Nirbhao. Nirvair.

Without fear. Without hate. sup i'm tanya everything orange flavored is better things that i find really clever or that make me audibly laugh are tagged #best PUNS photoblog twitter "You have not lived today until you have done something for someone who can never repay you." — John Bunyon

[fanonical]

i still can’t get over the fact that you don’t need parental permission to be in the triwizard tournament, but you do to go into the next town

[tonightweredrinkingfromthebong]

gwen stefani was right when she said this shit is bananas

[smartaveragebears]

hearing the word ‘salty’ in it’s original context is so weird now bc someone could literally just say ‘these pringles are so salty’ and I’ll just be thinking damn who’ve those pringles been vagueing about now

[excalibelle]

me watching monsters inc as a kid: how did it take so long for anyone to figure out that human child laughter not only produced energy like screams, but was more effective, and that children aren’t actually dangerous at all?

me watching monsters inc now: monsters incorporated, a multi-billion dollar corporate giant, stood to make extra profits off a scream shortage because low supply with high demand makes it possible to charge a fortune for a necessary commodity and everyone has no choice but to pay the high prices because they can’t go without electricity. Therefore Monsters Inc, as well as any other major powers that may have existed at the start of the era of using scream energy, fabricated the idea that only screams could generate sustainable energy sources in order to create artificial scarcity, because laugh energy was far easier to obtain and far more efficient, and therefore stood to lower the value of energy due to surplus. They also fabricated the idea that human children were toxic, in order to a) make other monsters too afraid to go near them to do research and possibly discover the secret of laugh energy, and b) to make monsters so afraid of going near them that there is a shortage of scarers, making it harder for rival companies to rise up and create competition. Even in the monster world, capitalism is based on lies, greed and cruelty, and even monster companies have no qualms about using and abusing children to maximize profits.

[i-was-a-naive--antifeminist]

[down2marzgurl]

shit

[poeticsuggestion]

i, for one, love forehead kisses……..just a hint

[okaywork-deactivated20141118]

don’t worry about vosotros

every spanish teacher ever (via hasitsclaws)

[dryzun]

[dankmemesx420]

[pharmage]

he died

[pterick]

i love capitalizing words that do not need to be capitalized At All so that you read them in that Important Voice

[brucebocchi]

[sixpenceee]

Entire brick wall smoothed out by the ocean 

[thesilencedmasses]

That’s some Dalí shit right there

[mcsnuggie-deactivated20131031]

at this point my blood is probably 4.3% pasta sauce

[justhurtingalot]

Isn’t it weird how you can actually feel the pain in your chest and stomach when something really hurts your feelings

[lyjerria]

your standards should be high for both your friendships and romantic relationships. everyone you surround yourself with should have qualities you actually admire.

[pettycentral]

[dajo42]

how fucked up would it be if an astronaut was coming back to earth and everybody hid for a bit