For Posts From All Sorts of Fiction

Cause I was tired of the fictional posts on my talesandthoughtsfromreality blog. That blog is for nonfiction or at best stuff that straddles the line- like some jokes or comics that are driven by realistic insight more than the story, not fiction. Planning on being reblogs rather than original posts.

[schafisobsessions]

I actively oppose canon!🤺

[schafisobsessions]

This is my new pinned post so people know I ignore canon on PURPOSE

[schafisobsessions]

I actively oppose lots of 'fanon that is populare so much it basically became a canon among fans' too :)

[talesandthoughtsfromfiction]

Why do you oppose canon?

[finnwolfhards]

this is superior humor

[duke-chainsaw]

I have some to add:

[mrrhorse]

[earthdad]

ok but give me one good reason why you wouldn’t date Kermit the frog besides that he is a puppet and a frog

[trcunning]

I can’t beat Miss Piggy in a fight. She’s very strong and knows karate.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

character who accidentally gets cloned, but instead of the Evil Twin trope or arguing over who is “real” or trying to murder each other (why???) they just…get on with their lives. they acknowledge that they are two virtually identical people with the equal right to exist, and decide to share their social group & living space. eventually their parents & friends get used to the idea of having unusually identical twins around

[theclumsyswordsman]

Dude no thats fookin hilarious stop leaving this shit in the tags

[badjokesbyjeff]

Son: “Mom, Dad, I’m gay.”

Mom: Stares at Dad

Dad: Clenches fist

Mom: “Don’t!”

Dad: Sweats Profusely

Mom: “…”

Dad: “HI GAY, I’M DAD”

Son: “No dad, I’m serious!”

Dad: “You’re serious? I thought you were Gay!”

Son: “Dad, I’m fucking serious!”

Dad: “So when do we get to meet that Sirius guy?”

[badjokesbyjeff]

A woman walks into a pharmacy one day and says to the pharmacist, “I’d like a poison that’ll kill my husband but make it look like he died of natural causes.”

The pharmacist says, “Ma'am, not only can I not do that for you, I’m going to have to call the police and report you.”

The woman removes something from her pocket and hands it to him. He looks at it and discovers that it’s a picture of her husband making love to the pharmacist’s wife.

The pharmacist says, “Oh, you should have told me you had a prescription.”

[captainlordauditor]

Jeff we’ve been over this

[everybidenjusthavegoodtime]

mark, my words. *mark brings me my dictionary* thank you mark

[worddevourer]

mark, my words.  *mark brings me my thesaurus*  you have my thanks, greetings, recognition, acknowledgement, and gratitude, mark

[talesandthoughtsfromfiction]

Lol

[otherwindow]

[poquemonsplices]

All the second-form water birds spliced together. Prinplup, Pelipper, Swanna, Golduck.

[poquemonsplices]

I would love a Neapolitan Vanillite, please.

With a cherry on top. :)

[koriarredondo]

Maractus in a pot :3

[chewedcorn]

Oh no! It’s Jack The….

[weallheartonedirection]

All these years I’ve been looking at the wrong side.

[power-goku-deactivated20221118]

dark fda show me the illegal foods

[chewedcorn]

A rough day at work.

[ruubesz-draws]

Happy Valentine’s Day!!! Mothzilla for life y’all~

Did you guys have fun? Cos Godzilla and Mothra sure did :D They were confused but they got the spirit!

*DO NOT REPOST MY ART*

(Reference to the second comic here)

[scarpology]

[bonerfart]

i hope so

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Source

[catchymemes]

Credit: @pet_foolery

[talesandthoughtsfromfiction]

Amazing.