as if they were never told

I'm probably going to be reblogging a lot... Expect artwork, social justice fandoms and gifs. (and cats, I'm afraid...) And if I don't utterly suck, I will put up original fiction, mainly fantasy. Probably little excerpts from stories, world exploration, character background. Basically, I'm going to treat this place as an online scrapbook.

[swarnpert]

male country artists: i love my truck and my beers

female country artists: i am going to kill my husband

[supersonicart]

Lina Iris Viktor, Paintings.

Exceptionally gorgeous, mixed media paintings by artist Lina Iris Viktor who describes her artwork as “zen-influenced, blurred lines of the real and the imagined” wherein she “weaves disparate materials and methods belonging both to contemporary and ancient art forms.”  Referring to her stunning creations as “light-works,” they glow with a rhapsodic purity that await deep thought and exploration.

Don’t miss Supersonic Art on Instagram!

[mystriga]

Monarchs with dubious claims to the throne positivity post!

Shoutout to monarchs who are like the cousin of a deposed monarch, no matter who’s in charge now, your claim to the throne is valid.

Shoutout to monarchs who attained power by killing their relatives your claim to the throne is valid.

Shoutout to monarchs who were the previous monarch’s captain of the guard before murdering them, your claim to the throne is valid.

Shoutout to puppet child monarchs, your claim to the throne is valid and even though you’ll likely never properly rule, for even a day in your life - that shouldn’t stop you from feeling like a valid monarch.

Shoutout to monarchs who won the throne through buying it in an auction held by the pervious monarch’s murderous guards, your claim to the throne is valid.

Shoutout to monarchs who came to power after being the common or foreign born spouse of a previous monarch, your claim to the throne is valid.

Shoutout to monarchs in empires which have been divided between claimants, your claim to the whole empire is valid, and don’t let anyone hold you back from starting a long protracted civil war to take over the whole empire.

Shoutout to monarchs who exterminated all other claimants in a long protracted civil war, your claim to the throne is valid, no matter how much of your own country you destroyed to sit on the throne.

Shoutout to monarchs who are being imprisoned in a monastery or oubliette, as the person who took your kingdom from you fears their enemies rallying around you - your claim to throne is still valid - even if you stand little chance of escape and a high chance of being killed someday soon.

Shoutout to monarchs who were overthrown by violent revolution- your claim to the throne is still valid.

Shoutout to monarchs who hold on to the titles of countries that longer exist, your claim to the throne is valid.

Shoutout to monarchs who rule one country, but don’t give a fuck about it - and spend all their time trying to gain control over another country- your claim to the throne is valid.

Shoutout to monarchs who are random commoners impersonating the dead son of a previous monarch, your claim to the throne is valid.

[theblamegabe-deactivated2019102]

@robinpierce

[c86]

Taken from The Crown Book of Colour & Design, 1970

[azertip]

Maltsev - Book Graphics

Library of world literature for children: Ferdowsi, Shah-Nameh Nizami, Layla and Majnun Shota Rustaveli, The Knight in Panther’s Skin Navoi, Farhad and Shirin Illustrator N.I. Maltsev

[pleatedjeans]

Satoshi Kojima

[24hoursinthelifeofawoman]

The Unicorn in Captivity,1505

[austinkleon]

From Moomin

[seahagart]

Mothman, adopting kids since 1985

[sobeitjayt]

You ever just be mad at ya self for not moving forward and being better in your life

[gingahhh]

when are male celebs gonna stop wearing boring ass plain black and white tuxedos and suits to award shows like step it up they all look the same I don’t care who made it. I wanna see some hunger games Capitol style fashion

[zombb-8-deactivated20190924]

They need to take a page from John Boyega’s book. That purple suit. Hot damn.

[babblingbug]

Not forgetting the all red, and the one with the blue blazer…….

