Not a Jockout alt! Not here! NO, ma'am.

[azusteve]

Frog bros.

[mens-rights-activia]

[murdaawasthecase-deactivated202]

Lmaoooo who is making these

[mens-rights-activia]

Mens-rights-activia

[mens-rights-activia]

I literally did lmao, signed it with my face

[dragongirlsweetie]

i just got shot with a puppy rifle but it didnt hurt me because im not a puppy

[aceynk]

me i just got shot by an elephant gun but im not even an elephant so im ok

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

i just got shot with a 9mm handgun but i'm ok because i am taller than 9mm

[kunosoura]

hi! I'm a 9mm tall puppyphant and i'm excited to be here!

[jeanritchie]

[ofchaosgoddess]

help I’m having ideas beyond my available free time

[nothereforthedrama]

help I'm having ideas beyond my available energy levels

[dykenameddog]

being turned on makes me kinda stupid, you should take advantage of that

[jonathanssweatercollection]

loving the lord of the rings so far

[handmed0wnart]

[gaytanic-panic]

[charl0ttan]

uhh my two cents are fucking each other

[ratghosttt]

should be illegal for someone to start typing to u and never send it. what were u gonna say. come back. I miss u.

[hp-up]

[elnerdo19v2]

[twistedangelboness]

having friends is cool until they worry too much and get in the way of your self-destructive tendencies

[redstonedust]

being too warm during the day: well, this sucks, but this temperature makes sense because the sun is up, and the sun is making me warm. i am unhappy but logically i can deal with it for now.

being too warm at night: what if i kill everybody.

[gayflatstanley]

Cuddling with a man who has a hairy chest could be just the thing i need

[parasocialites]

how did a woman manage to date elvira for 19 years and not tell every single person she knows

[onetine]

[nbnbd]

Stuck at work on a sunday, ama or ask for a fish pic

[evahdestrvction]

PERLA // 'grunge & glamour' runway ❥ canada's drag race 05x05