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ohm YGOD
jesus fucking christ who let jerry seinfeld write a kids movie
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im not going to use this blog anymore so if you want my new url msg me???
#I love how in the movies he’s like ‘yes. it hurts every time they come out’ ANGST ANGST ANGST #and in the cartoons he’s just like yolo i’m a fuckin mutant bitch this shit better make my life easier somehow #so he just uses his claws for everyday tasks #because what good are they if YOU DON’T USE THEM TO CUT SALAMI
I find this oddly soothing.
"Despite many’s beliefs, Cal is alive and cares for Dave deeply. He follows Dave around because Cal gets worried very easily. Cal thinks of Dave as his best brother, even though Dave has John and Bro."
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This person I’m talking to is my mother.
She’s abused me my entire life, mentally, verbally, emotionally, and physically (when I was younger.)
For the past few years, things have been especially rough for us. We are a family of six (one mom, five kids.) My dad skipped out during the divorce and we haven’t seen a cent in child support. She’s doing her best to make ends meet, and I do what I can to help.
I go to school full-time and work part-time, around 15-20 hours a week. More than half of my paycheck is put away to help with rent and bills. I pay for my own public transportation. I pay for my own groceries, toiletries, clothing, whatever I need. I’m 23, I feel like if I’m still living at home I should be taking care of myself. And still, she manages to make me feel like I deserve this. She makes me feel like I’m in the wrong for preordering a figurine or going on a trip I’ve been saving for. She constantly makes me feel like absolute shit for not spending every dime I earn helping out, no matter how much I contribute, no matter how much I do. She seems to believe I have significant stores of money I’m purposefully hiding from her, and lashes out at me whenever I can’t give her any more money. She is only ever nice to me when I can pay her something. She is mentally unstable, always has been, and she refuses to seek further help or take the meds she was prescribed for her diagnosed depression.
I once lent her my credit card number to help her pay for bills she couldn’t take care of. For the past several months, she’s been using that card to pay for a Match.com membership, with the charges amounting to $130 within the past four months.
I was in dire need of overdue dental work and she offered up her work insurance to pay for it—once you pay for the dental charges, you send in the receipt and they deposit it back into the policy holder’s account. The first refund was for about $230. I never saw it because she, “never checks her account and must have spent it on groceries or something,” when in reality she’s fiscally irresponsible and constantly takes my younger siblings out for dinners and movies and yells at me when she comes up short. We’ve been on final notice for our electricity bill several times. I’ve had to take out emergency loans to pay $1200 in rent she couldn’t cover, twice, so we could keep the roof above our heads. She doesn’t spend money properly and I have to pay for it, almost every time.
It’s worth noting that she doesn’t abuse my siblings. Just me. Calling child services for four other kids would make a much larger and more difficult mess than we’re in.
She yelled at me over the phone while I was at school this afternoon, cursing and verbally threatening me and I hung up on her. I don’t feel like it’s safe to go home. I feel like if I do, she will end up doing something that warrants a phone call to the police (probably either physically threatening me with graphic violence, threatening suicide, or trashing all my shit; she has told me she’s wanted to “punch/bash/stab my fucking face in” more than once.)
I need to get out of this house and the earliest opportunity would be in fall. I’m afraid that isn’t soon enough but I can’t quite afford anywhere else on my own. I really don’t know what to do.
I don’t know why I’m posting this, I’m not looking for donations or anything. I guess I just needed to get it out there. I guess I just needed someone else to know.
I don’t often make a habit of piping up on the behalf of others, but Fivetail is and continues to be one of my best friends and it pains me to see them be treated this way by someone who should be there for them.
Five is like a sibling to me and they’ve always been there to support me when I needed it and more than once they’ve come through to help me and give me a little pick me up when I needed it and I really want to help in this situation.
If Five wants me to delete my addendum to this post, I definitely will, but until they tell me to, I’d really appreciate it if you guys would consider donating to their “cocoa fund"
I know Five didn’t ask for donations, but I’m asking y’all to consider donating anyways because they do not deserve this. They are consistently a good person and consistently end up scrabbling at the short end of the stick and it makes me miserable to see this kind of thing, so please, if it is at all possible for you to do so, please, please donate.
Please help make it possible for Five to get out of this toxic and dangerous situation as soon as humanly possible.
Thats it. Thats the whole comic.
Fuck i’m crying now
So my mother was up to her usual shit; calling me useless and entitled. Saying that I’m no longer allowed in the bathroom with a shower and I need to clean the other one by noon tomorrow morning or else keep in mind it hasn’t worked in 3 years.
I was hiding in my bedroom while my parents argued over who’s fault I was when my sister came in. She walked up to me and opened up her fist revealing a rainbow popsicle ‘best friends’ necklace. She thrust it into my hand and whispered that she wanted me to have it.
"because it’s a popsicle?" I asked
"no silly because it’s a rainbow. I know- I mean- I thought you’d like it."
