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Trust me, I am. Huh.. Well, this could be interesting. Maybe, and I do mean maybe we could give this a go sometime. Of course, we’ll have to get you one too. Eventually.

tannersontherun

I'm not getting my hopes up. We all have to have our fantasies. That's one of my more creative ones, I have to admit. I'll bet Kurt could get us some. I'm pretty sure he actually has one.

#pm:qf

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runaway-quinnie-blog

Ahh, yes, actually that sounds more like the friends we know and love. I don’t know.. we can stop. Corsets? Well, that depends, how would you feel about me wearing a corset? I know you’d look amazing, that’s for sure.

tannersontherun

Just revel in the knowledge that I wanna talk about it sometime in the future. I feel pretty strongly about you wearing a corset. I'm not wearing one. I'm the pirate. You're the prisoner that my captain captured in New England. But I guess if we ever get our hands on one, I could try it on.

#pm:qf

runaway-quinnie-blog

I wouldn’t exactly call them lazy. They’re ambitious.. and half of them aren’t even in Lima. Then again, they’d probably appreciate the sentimentality of a Lima wedding. They’re saps like that. Pirate porn, really?

I love you.

tannersontherun

Yeah, I know. I meant that they'd be more likely to come back to Lima because they could visit their family while they're there, and it could serve as a mini glee reunion. Why are we still talking about this? Yeah, pirate porn. Laugh now, but the plot is fascinating. How do you feel about corsets?

Mmm, back at you, mi querida.

#c:qf

blaineanderson--nyc

That’s fantastic, Santana! That sounds like a pretty cool way to test out if you’d like to do something similar for a career, and make some money while you’re at it. When’s the wedding, out of curiosity?

tannersontherun

Yeah, we'll see, won't we? In a month, so she has plenty of time to change her mind. Have you had that callback of yours yet?

#c:ba

runaway-quinnie-blog

I know what you mean, relax. Lima huh? Maybe you’re right. Speaks a thousand words though that you think they wouldn’t accommodate us. Okay, calm yourself. I was only asking..

Oh. You’re really just a big kid, aren’t you sweetie?

tannersontherun

What can I say? They're our family, right? I know my family well, and I know that they're lazy. Yeah well, I had to keep myself occupied somehow while you were sleeping. Somewhere in between pirate porn and reading buzzfeed until my eyes fell out, wedding thoughts popped up.

I am.

#c:qf

runaway-quinnie-blog

Yeah, I still can’t get over him wanting us to all be the entertainment. Wait- you actually think about that kind of stuff? Tell me more.. Like where exactly are we going to get married for instance?

So, you insulted it and you haven’t even watched it? Seriously. Of course she is, daddy issues, fish out of water, rebellious. My type of movie. Well, she was the first princess to stand up for herself, and the movie made so much money that the movies that followed were unbelievable. Santana, honestly, after this picture taking you’re sitting down and watching this with me.

tannersontherun

Well, we were free. I mean, not us. We were too drunk. But you got what I meant. I....maybe? I don't know, Q. I haven't gotten that far. Lima, probably. Even though I hate it. Our idiot friends would be more apt to come if it were there. I need to be able to afford an apartment before I go putting a ring on it, querida.

Sleeping Beauty is the one I haven't seen, but if you wanna watch the Little Mermaid, we'll do it, and you can deal with my hysterical laughter during the line "Darling, it's better down where it's wetter".

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runaway-quinnie-blog

What’re you talking about? Weddings are always fun.. Okay, maybe Finn and Rachel’s can be outside that box but y’know, when everyone goes to the ceremony it just relaxes. You get your food and your drink and dance and just have a great time. Besides, you can’t say all wedding sucks, Mr Schues almost wedding still sticks out as one of my favourites.

She’s only in her own movie for like, sixteen minutes and did you just insult my favourite princess? Aka the reason Disney even became a renaissance?

tannersontherun

I hate them. With the exception of Mr. Shue's and that's because it didn't happen. Ours is gonna be awesome, okay? No one's going to be bored, like I usually am at weddings. The band is going to be awesome, and it won't be our former classmates, because I'm not putting them to work. And there's going to be an open bar, so hopefully we can pass down the tradition of amazing wedding sex on to someone else.

Really? That sucks. I don't think I've actually seen that movie. Ariel is your favorite princess? Seriously? Please explain how she made Disney a renaissance.

