just the shit you can't make up

m. they/them. 26

[retrogamingblog2]

[digital-magus]

I love you, vintage gay Pikachu. You’ll find the boy for you, I promise.

[catcrumb]

[imoutofsoupyo]

[rylandsgrace]

American Psycho (2000) dir. Mary Harron

[jvgsjeff]

[maniatown]

Girl whose most frequent mistake is inaction voice: wow I keep making mistakes I better not do anything

[loveridden1999]

[natureisthegreatestartist]

What's this? The red-lined bubble snail (Bullina lineata), a marine gastropod. Bizarre and beautiful, yes?

[organiccyborg]

i am strange and i look like a peppermint. is that ok .

[just-a-little-dead-inside]

[bananaquilava]

[cookiethebirddoll]

bus is my friend. shes no train but shes trying her hardest in a world that hates her

[fairycosmos]

you have to get into potato and leek soup

[charl0ttan]

hey bro qick question .do i seem like a person to you

[weepyemperor]

Vaginismus of the soul

[gengario]

whoops lost myself for about eight years there

[sighcomics]

what's the mood

[venusswasaboy]

Dude, I only fucked your boyfriend cause I’m an empath. I wanted to understand you… forgive me for being a good fucking friend I guess.

[lindleland]

"save me, substance abuse!" i cry. before you can moralize to me about the dangers of addiction, a noble and powerful steed gallops into the room - my horse whom i have named "substance abuse". you learn an important lesson about making assumptions. i snort a line off its back