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It took me nearly twenty-eight years and five unripe avocados to get here. One quite literally stormy night, I thought, that bag of unripe avocados sitting on the kitchen counter is no use to me. I obsessed over that bag for a few days until I was able to eat them all. It was then that I realized my love for avocados is out of control. Visit our website Contact: [email protected]

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In honor of my twin boys 6th birthday, I present to you a correctly spelled food joke about cheese and one of their favorite Star Wars characters. (Sorry for the typo yesterday. That's what happens when you post to Instagram after a shot of tequila at a wedding reception.) #starwars #birthday #jangofett #feta #cheese #talkingfood #friendlyfoods #bestofover

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In honor of my twin boys turning 6 today, I present one of their favorite Star Wars characters. I mean cheese. #starwars #jengofett #feta #cheese #birthday #talkingfood #friendlyfoods #bestofover

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Tough night for the Mets, huh. #omgbaseball #worldseries #nym #kc #oats #talkingfood #friendlyfoods #bestofover

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This dinner is so...shall we say...epic? #fantasy #frodobaggins #fattuccine #alfredo #lordoftherings #pasta #talkingfood #friendlyfoods #bestofover

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Biblical meat alternative that makes you super farty. #seitan #satan #gluten #vegan #ew #bibletimes #Peter #talkingfood #friendlyfoods #bestofover (and yes I know this is also a #WhiteStripes album)

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Biblical meat alternative that makes you super farty. #getbehindmesatan #bibletimes #Jesus #Peter #satan #seitan #vegan #weakmeat #talkingfood #friendlyfoods (Yes I know this is also a #WhiteStripes album)

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I guess this flan doesn't know how to prepare for increased internet traffic. Force Awakens tickets finally purchased just moments before I was about to punch my computer. #flan #fandango #starwars #forceawakens #cannotconnecttoserver #talkingfood #friendlyfoods #bestofover

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...I think I should be goin'. #Boston #foreplay #longtime #np #oolong #tea #talkingfood #friendlyfoods #bestofover (PS, if you ever want to see me look like Animal from the Muppets, watch me play the expert drum intro to this song on Rock Band.)

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Love bleeds...pizza sauce. #DefLeppard #np #everyday #bagelbites #pizza #pizzaanytime #talkingfood #friendlyfoods #bestofover #lovebites

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Ska fruit. #sublime #lime #fruit #np #talkingfood #friendlyfoods #bestofover

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I can't fight this filling anymore. Give me all the Double Stuf Oreos. (That's right, it's a double pun day. I just got married and I'm in a hell of a good mood.) #REOSpeedwagon #np Oreos #doublestuf #cantfightthisfeeling #talkingfood #friendlyfoods #bestofover

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Almost famous pasta. #pennylane #penne #pasta #almostfamous #beatles #talkingfood #friendlyfoods #bestofover

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I'll take whatever fertilizer he's using. #adventurous #tomato #jasonbourne #bourneultimatum #fruit #talkingfood #friendlyfoods #bestofover #mattdamon

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See how many ducks there are? That's how many ducks I have to give. #zerofucksgiven #ducks #none #talkingfood #friendlyfoods #bestofover

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See how many ducks there are? That's how many ducks I have to give. #zerofucksgiven #ducks #none #talkingfood #friendlyfoods #bestofover

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Dramatic lettuce. #goodbyetoromance #ozzyosbourne #romaine #lettuce #romance #talkingfood #friendlyfoods #bestofover

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Turns out my 5-yr-old twins love Scorpions, and this is their favorite tune. #scorpions #stilllovingyou #np #always #olive #talkingfood #friendlyfoods #bestofover