[metallikato]

In case people missed the red suit and his blue look: 

And then the gorgeous purple Decepticon one: 

[star-spangled-jackass]

damn son

[louislumbarcurve]

I see your John Boyega and would also like to add Michael B. Jordan 

also, it’s not red carpet but I refuse to ignore these beauties:

[lesbianpeachs]

Man I almost get personally offended when I see posts about dope ass red carpet suits and I don’t see anyone mention Nick Cannon:

….and its not just the suit, he rocks the iconic shoes and hats too. 

Please how can anyone be leaving these out

[talesofthebermudatriangle]

anyone: *says something to me*

me: haha yeahh

me in head: what did they just say

[bunney]

*white parent voice* i cant believe kanye and kim named their baby North West!! thats ridiculous!! oh no, its almost 4:30, i need to pick up my kids Mackaylikiah and Ashleighyie from their water polo practice!

[blonded004]

[kyliesparks27-deactivated201810]

I always reblog this post so fucking fast every time it comes on my dash my phone shuts down the tumblr app and reboots

[imericschneider]

McKarty 64 is my favorite Mario Kart game.

[stevetomjohn]

My favorite part is that the blog post the photo was taken from detailed this mother’s decision-making process and chose this name because her husband saw it on a road sign on the way home

She named her daughter after a road sign

a road sign

[characterlimit]

[proletarianprincess]

there was a girl at my school called “zona” cause he parents went on holiday to spain and saw it and thought it was a nice name. IT LITERALLY MEANS ZONE

[carpegin]

“47 month old”

[dragongirltitties]

this is my four year old rayman origins

[jennytrout]

“Who’s doing your surgery?”

“Dr. Rayman Origins.”

[rustydanger]

THE APP REBOOTED FOR ME!!

[amari-skies-deactivated20190610]

i met a kid once whose name was “Ryce” and his mum said it was pronounced “Reese”

the best part is she was originally going to spell it “Rice”

[mudskipmcqueen]

My auntie knows a family who decided to name their daughter Owen, but they spelled it “Oin” and they made her middle name the first sound that her big sister made which happened to be “Oogok”. her name is literally “Oin Oogok Puscus”

[suicunesrider]

Oin Oogok Puscus is my favorite dwarf from the Hobbit

[allmenarerapists]

Yo I work at a rec center in a rich neighborhood and these are some real names of white children:

Salter Tryge (pronounced Trig) Loots Pocket Aughyst (pronounced August) Taileigh Lotiss Leviathin (yes spelled like that) Bacchus Daniyal (a girl, pronounced like Daniel)

All real

[the-epitome-of-sophistication-d]

This shit is hilarious

[badgyal-k-deactivated20190901]

@kaiiwooo

[kaiiwooo-deactivated20180323]

I can’t

[onlyblackgirl]

47 month old.

[bando--grand-scamyon]

Nayvie….. Bish whet????

[i-sucked-dick-on-accident-deact]

this is from my kid’s valentine’s list this year like this corny fake unique name thing is no joke yall this is all of the boy names 

[xoverlyxclusivex]

47 month old.

[crimeshetyped]

I refuse to go on knowing someone named their child “Salter” I’m so done ✌🏿️

[mesaymeep]

Treyton lls, I’m dying…

[bird-mom]

I know a person from college who’s name is literally “Smile”, l can’t even explain how ridiculous that is…

[yourlocalsadbean-deactivated201]

47 month old

[nugret]

47 month old

[spawkward]

my mom used to work at a hospital typing birth certificates and she told me one couple named their daughter “female” but pronounced like “fuh-molly” so it rhymes with tamale

[gokuma]

I’m kinda proud of Christopher’s parents

[danisontnonfire]

Ok but there’s a little girl names Lakynn who is already living with being a meme even before she was born

[hclark70]

(via https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-F_8qaQ3DD0)

[tmirai]

SO WHATCHU NEED FAM?

I NEED ABOUT T’REE KITTY

*DIES*

[le-tourbillion]

Listening to “Wuthering Heights’ for the first time:

Listening to “Wuthering Heights” for the thousandth time:

[caligulynn]

Y'allemaal

[dialogic]

u know someone’s about to get dragged through the mud when an academic uses the phrase ‘it’s tempting to assume’