My favorite word is 'Fuck'

Teka/ 29 / USA / Bisexual as FUCK / Marvel and SPN trash can / DESTIEL IS LIFE / I reblog NSFW content, so read at your own risk

[supernatural-jackles]

This Feeling

Title: This Feeling

Pairing: Jensen x Reader

Word Count: 2,004

Warnings: Anxiety, Depression, Suicidal Ideations, Angst, Self Loathing, Mental Health Struggles, Fluff, Minor Sexual Innuendo, Comfort Fic! 

Summary: Depression and Anxiety are the world’s best team when it comes to taking you down. Your head convinces you of things that aren’t always true. Your best friend Jensen is there to remind you of that.

Square Filled: Free Space ( @spndeanbingo)

A/N: Jen’s mental breakdown in a fic! This one is just me trying to work through some stuff. I hope you enjoy it! Feedback is greatly appreciated and encouraged! 

 Depression. 

  It was a battle you fought day in and day out. There was no pausing. You couldn’t fast forward. Rewinding was out of the question. It was start, or stop. Nothing else. For the most part, you had your control over it. You knew when you got that way, and you knew what to do to help you get out of that state… at least, that’s what you thought. 

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[manawhaat]

Knockin’ On Morning Wood

Title: Knockin’ On Morning Wood

Characters: Reader x Dean, Sam for a split second at the end.

Summary: When Dean’s sweat pants leave nothing to the imagination your eager giddiness gets the best of both of you.

Warnings: NSFW, swearing, oral (reader giving), Dean’s horsecock (yes that’s a warning), implied smut. 

Word Count: 1.6k

A/N: Inspired by the gifs below because holy hell the horsecock is real! Damn you, dick flop of doom! This fic started when the trash squad got me thinking about the horsecock and I regret nothing, Italics are inner thoughts. 

Rounding the corner into the kitchen, your unmade hair was still a mess and an empty coffee mug in need of refilling dangled from your fingers. Two cups just wasn’t gonna cut it this morning.

“Hey, sweetheart,” Dean smiled from the stove.

“Well, that’ll definitely help waking me up,” you chuckled internally as you took him in fully. 

Dean moved gracefully around the kitchen; tossing pancakes in the pan, filling his coffee mug, and whipping up more batter, all the while in nothing more than a pair of low slung sweats. You exchanged a friendly greeting, biting your lip as he pressed himself against your back and placed a quick peck to your cheek while you were refilling your mug.

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[after-avenging-hours]

Under Consent of the King: Steve x Reader x Bucky

This story is inspired by the myth that the word ‘fuck’ comes from Fornication Under Consent of the King, where sex had basically been outlawed unless permitted by the king. I have spun the myth a little to make it so that sex out of wedlock can be permitted by the king. This fic follows an established poly-relationship between King!Steve, the Reader, and Knight!Bucky.

Word Count: 10,481 (holy cow this is the longest one-shot I have ever written)

Warnings: NSFW Content (18+), Poly relationship, m/f/m, oral (f/r), unprotected sex, oral (m/r), threesome

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[politijohn]

GET. THEIR. BILLIONAIRE. ASSES.

[ms-cellanies]

Bills like this are the VERY REASON WE MUST TURN THE SENATE BLUE & EVICT TRUMP FROM THE WHITE HOUSE.

What if enough GOP Senators had the balls to vote in favor of impeachment imagine how differently addressing the pandemic would possibly have been.  How many people in America would still be alive today?

TRUMP’S INCOMPETENCE IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THE GENOCIDE.

[captainfaygeleh]

okay i have a loki question

how the fuck did odin sneak him into asgard?

like, heimdall saw that shit right? odin comes back through the bifrost and heimdall is just “…………….”

heimdall: that’s a baby

odin: yes! he’s my son! ………..loki. i’m going to dress him in green and black, because that worked great last time

or odin comes back and is trying to figure out, how to play it, and heimdall and frigga are just waiting for him and completely deadpan

frigga: ah, husband! you have returned from war in time to meet your newborn son. who i had. after being pregnant. secretly.

odin: what

frigga:

heimdall:

loki: *baby noises*

odin: right

honestly, i just need heimdall going up to frigga like “you won’t believe what your husband just did”

[matchgirl42]

odin: he’s a replacement for the child I had to lock away in the shadow realm.

heimdall:

odin: I’ll do better by this one.  I know I will.

heimdall:

heimdall: You mean Frigga will.

[langernameohnebedeutung]

Odin: Please can we keep it? It’s cute and changes colours and smiles at my empty eye socket. I promise I’ll take care of it I’ll feed it every week and I’ll dress it in green and black and I’ll teach it to throw knives and it will be great!

Heimdall: Frigga, he stole a baby. Say something.

