merrily we fall out of line, out of line
i’ll fall anywhere with u i’m by ur side!~
introducing the illustrious venus⭐️‼️
-> a fat chick who loves freakizoids
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merrily we fall out of line, out of line
i’ll fall anywhere with u i’m by ur side!~
introducing the illustrious venus⭐️‼️
-> a fat chick who loves freakizoids
| my masterlist & rules |
this blog hates donald trump
Look how many people hate him. I’m pretty damn happy about that 😁😁😁😁😁😁
I’ve never reblogged something so fast
western astro has completely ruined the reputation of retrograde planets. everyone just panics and thinks "bad luck," but in vedic astrology, retrogrades are actually insane.
in jyotish, a retrograde planet is called vakri. and here is the crazy part: a retrograde planet is actually STRONGER than a normal planet. it has maximum chesta bala (motional strength) because it’s physically closest to the earth.
but because it’s moving backward, its energy gets completely internalized, unpredictable, and highly karmic. having a retrograde planet in your birth chart literally means u have deeply unfinished business from a past life. u didn't finish the assignment, so the universe is making u repeat the class, but with 2x the intensity.
here is what they actually do in a birth chart:
🌿 mercury retrograde: u aren't bad at communicating, your brain just works entirely differently. u process things deeply internally first. u probably overthink everything, but u have this crazy ability to see details and patterns everyone else completely misses.
✨ venus retrograde: the ultimate placement for karmic relationships. u don't do superficial love. u are literally here to break traditional relationship rules. u will probably have intense, fated encounters with people u feel like u already know.
🔥 mars retrograde: internalized drive and anger. u probably struggle to express when u are mad in the moment, so it builds up internally until u explode. your lesson is learning how to pace your energy instead of going from 0 to 100.
🪐 jupiter retrograde: u physically cannot blindly follow traditions, religions, or teachers. u have to question everything. your spirituality and belief system is super personal and u usually have to figure it out completely on your own.
⏳ saturn retrograde: the harshest inner critic. u probably put way more pressure on yourself than anyone else ever could. your past life karma is about learning how to handle responsibility without literally crushing yourself under the weight of it.
(btw the sun and moon can never go retrograde, and rahu/ketu are always retrograde).
I always wanted to be the guard that tells only lies
I mean I've actually never wanted to be that.
Stupid stupid stupid. C'mon. At this rate I'll never be a lie guard.
reader that isn’t a bimbo? Reader that is put together and likes dressing up? Reader that’s older than 18-20? Reader that’s not white-coded??? Reader who doesn’t have daddy issues? Reader who does have daddy issues in a “man hater” way? Reader who’s taller than 4’11-5’0?? Reader who’s quiet and reserved and not in a robotic way or stuttering way? Reader who’s Tina Belcher coded? Reader who gives off the vibe of a creepy barn owl but somehow it’s endearing? Reader who’s charismatic and charming? Reader who’s-
i think men should cry more and they should film it and send it to me
Reblogging this manually. Op doesn't want credit for fear of being terminated.
starting a collection
lnexperienced!Choso whose breath hitches before you even start to put your hands on him- who stains his pants in a split-second when you finally do put your hands on him. lnexperienced!Choso who has such incredible stamina because he’s never ever felt anything like you before and the only thing he wants to feel is you and he just can’t stop feeling you- lnexperienced!Choso who’s learned everything he knows from manga and the Internet, who won’t stop until he’s pounded you until you’ve forgotten your name.
Choso trying to recreate manga porn panels with an insane amount of cum
“Baby I don’t think—“
“Nononono I-I can do it—“
Sigh. If only I had a 5’5 short king to obsess over my 6’ fat ass (picture unrelated just my pixie singing a solo)
Ugh Steve Harrington angst/smut how you call to me.
a/n: since when was fat a bad word? dni ugly fatphobes genuinely kiss my fat black ass.
content warning: more freaky froggie stuff becus cupid does it best!!
men whom love fat women !!
yes fat. with bellies that fold under their clothes and poke through their high waisted jeans. chunky arms that jiggle when they move, and that oh so lovely layer of fat under their chins, giving their round faces an almost childish glem. don't get them started on stretch marks— the tiger strips that cover their tummies, shoulders, and jiggly thighs only add to the mouthwatering appeal. fat women that are just so biteable, edible, and loveable. big strong men who laugh find it absolutely laughable at the thought of not being able to handle a woman with extra meat on their bones. was that a challenge? they sure see it as one.
big strong nasty men who laugh deep and proud as they squeal and gasp in surprise when they're lifted off their feet and chucked around like they didn't weigh over 225. proud nasty brutes who prove they can handle it by fucking their chunky lady standing up. holding every squish of fat up as they ram their even bigger cocks into their messy little pussies. dropping dumb dick that has them gasping and begging for air.
brutes who don't stop until they have their woman fucked out and panting. proud like they've just won the lottery. "still think i can't handle you?."
fuck. he sure can..
— REINER! REINER! REINER! SOAP! SOAP! SOAP!
SLUT WORLD IS UNDER ATTACK
If you see this on your dashboard, reblog this, NO MATTER WHAT and all your dreams and wishes will come true.
Oh hey! Haven’t seen this in forever! Didn’t reblog it when it came across me before, not gonna skip it this time, I need some good vibes.
Issuing a broad apology to etsy witches, now that magic is real apparently.
two-day delivery like they had Prime shipping.
does anyone know how I can contact them