She then winked and told me that I no longer needed to worry about cleaning the bathroom because she had spent the past hour doing it for me.
This seems so petty and small until you realize that for the past two years my parents have been doing their darnest to get rid of me. My sister will admit that I’ve always been the scapegoat but since I came out it seems their attacks are more pointed.
My sister is 11. She has grown up in a homophobic home and listened to my parents bitch about “those damn gays” her entire life. A couple months ago I came out to her and told her the reason our parents have been threatening to kick me out or send me away. I explained that sometimes gay girls and gay boys are even beaten up by people, just because of who they love.
I cannot express how much her support means to me; perhaps I am not the one who’s wrong. If an 11 year old who has been taught nothing but hate, perhaps there is hope for the future.
If you dont fucking reblog this I hope you get thrown off a cliff into a pool of fucking legos.
Tony Abbott Questioned by Newtown High Students [x]
The fact that a group of year 9 students can blunder the countries PM is pretty telling.
Tony abbot from living under his own ears
Female Student: “Why are you so against legalizing gay marriage?” Abbott: “I’m all for people having loving permanent relationships” Female Student: “Becaise I have a lot of friends who are gay and it’s sad to think they can never get married just because they’re attracted to the same sex.” Abbott: “I see where this is going. Can we have a blokes question?”
"Why do you think following in Howard’s footsteps and turning back asylum seekers is a good idea?" Abbott: “Do you know how many boat people drowned last year-“ "Too many!"
Abbott: “I’ll allow one more question” Student: “Do you know it’s a human right to seek aslyum in another county?” Abbott: [laughs] “That’s the same question as before. Another question!”
Just wanna say all these students cheered their peers when they asked these questions, and Abbott had nothing to say.
These kids were, what, 16? And yet I’d trust them running my country more than this dibshit.
#actually year 9’s are 14 or 15#so even more of a point#he got fucking slayed by a bunch of 14 year olds
Let’s have a blokes question…LETS HAVE A FUCKING BLOKES QUESTION!? No matter how many times you say you aren’t sexist, it’s little gems like this that prove you are.
FUCKING GOD DAMN
just watching some true life and the girl who competes in miss star trek universe is at dragon con and there are some homestucks
i’d recognize that cloak anywhere
regan isn’t that you and scone
what is this
WAIT A MINUTE.
I’d like to thank the Academy for making this glorious TV debut possible. 18:22 for anyone who wants to watch two seconds of homestucks crossing the street, looking weirdly lost. http://www.mtv.com/videos/true-life-i-want-to-be-an-obscure-pageant-queen/1724356/playlist.jhtml
Cats who can’t figure out walls [x]
PLEASE TAKE YOUR CAT TO THE VET IF YOU SEE THEM DOING THIS BEHAVIOR OVER TIME.
It’s called “head pressing” and it occurs in dogs and cats.
Head pressing is characterized by the compulsive act of pressing the head against a wall or other object for no apparent reason. This generally indicates damage to the nervous system, which may result from a number of varying causes, including prosencephalon disease (in which the forebrain and thalamusparts of the brain are damaged), or toxic poisoning.
http://www.petmd.com/cat/conditions/neurological/c_ct_headpressing
http://www.vet.cornell.edu/FHC/health_resources/toxoplasmosis.cfm (head pressing is listed as a symptom)
http://sevneurology.com/patients/clip-multilobular-osteochondroma (About a dog’s brain tumor but head pressing is listed as a symptom)
I wasn’t going to reblog this until I read the important caption dang thank you!!!
YOU JUST SAVED THE LIFE OF MY CAT THANK YOU!
SPREAD THIS LIKE WILDFIRE. THIS COULD SAVE YOUR KITTIE’S LIFE!
(INDIGNANT HUFFING) NOT ALL M……ale lions
the more i think about it, the weirder this comment seems. how does this man know that being a male lion is more stressful than being a female lion. has he lived as both a female and male lion before. is this man an Animorph
TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTTLE STAR
HOW IWONDER WHERE U R
UP ABOVE THE WORLD SO HIGH
HIGHER THAN A MOTHERFUCKA
I don’t hate school because “i’m a teenager” no i hate it because who the fuck wants to wake up at 6 in the morning and go to a place where all you feel is stupid and judged. yeah no one ok
it’s almost 2014 already are we still arguing on whether to give female characters the equal amount of screentime on movies as male characters
#this is both an example of captain kirk being upset by it and of reboot being a flagrant offender
#jim kirk was a raging feminist if you don’t think so you don’t know him
THIS IS NOT EVEN UP FOR FUCKING DEBATE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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"13 year olds more like. get off tumblr"
"13 year olds are so embarassing if youre 13 no matter what you’re doing you’ll hate yourself for it in the future"
"If you’re 13 please stay away from me"
"All 13 year olds are dumb and if you’re 13 and you deny that it just proves you’re dumb"
thanks for breeding self-hatred into young teenagers.