lacing my blood with poison so when those mosquitoes try to drink from me theyll be in for a nasty surprise
huh. guys i feel a little funny

Kaledo Art

Discoholic 🪩
Jules of Nature
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
Misplaced Lens Cap

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祝日 / Permanent Vacation

Andulka
we're not kids anymore.
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ojovivo
Sade Olutola

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will byers stan first human second
Not today Justin

Kiana Khansmith
$LAYYYTER
YOU ARE THE REASON
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lacing my blood with poison so when those mosquitoes try to drink from me theyll be in for a nasty surprise
huh. guys i feel a little funny
I love jaywalking with another pedestrian lol we’re unionized
I wasn’t built to be employed. I need to stay up until 4 am like a normal person
hey there welcome to superpower school, where we teach you to use your dangerous superpowers in a school-like environment. here's your syllabus. as you can see, this class will consistent entirely of occasional world building lectures of no use to anyone who has actually lived in this world for more than a day, and unsupervised practical assignments that place your life and the lives of everyone near you at risk. also we have a tournament arc in around 50 chapters that will inevitably be rife with cheating and will be infiltrated by people who actually for real want to kill you. grading will be on a curve.
going over to my minimalist girlfriend’s house and she apologizes profusely for the mess and there’s just a single perfect, fresh pea on the floor of her living room
Blue Lois
can i help you
Red Marge
jesus christ. I Am Under Fucking Attack
World Heritage Post
i deserve a medal for this post. not because i was particularly funny but because i survived an onslaught of nearly one hundred gimmick blogs in the wake of this post popping off, and the fact that i didn’t try to track any of them down and snuff them out with my bare hands is a testament to my immeasurable strength and should be rewarded. at one point i had “the official letter h” add on to this post. you wanna know that blog’s gimmick? the really funny and original and worthwhile gimmick the official letter h blog had? yep you guessed it they just gave me the god damned letter H and then fucked off. only jesus knows the suffering i endured over that harsh winter, and he wept for me
me when a fictional woman decides not to get an abortion
THOG MOBILE
hate that I was understanding when I should’ve just been a cunt
i thro my hands up in the air some time
in a way i am my own dead wife
I WISH I WAS A LITTLE BIT BALDER
I WISH I WAS A WALTER
I WISH I HAD A LAWYER NAMED SAUL BETTER CALLER
La letra con amor, entra. (via)
DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THOSE BOOKS ARE PUSSYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOOK AT THOSE BOOKS BEING PUSSY;S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOW THATS WHAT I CALL “INTELLECTUALLY STIMULATING”…!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS WILL… REALLY MAKE YOU THINK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Before and after yep hes mustard gravy
Didnt smell good so i poured it down the drain without take a bite
My plugs got a special strain i be buyin in bulk