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I reached my goal for the giveaway! Thank you again for all of your support! This is a piece I did for one of the winners. (Thank you for participating, @dont-look-up!) It’s always a delight to draw them!!!

Onto the next milestone! <3

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Hueco Mundo rapidly updated from Barragan to these three, and now it’s ruled by a supermodel threesome.

Or duo… Certain people just can’t be trusted to do anything.

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Couple’s Therapy for non-romantic Bleach pairs

As requested by anon. :)

Bleach characters have already gone individually to Tosen the Therapist. But what if Tosen (who is a therapist, you know) decided to do some therapy for non-romantic couples in the Bleachverse? How might that go?

1. Ryuken & Ishida

Tosen: Now, Uryu, why do you say that your father doesn’t support you? Ishida: Uh, because he doesn’t? Ryuken never supported my Quincy activities! Never! He even told me I don’t have any talent, which is a blatant lie! All the while hiding the fact that HE’S a Quincy himself, the hypocrite! Tosen: Is this accurate, Ryuken? Ryuken: Yes it is. Ryuken: What a bad father I am to not support my son becoming a Quincy, knowing as I did that becoming a Quincy might mean getting recruited into an evil army of evil dedicated to destroying the world and with a penchant for killing its recruits. Ryuken: What a terrible, terrible father I am. Ishida: Then why didn’t you just say THAT, rather than trying to crush my self-esteem beneath your heel? Ryuken: Well frankly your tiny Quincy uniform annoyed the snot out of me. Ishida: … Tosen: We are making excellent progress here.

2. Nnoitra & Tesla

Tosen: Now, Tesla, why don’t you tell Nnoitra how you feel? Tesla: Well…..I sorta feel like any time I try to help you, Nnoitra-sama, you beat me up and get really angry and that kinda hurts because I just want to help out and be a good fraccion! Tosen: Nnoitra, what do you think about what Tesla has said? Nnoitra: If you want to be a good fraccion, then stop with all that feelings shit! Otherwise I will BEAT YOUR FEELINGS OUT OF YOU, YOU WORM Tesla: Y-yes, Nnoitra-sama! Tosen: Tesla, what have I said about automatically agreeing to whatever Nnoitra says? Tesla: B-but… Nnoitra: Why the fuck did I agree to this, anyway?

3. Soi Fon & Urahara

Tosen: Okay, Soi Fon, for today’s session I want you to say just one nice thing about Urahara. Urahara: Oh, excellent! Soi Fon: … Soi Fon: He’s so lazy that being in a box for a month didn’t really bother him. Tosen: That’s not a compliment, Soi Fon. Soi Fon: The people he sends on his barely explained fatal missions rarely die. Tosen: Soi Fon… Soi Fon: His hat distracts from how ugly his face is? Tosen: Soi Fon no.

4. Giselle & Bambietta

Tosen: Bambietta, why don’t you describe in your own words what you see as the issue between you and Giselle? Bambietta: She murdered me. Then she transformed me into her zombie slave. Giselle: But Bambi! You LOVE being my zombie slave! Bambietta: I BEGGED you not to turn me into a zombie! Giselle: I know! That’s what made it fun! Tosen: …as therapist I am not supposed to take sides, but

5. Loly & Orihime

Tosen: Loly, can you say more about why you were angry at Inoue? Loly: Because she came in all high and mighty like she owned the place! Orihime: I-I was kidnapped! Loly: Yeah! And then you IMMEDIATELY got all snuggly with Aizen! Orihime: H-he’s the one who kidnapped me! Loly: Plus, she was always such a pacifist who refused to defend herself, and that PISSED ME OFF Orihime: … Orihime: Yeah, okay. So that maybe had a little bit to do with how angry it made you. Loly: Really? Orihime: Well….I knew fighting back would give you satisfaction, and I didn’t want to do that, so… Loly: T-that’s so mean! Orihime: I-is it? I- Loly: It almost makes me like you a little! Orihime: R-really? Loly: Yeah! Tosen: Whatever works, I guess.

#tosen the therapist is life😩#bleach

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