[momopatchi]

plants vs zombies if i was the president.

[eebie]

i named them cruelty of the heart and sickness of the mind

[spencerthespacer-deactivated202]

[captaincobaltblr]

Hey wait a second, why did cats evolve to attack invisible things?

[spencerthespacer-deactivated202]

They were domesticated in Fertile Crescent and Egypt so probably an evolutionary advantage for snakes and scorpions that are hidden in sand and are more noticed by their movement than being seen directly

[corrucyst]

and also all the ghosts and devils.

[cabinette]

Me and my friend made this cuck chair chart just now. Debates were had.

[locksox]

more honourable mentions from the vc

[spiralfucker]

They found the last golden ticket . So that’s just it then . Fuck my stupid horrible pathetic life. Cabbage soup for dinner again , my stupid mothtsr. Grandpa Joe said he’s sorry but I know he doesn’t really give a fuck . And who gives a fuck about the other three old people in my house . Whatever their names is. Fuck fuck fuck it’s all worthless . They even made fun of me at school for only buying like 3 wonka bars. Nepo pricks . Fuck my stupid life it’s all fucked it’s all fucked . And my last name is bucket

[grandpajoebucket]

Cheer up charlie

[segamascott]

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

walter white in his underwear with the pistol readying to face the sirens, quietly to himself: this is my fight song. my walter white song

[periwinkleseafoam]

Piss off my wife song

[segamascott]

[zeitghost]

kind of embarrassing to play a game that your friend recommended it’s like. ohh i’m pregnant with your game. i’m playing and it’s yours

[yurimartyr]

i don't think it's like that at all.

[tangotek]

who up fionna-ing her cake

[ttechniic]

i love roblox car crash gifs

[ttechniic]

[ttechniic]

[ttechniic]

[ttechniic]

[ghoulish00]

[importantcatpics]

[drtanner]

The whole photo is gold but I especially like that the automated feeder is taped to the fucking floor.

[powerfulwizard]

[wielderofscythes]

They were right, I didn’t expect that.

[revelware]

[energyprison]

I have to make the bed but hes in the way

[energyprison]

Be sealed for all time

[bwaah]

beautiful combination of skedaddling and schmovement

[despazito]

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

can you practice what you preach

upright dog with human speech

[cabinette]

@tangotek

[jetix]

This screencap i took in like 2016 when me and my two old roomates would play roblox every night and you could still hit people with your car in Pizza Place