the ways of tea and failure

25-f-NZ-ace nerd loser

[theweirdwideweb]

[boombnuy]

[couriers-mile]

Soon may the wellerman come

your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

[laikaspaceprotector]

so much to do, so much to see the name of the ship was the billy of tea

[astriiformes]

I hope this e-mail finds you living in a shotgun shack

[astriiformes]

I hope this e-mail finds you in another part of the world

[astriiformes]

I hope this e-mail finds you behind the wheel of a large automobile

[astriiformes]

I hope this e-mail finds you in a beautiful house, with a beautiful wife

[thlayli-rah]

I hope this email finds you thinking, “my god, what have I done?”

[la-laborista-republiko]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[freak-for-freaks]

You guys if I were drunk seeing this I would have died

[caviria]

[oo845yt9uhh4y9853ooooo-deactiva]

[thisisnthappiness]

Apathy wins orig. post http://ift.tt/1XwitjY via http://ift.tt/dFXARl comix, john tottenham

[wenchyfloozymoo]

[tamfoolery]

Mm

[thankuforthecoffee]

My heart says yes but my vocal range says no

[felixferne]

it’s been literal weeks and i’ve only just realised this is meant to be read as “healthy burgers” and not “heal thy burgers”

[begavet]

[evangelion-21-deactivated201812]

[captainkatatta]

[clarke-mason]

[quank]

ok but…. im just saying… this picture of mercury makes it look like the roundest potato in existence that someone started to peel but got distracted

[weloveshortvideos]

Two” shots of vodka

[amerixcan-horror-story]

same