can i offer you an egg in this trying time?

22 🐒

[gnostick-deactivated20210607]

hope iʼm not just a blog to you but a problematic bisexual too

[whimsifae]

the most fun a girl can have is finding parallels, noticing patterns, making connections, contemplating

[miss-nerd-alert]

[what-even-is-thiss]

Best thing my grandfather ever taught me is that you’ve gotta let yourself grunt and groan when you’re doing something difficult. Makes it easier.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Next time you lift something heavy go gggrrraaaugggghhhh ugh hurf really loudly. If it’s hard to get up in the morning, moan and groan while you do it. When reaching for something you can’t quite get, go hhhrrraaauuugghhbadar about it.

Makes everything easier.

[what-even-is-thiss]

My grandpa has been disabled in one form or another since he was in his early 20s and he worked in construction until his 50s. He knows about doing hard things. Whenever I was helping him with moving things as a kid he always told me to grunt and groan real loud about it. Makes it easier, he said. And it does. It always, always does. Making a real loud noise and complaining about it always makes it better.

[scienceraccoon]

In addition to the psychological benefits, grunting also stops you from reflexively holding your breath when you strain your muscles. Hard work is easier when you breathe.

Relatedly, this is the reason that martial artists are always making "huah!" sounds.

[headspace-hotel]

That last part is true! The sounds have a purpose!

[helsex]

Hi. Angel on your shoulder here. It's totally ok to kill that guy

[sidneygale]

[lanawinterscigarettes]

This is canon I fear

[sentientheat]

if mac and dennis move to the suburbs aired today, mac would end up getting really influenced by all the trad wife content. he'd let dennis jr. die bc he was too busy watching how to make oreos from scratch

[swedenis-h]

Wife lovers till they die

[420technoblazeit]

kind of obsessed with the characterization of jayce and viktor as fundamentally good people who will also go absolutely batshit insane if you separate them because theyre also ridiculously codependent to a degree that is concerning for everybody else's wellbeing. they were literally away from each other for a couple of months and almost ended the entire world

[rookthebird]

s1 established they're the only thing stopping each other from killing themselves.

s2 established they're the only thing stopping each other from killing everyone else.

[rars]

(gets 0 notes on a post i made five seconds ago) sigh.... i see how it's.... (walks into the dark scary forest)

[cancelthephoenix]

fyi today is a monster day

[kilgarraara]

fixing things

[armandgender]

I’m sooo strong and masculine my arm doesn’t even shake when I’m holding a pot over the sink while I fill it up with water (lying)

[dismemberment-on-a-tuesday-night]

Just set it in the sink like a normal person...

Just a thought

[armandgender]

why would I need to do that if I’m strong and masculine and my arm doesn’t shake

[bluismie]

This is my love letter to the most beautiful ship I witnessed this year. Cheers to us Jayvik nation 💫

[achillesbeloathed]

viktor rocking mel's eyeshadow. everyone say thank you jayce's hallucinations

[beaunydoorin]

who else cheered

[arcanegifs]

ARCANE LEAGUE OF LESBIANS: 2x08 - “Killing is a Cycle”