
Pretending to be married
First time together
AmnesiaÂ
Crossdressing
Forced to share a bed/fake relationship
Mind control
Handcuffed
Wingfic
Mpreg
Mistakenly assumed to be gay
Letâs play truth or dare
Mary Sue fic
Aphrodisiacs
Curtain fic
Hurt/Comfort
Apocalypse fic
Someone has a baby
Telepathic soulbonding
Circus AU
Language barrier
Historical AU
Hi yâall! Hereâs a list of the above but an OMGCP edition!
Genderswap - going down fighting by harperuth (Bitty/Jack)
Bodyswap - A Mile Away by lenaballena (Nursey/Dex)
Drunk!fic - rock it âtil waterfalls by helorific (Bitty/Jack)
Huddling together for warmth - Warming Up by the_one_that_fell (Bitty/Jack)
Shag or die
Undercover in a gay bar
Pretending to be married - With A Little Help by audiaphilios (Alexei Mashkov/Kent Parson)
First time together - because itâs you by nightswatch (Bitty/Jack)
Amnesia - Quand On Est Tous Les Deux by angryspaceravenclaw (Bitty/Jack)
Crossdressing -Â Slaying Dragons in Gladiator Heels by SecretGeniusShittyKnight (augopher)Â (Shitty/Lardo)
Forced to share a bed/fake relationship - Make My Wish Come True by lady_ragnell (Bitty/Jack)
Mind control
Handcuffed
Wingfic -Â Guardian by chocoholic2Â (Bitty/Jack)
Mpreg - Mon Petit Chou by Willbakefordean (Bitty/Jack)
Mistakenly assumed to be gay
Letâs play truth or dare - Dex or Dare by poindexters (Nursey/Dex)
Mary Sue fic
Aphrodisiacs - Bath & Body Bits by blithelybonny (Bitty/Jack)
Curtain fic - Home Where My Love Lies Waiting by lady_ragnell (Bitty/Jack)
Hurt/Comfort - Best Laid Plans by DizzyRedhead (Bitty/Jack)
Apocalypse fic - Needs Must by Dellessa (Alexei Mashkov/Kent Parson)
Someone has a baby - How I Met Your Dad⌠Your Other Dad by Pugglemuggle (Nursey/Dex)
Telepathic soulbonding
Circus AU
Language barrier -Â baby, iâm amazed by you by des-zimbits (staranise), icosahedonist (teljhin)Â (Alexei Mashkov/Kent Parson)
Historical AU - Over Miles and Miles and Oceans and Seas by LittleGirlLostExplores (Ransom/Holster)
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âOne of the most beneficial characteristics of both a good detective and a good antiquarian book dealer is acute observation of frequently overlooked details.â â rare book dealer Rebecca Romney. Her new book, Printerâs Error: Irreverent Stories from Book History, is out now from Harper.
Thereâs the theory that the Zimmerparents have kidnapped Jack and Bitty to give them some time away from the chaos.Â
I trust Ngozi