I will get a frog for stubborn manifestation

idk what do you want from me?? however lesbian and Italian (they/them)

if you think you can just follow me and start talking to me as if we were friends well you are correct

[tapparell-a]

what if remus lupin was not afraid of the moon?

maybe the boggart was trying to remind him on "everything for our moony".

send post

[ryuunie]

when the sun’s out so now i feel like James Potter who gets up at 6AM to take a jog and sniffs all the flowers in the bushes he passes by

[uh-oh-no]

I love the idea of Peter just being the person who puts up with non of the rest of themselves shit

Remus (that time of the month, amber eyes, half growling): GO AWAY!

Peter (still in a dressing gown looking like a tired mum): Now listen here Remus John Lupin, you get your arse out that bathroom and pack your bag or so help me god.

Remus: ...

Remus: *mumbling, but does it*

Peter: Thank you Remus.

Sirius (in his weekly tantrum): I can't go to Charms! My hair! My face! I hate everything! I-

Peter: *gives a look*

Sirius: I...

Peter: Put your shoes on.

Sirius: ...

Sirius: Okay.

James (him and Sirius had a over dramatic argument over nothing): *huff*

Peter (reading the prophet): ...

James: *huffs louder*

Peter: ...

James: *huf-*

Peter: Christ almighty James huff one more time and I'll stick this newspaper up your arse. Neither of you even remember what you where arguing over. Just hug it out already.

James: ... Yes Pete.

Peter: Attaboy.

[loveridden1999]

top 3 hobbies for young adults:

1. borrowing misery from future

2. carrying grief of the past

3. agonizing over the present

[imjunebitch]

"can mutuals dm" "can mutuals ask for your discord" girl, mutuals have an implied invitation to my wedding

[imjunebitch]

"can mutuals dm" "can mutuals ask for your discord" girl, mutuals have an implied invitation to my wedding

[riri-thewi]

WHO THE HELL IS HORNKUS BINGLEFUCK??????????

[mawofthemagnetar]

What do you mean “chat” is now referring to ChatGPT and not twitch chat? What? What? What the fuck? No?

When I address chat I am speaking to a presumed Greek chorus of real human people shitposting on their lunch break, not a machine that devours lakes to covert electricity into slop.

[cursedartistnelari]

All links are going to be in my bio, but I'll writte them here in case is easier

GoGEtFunding

Kofi

Paypal

[winterrnightt48]

fellas is it gay to know about the madness within?

[tapparell-a]

only if it reflects

[starlitads]

“Just found out about transphobia #reallymad #disappointed #dobetter” -James Potter at some point prolly

[basietta]

tomny armstrong knows ball

[tapparell-a]

remus would give james bluey-easter chocolate eggs.

fight me about it

[damsnackbar03]

the marauders as some boys playing cards in my class:

peter: "I'm six in."

giggling from all

sirius: "Six in."

more giggling

peter: 👀

remus, with a shit eating grin: "Are you six inches in?"

james, deliriously snickering: "Dix sinches tin."

sirius: "Are you okay?"

remus: "He's been up since six this morning. He is not okay."

james, crying: "Dix sinches tin."

[regumuffins]

The Marauders are the kind of people that other people look at like “what on earth are those people going to do once they leave school”

[tapparell-a]

prolly die.

[soft-likethesunset]

it's that time again (tcoptp reread)