L.J. Skeeter

i'm fitter than you

[amethystandemma]

Awwww I love Hadlee she’s so cute! And I like how you present her and Cedric’s breakup so healthily- like they didn’t have a toxic breakup. Yeah it was still sad but they just drifted which is normal.

Anyways, my secret Santa question is what Hadlee’s favourite part of Christmas is.

And for the Pectoria present, what would you like? Christmas Eve, Christmas Day, when they’re adults or students, if they’re Christmas shopping or reading by the fire- just tell me what you’d like

HAHA SO FUNNY STORY 😭

Cedric actually broke up with Hadlee in the middle of the Yule Ball to get with Eljay Skeeter, who is @gilded-blue-snake’s OC. So it isn’t as wholesome as I played it out to be 😭

Hadlee my girl you deserve BETTER!

But to answer the other question, Hadlee’s favorite part of Christmas is going to her grandparents house. Hadlee has an incredibly close relationship with Newt due to them spending a lot of time caring for creatures together. Evangeline and Hadlee bake together during the holidays as well!

OKAY NOW FOR THE GIFT!

I’d love Christmas Eve with them as adults! Percy actually proposes on Christmas Day at her family’s Christmas Gala the next night so them being together and him maybe being a bit nervous would be cute I think. Maybe reading together to pass the time? Victoria curling up next to Percy’s side and falling asleep is something I can see her doing if she’s tired from work lol

Thank you for all the asks!

[talktothepinkquill]

[yesimradiant]

When it’s a hating Ivy Greengrass competition and my opponent is @goldengirlvic

[goldengirlvic]

I don’t hate Ivy, Radiance. I highly dislike her. There is a difference.

[talktothepinkquill]

WELL I SURE HATE HER

square up @yesimradiant cause I'm taking home this trophy

[talktothepinkquill]

Hello Eljay, my name is Ivy 💚

Just wanted to tell you that you’re super cool

(@asks-and-magic)

and i just wanted to tell u that ur a cunt and that nobody will ever want u, hope that helps 💖

[asks-and-magic]

Genuinely don’t know what I did to deserve that bitchy response but you won’t be getting potions help from me anytime soon 💚

[goldengirlvic]

Would you like that list alphabetical or chronological?

[talktothepinkquill]

yeah girl it's actually embarrassing lmfaooooo

and why would I need some tryhard's help when I could just... keep doing fine in snape's class???? he literally stays up unholy hours in the morning, if u can live with him being snape-y about it he'll help u. be a smarter snake, greengrass 🐍🐍🐍

[talktothepinkquill]

Hello Eljay, my name is Ivy 💚

Just wanted to tell you that you’re super cool

(@asks-and-magic)

and i just wanted to tell u that ur a cunt and that nobody will ever want u, hope that helps 💖

[goldengirlvic]

Sorry for my absence today, it was rather… busy.

[yesimradiant-deactivated2025100]

“Busy”

[goldengirlvic]

Shut up.

[talktothepinkquill]

i knew i scheduled a lunch date with flora and hestia today for a reason and now i remember what that reason is 💀💀💀

[goldengirlvic]

so like mum is going out on a date with some girl named 'dolly' or whatever and she left no food in the house as usual

can i come over

— @talktothepinkquill

Of course you can Eljay, you’re always welcome home.

Percy is there though and I just ask that you try to be civil towards him. Please.

[talktothepinkquill]

yeah yeah yeah i'll be nice to him whateverrrrrrrrrrr maybeeeeeee

[talktothepinkquill]

Thoughts on the way your mother writes her articles? They seem kind of under researched and I’m just wondering if perhaps she even cares about the truth.

omg tysm for asking!

my mum cares about the truth as much as she cares about me 🥰

[goldengirlvic]

Just out of curiosity, does your mother still work inside The Prophet? Asking for a… friend. That might pay her a visit.

[talktothepinkquill]

vic u gotta let radiant do it so that it's not a hatecrime

[yesimradiant-deactivated2025100]

OH HELL YEAH

[rita-skeeter-official]

Not another Gryffindor, please, Fate—

Ahem. Laura Jane, you're bordering on libel.

