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my most toxic trait is i fucking love work gossip. i play neutral not to be the bigger person or take the high road but to hear slander and hearsay from every side. two coworkers complained about each other to me in the same afternoon and i nearly blacked out from the rush

smithsonian-official

tumbleweeds are such an interesting plant. oh i need to spread my seed so im going to run around for a while on my once in a lifetime adventure

#i have many friends with this same philosophy

dear-julien

90s SEGA music was 96% cocaine 3% vibes and 1% whimsy.

dear-julien

They put crack in this song.

spaceytingz

teaser for Carly Rae Jepsen's new song "Amalfi Coast"

truehumanform

me reading the necrobinder unlock description

probablynotsamantha

god forbid women do anything

weaselishmcdiesel

would u be mad if i had 5 million orbs.... would u be mad if i had 1 million powers.......

vetchtibbles

submissiveguycomics

Leash.

womanenjoyer

like at least 50% of internet lgbt discourse would evaporate if people quit using the term "spaces" when they mean "discord servers" or "tumblr blogs" because we would collectively realize how stupid that shit is

otabekisautistic

“this is a lesbian-only space” no this is the tiktok comments on a chappell roan video

icantspellthings

Top 3 things people love insisting they don't have despite it being impossible

Pronouns

An accent

Bias

silliestflowergirl

4. uno

notmonaca

i don't have it i got the oldest xbox known to man

loveridden1999

the thing about phone in bed is that it's so awesome. almost makes you feel like betraying & destroying yourself for nothing isn't all so bad

ceruleanheaven

parasocialism is bad Unless its with me. i love you. yes You. Specifically

drysqu1d

i tend to avoid discourse because most of it is trite and pointless but just this once i feel like i need to state my opinion: i think everyone should bend to my dark and evil will

drysqu1d

genuinely so curious as to what happens in Formula One racing

tsunamiwavesurfing

dandraco

This is… the exact opposite of that dark souls gif

rhymeswithgurt

I don’t think it’s possible to adequately state how fucking ballsy and skilled this player is considering the EXTREMELY specific timing of that dodge and catching the spear attack WHILE TAUNTING BETWEEN EACH THROW

I’m wheezing

Big Dick Energy

I figured they were referring to this gif

Since they do the same pose and it really seems like the opposite outcome lol

justanotherdamntarnished

Ah yes. Shroom.

0x1-deactivated20220826

dick makes people mentally ill. dick havers, dick wannabes and dick lovers are all insane. it's like toxoplasmosis, you have compulsive need to defend and push and worship dicks all the time and spead your dick mania to everywhere you go.

this seems rational and grounded in empirical evidence