Not a Jockout alt! Not here! NO, ma'am.

[kosmogrl]

oooh I get it it’s always gonna be because of the environment I grew up in

[aceofpans]

it’s because of the curse

[ghostlybluetrain]

it’s because of the curse

[ryebreadgf]

once I snorted a fat line of nuance and everything started depending. watch out

[segamascott]

[importantcatpics]

[drtanner]

The whole photo is gold but I especially like that the automated feeder is taped to the fucking floor.

[azusteve]

Frog bros.

[mens-rights-activia]

[murdaawasthecase-deactivated202]

Lmaoooo who is making these

[mens-rights-activia]

Mens-rights-activia

[mens-rights-activia]

I literally did lmao, signed it with my face

[dragongirlsweetie]

i just got shot with a puppy rifle but it didnt hurt me because im not a puppy

[aceynk]

me i just got shot by an elephant gun but im not even an elephant so im ok

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

i just got shot with a 9mm handgun but i'm ok because i am taller than 9mm

[kunosoura]

hi! I'm a 9mm tall puppyphant and i'm excited to be here!

[jeanritchie]

[ofchaosgoddess]

help I’m having ideas beyond my available free time

[nothereforthedrama]

help I'm having ideas beyond my available energy levels

[dykenameddog]

being turned on makes me kinda stupid, you should take advantage of that

[jonathanssweatercollection]

loving the lord of the rings so far

[handmed0wnart]

[gaytanic-panic]

[charl0ttan]

uhh my two cents are fucking each other

[ratghosttt]

should be illegal for someone to start typing to u and never send it. what were u gonna say. come back. I miss u.

[hp-up]

[elnerdo19v2]

[twistedangelboness]

having friends is cool until they worry too much and get in the way of your self-destructive tendencies

[redstonedust]

being too warm during the day: well, this sucks, but this temperature makes sense because the sun is up, and the sun is making me warm. i am unhappy but logically i can deal with it for now.

being too warm at night: what if i kill everybody.