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#.ix #a higher res version of a classic meme. for you <3

its not funny but i do think about it a lot

This made me think about this panel from Calvin and Hobbes:

But unlike the adult in this strip, Calvin’s dad actually APOLOGIZED for yelling at him when he saw how guilty his kid was:

curioscurio

he fucking bit me so I'm putting him outside for Hurricane Ian to end his miserable existence

curioscurio

Update: He has been cast into baldness as his toupee is nowhere to be seen. Sturdier accommodations were required. He now acts as a flood level indicator for the yard.

curioscurio

Update: He is gone and I have no idea where he is now. Probably with God

curioscurio

UPDATE: HE LIVES

guiltfactory-moved

i like when they don't fuck because it leaves a big hollow sex-shaped cavity

baddbyrne

okay not to ocpost again but the worst thing about having an oc is sometimes they become The Character to you. and you need to talk to someone about it like wow I can’t stop thinking about The Character… but in order to do so you have to like sit them down and explain everything about your oc first. and then it’s just you explaining your writing ideas. i need to talk about them the same way i would talk about any random character i love to someone.

depsidase

stellacosmickat

redstonedust

bri'ish food is nothing special but every time i walk into the local fish n chip place i ask for a medium and they hand me a parcel of vinegar soaked fries so thick i struggle to carry it home with two hands. they look me in the eye and know theyve given me enough potato to feed me for a week. and for what. like 4 quid. you gotta respect the quantity over quality approach of it sometimes.

chips1977

SLUT WORLD IS UNDER ATTACK

sherdnerd

angel-bunny-writes

everyone get less gender essentialist NOW!!!

fluffymintthecat

Based on a real conversation I had before it clicked in my head 🏳️‍⚧️

allegedly-human

nothing is more tumblr than having a tumblr sexyman wiki and then warn you to not find some of those men sexy because it's problematic

#lol. lmao even.

nohoperadio

Vinyl records are circular because it's an efficient use of space: the grooves that encode the music are laid out in a spiral on the disc, so that the needle only has to move as far as the disc's radius to read the entire thing. Before this clever idea was thought of, the grooves were instead laid out in a straight line, and every LP was a narrow rectangle more than a thousand feet long. To flip an album to side b at least two people were needed, one at each end, coordinating via shouted instructions.