#//bahaha yes she did #c:qf

runaway-quinnie-blog

Oh, well, there’s something I never knew.

Yeah, those guys are creeps. But with this new job of yours, I guess we’re one step closer to getting away from them, so there’s that. I do want to take your picture, but hey, I can take more than one picture of you..

Yeah, but let’s be honest, Sleeping Beauty is a wimp..

tannersontherun

There's a lot you don't know, a lot I don't know. No one can know everything about their significant other.

Hey, it's one shoot, but if she recommends me to her crazy friends, I guess it could turn into more. Not that I really want to do weddings. They're so awful. Everyone's always stressed, it's never what you expected, and something always goes wrong. Take as many pictures as you want. I'll even give you my psycho smile where I bear all of my teeth.

Yeah, but she's not the most useless of the princesses. That honor would go to little miss I'ma give up my freakin' voice for some guy I casually stalk from under the sea.

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runaway-quinnie-blog

You didn’t actually feel inferior to me though, right? I mean, you were just as big a bitch as I was. Maybe more? Aw, and the disappointment shines through. Guess we can wait until we’re in private then.

Don’t even joke about that… do you think they’ll let me?

tannersontherun

I did. I was your sidekick, more like guard dog, and I hated it. When you outed my boob job to Sue, after I got over being furious, I was actually happy because it meant you saw me as a threat. I was actually your equal for the first time. But that was long ago...

That was all you wanted? Me naked? You can have that whenever you want. As long as those horny jerks across the street can't see me. I thought you wanted to see me take a picture.

At the moment, you're more Sleeping Beauty, but you could be Elsa if you wanted.

#c:qf

runaway-quinnie-blog

You like making me blush, don’t you? That sounds like a good idea. Fine, let’s do it, although, would you let me have a go at it? Let me catch my girlfriend in all her glory?

Maybe. Hmm, that could work, I’m sure there’d be a little money in that

tannersontherun

I do. It's a sadistic urge coming way back from 15 year old Santana who hated feeling inferior to you. Nice to have some control. Yeah, you can do whatever you want. I'm not getting naked up on the roof though. My glory is going to have to shine through my clothes.

We could get you a job as Elsa in the Disney store at the mall.

#//throws in Elsa just because #c:qf

runaway-quinnie-blog

Yeah, but this is different. You always catch me off guard, I wanna see you taking the pictures… Santana, shut up

Yes, yes I know. I’ll talk to him. Eventually..

tannersontherun

Yeah, because I like capturing little things like you biting your lip when you're concentrating, or quirking your eyebrow when you're writing. Tell you what, you wanna see me in action before we're surrounded by crazies, it's nice out today. Let's go to the roof and see what I can scope out. Besides our perv friends across the street.

Maybe a job'll just fall into your hands too. Or I could rent you out as a model for a mattress store while you're in one of your sleeping beauty spells.

#c:qf

runaway-quinnie-blog

Actually, you did. You took the picture in the first place. That’s something because you were talented enough to get recognised. Fine, I’ll come with, I’m a little excited to see you in action.

Well, I didn’t want to bug him with his auditioning and things..

tannersontherun

You see me in action all the time. And complain about me creeping on you with a camera. Personally, I think you should be proud that you and I have the most creative after sex selfies that I've ever seen.

Okay, it's not like you have to get a job, because I actually get a kick out of being the breadwinner, but that's what you wanted, right? Am I going to have to talk to him for you?

#c:qf

runaway-quinnie-blog

Santana, that’s amazing. I am so proud of you. Didn’t I tell you, something would turn up eventually? And here we are. And a photographer too? So, so proud.

I need to calm down..

tannersontherun

Well I didn't actually do anything. It was luck. Thanks anyway, babe. And I'm glad you're so excited, because you're going to need to come with me. Seriously, if I have to be around this woman without someone to tell me to bite my tongue, I'll beat her to death with my zoom lens.

Did you ever talk to Blaine about a teaching job?

#c:qf

So, Gunther decided he needed to update the menu at the diner, and one of the girls told him that I was decent with a camera. Some freaky bridezilla loved "the, like, totally antique vibe" that my picture of the skyline had, and apparently wants me to do her wedding pictures. I would've said no, but she's paying me an insane amount of money. Apparently I'm a wedding photographer now.