[talktothepinkquill]

u sure would know a lot about libel lmfaoooo

[rita-skeeter-official]

Interaction rules/notes:

If you start to take her in-character responses personally, I will block you without hesitation.

OCs are very welcome! As are "OOC" questions and interactions.

Crossovers are not my preference; I'm a lot more inclined to respond to HP-related muses.

This is a side blog I'm running for fun. The amount of effort I put into it will entirely depend on how I feel. 9/10 I'm not super down for long paragraphs.

DMs remain out of character, RP with me on my dash.

Notes about my Rita portrayal:

She's older than Snape but younger than Umbridge, in her 40s most likely.

She's a lesbian. This is something I'm going to have her be open about because this is my RP blog and I do what I want. No "official" partner, open to whatever ships if anyone particularly wants to.

Her "canon" child is @talktothepinkquill (Eljay Skeeter)

As a trans person myself, I'm well aware of how transphobic Rita's depiction in JKR's work is. I do not even remotely intend to maintain that. She's just a cis queer woman, none of that bullshit.

[talktothepinkquill]

Thoughts on the way your mother writes her articles? They seem kind of under researched and I’m just wondering if perhaps she even cares about the truth.

omg tysm for asking!

my mum cares about the truth as much as she cares about me 🥰

[goldengirlvic]

Just out of curiosity, does your mother still work inside The Prophet? Asking for a… friend. That might pay her a visit.

[talktothepinkquill]

vic u gotta let radiant do it so that it's not a hatecrime

[therealcaptainwood]

THIS FATHER’S DAY I AM REFLECTING ON THE TRUE BURDEN OF FATHERHOOD: WATCHING YOUR TEAM IGNORE EVERYTHING YOU’VE EVER TAUGHT THEM THE SECOND THEY TOUCH A BROOM.

[yesimradiant-deactivated2025100]

And this is going to be the father of my children everyone

[goldengirlvic]

Please keep this private, Merlin’s Beard!

[therealcaptainwood]

KEEP YOUR PRIVATES PRIVATE. I’VE WALKED IN ON YOU AND PERCY 5 TIMES TOO MANY.

[yesimradiant-deactivated2025100]

Only five? I got you beat with seven

[talktothepinkquill]

seven is rookie numbers, babe. i don't even wanna count 💀😭

[goldengirlvic]

Maybe if someone stopped Apparating into flats without letting the owners know, that number would be a little less. Wouldn’t it, Eljay?

[talktothepinkquill]

I HAVE A ROOM

hey chat, should i be able to go my OWN ROOM without announcement 😭😭😭

[talktothepinkquill]

Thoughts on the way your mother writes her articles? They seem kind of under researched and I’m just wondering if perhaps she even cares about the truth.

omg tysm for asking!

my mum cares about the truth as much as she cares about me 🥰

[therealcaptainwood]

THIS FATHER’S DAY I AM REFLECTING ON THE TRUE BURDEN OF FATHERHOOD: WATCHING YOUR TEAM IGNORE EVERYTHING YOU’VE EVER TAUGHT THEM THE SECOND THEY TOUCH A BROOM.

[yesimradiant-deactivated2025100]

And this is going to be the father of my children everyone

[goldengirlvic]

Please keep this private, Merlin’s Beard!

[therealcaptainwood]

KEEP YOUR PRIVATES PRIVATE. I’VE WALKED IN ON YOU AND PERCY 5 TIMES TOO MANY.

[yesimradiant-deactivated2025100]

Only five? I got you beat with seven

[talktothepinkquill]

seven is rookie numbers, babe. i don't even wanna count 💀😭

[talktothepinkquill]

This is an RP blog for Eljay Skeeter, Harry Potter OC and a part of @amethystandemma 's AUs.

Eljay is Rita Skeeter's only child and a Slytherin Prefect/eventual Head "Girl". Their pronouns are they/them and I will be a dick about correcting that, both in and out of character. They're unlabeled sexuality-wise but while I tend to like shipping them with Cedric Diggory it's not something I'm married to and feel free to flirt if you're so inclined lol.

Warning that they can be a bit of a prick. Their behavior and opinions do not reflect my own.

I'll attempt to specify in the tags what age/age range they are where it's relevant, but they're either around 15-17 or graduated and 18+