[rebelmeg]

THIS IS THE BEST THING

[the-geek-cornucopia]

I like to imagine Frigga visiting Heimdall and they have tea and gossip about how much a mess Odin is.

[the-flightoficarus-deactivated2]

Hiemdall: *plopping into Friggas parlour and already reaching for the cup Frigga is passing him* Lemme tell you what wild shit your sons are doing in Alfhiem

[tin-can-iron-man]

Hiemdall rollerblading into the throne room this week with sunglasses and a piña coloda: Your Majesty, you’re not going to fucking believe this stuff your son brought back from Midgard.

[disasterlesbianshuri]

Frigga, iceskating down the bifrost with three bottles of tequila wearing a mini cape from a midgardian children’s dracula costume: Heimdall, my good bitch, I have news.

[kiriei]

Frigga, he stole a baby. Say something.

[tardis-is-mine]

Heimdall, my good bitch

[incorrectstevebucky]

Avengers + Breaking News Meme 

[captain-rogers-beard]

Blind Date

Title:  Blind Date

Author:  Mimi @captain-rogers-beard

Summary:  Natasha sets you up on a blind date but things don’t go as planned.

Characters:  Steve Rogers x Female Reader

Square Filled:  Blind Date

Word Count:  2170

Warnings:  boring date, blind date, fluff

Author’s Notes:  Written for @star-spangled-bingo​. Fills my square for Blind Date. Sequel to Dr. Rogers.

***My work is not to be posted on any other sites (AO3, Wattpad, etc.) without my express written permission. Reblogs are fine.***

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[lowhostrikesback]

[tardis-is-mine]

You post this as if I haven’t already fallen for the man..

[thewhiterabbit42]

Citrus Drabbles: Gabriel + Perfume

Pairing: Gabriel x reader

Word Count: 565

Tags/Warnings:  Lemon, fingering, implied sexy times

For @blondecoffeecake

He can’t pinpoint the source.  It’s subtle.  A mix of natural and slightly floral fragrance.  A pinch of vanilla.  The tiniest bit of spice to keep it from being too sweet and flat.  

He raises his chin, sniffing the air as he tries to track it, but it’s fading too fast for him to follow.  Disappointment blooms between his chest and stomach.  He doesn’t understand why, but there’s just something about that smell that calls to him.  

With a sigh, he moves on with his day, hoping that maybe a hint will fall in his lap if he’s patient enough.  

* * *

It’s more than a hint he receives as you straddle his legs, hips grinding against the bulge in his pants.  Your scent washes over him, intoxicating him as much as the taste of your tongue and the warm press of your body.  

He should have known.  You’ve always been a temptation for him, and he’s done his best to keep himself as far from you as possible.  But like the perfume you wear, everything about you calls to him, and he’s finally accepted there is no escape.  

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[maxximovssolo-deactivated202009]

So for years black girls have had to read fanfics where y/n was automatically described as being paled skinned with long flowing hair and blue eyes. We couldn’t relate to it exactly, it excluded us, it ignored us. But we read it cause it was all that was out there. Now when we start writing fanfics for other black girls to feel included and represented, now you all are saying that you ‘‘can’t relate to it” therefore don’t support black writers when we were supporting your work all those years even though you were acting like we don’t exist within these fandoms. 

[avengerscompound]

The Surrogate - Chapter 1

The Surrogate:  A Clintasha Fanfic

Masterlist

Buy me a ☕ Character Pairing:  Clint Barton x Natasha Romanoff x F!Reader

Word Count:  3305

Rating:  E

Warnings: Injuries, smut (M\F, oral sex, vaginal sex, public sex)

Synopsis:  A freak end of the world incident leads to meeting your two best friends, Clint Barton and Natasha Romanoff.  While your friendship with the two Avengers is anything but conventional, they are your all-time favorite people.  When you find out that Clint and Natasha want to start a family but have exhausted all their options, you realize your powerset might allow you to give them what they want.  Having your best friends’ baby might seem like a good idea on paper, but when you are as close as you, Clint, and Natasha are, will doing something so intimate mean feelings get a little mixed up?

A/N:  Just a reminder as this is a new series you must tell me (preferably by ask) that you want to be tagged or continue to be tagged.

Chapter 1

The sky was on fire.  Everything around you was chaos.  People running for their lives and parts of buildings crashing to the ground.  You were trying to not let the crowd drag you along with them because all you could think was there was nowhere you could go right now that would be safe and if you were going to die, you didn’t want it to be at the bottom of a pile of corpses.

You ducked down a side alley that stunk of trash but was blessedly empty of people.  As you took a moment to decide what you would do next, there was a cry from above you and a figure rocketed down from the side of the building, managed to grab hold of the fire escape just long enough to dislocate his shoulder and slow his fall, before landing on top of a dumpster with a loud crash and rolling onto the ground.  You rushed over to the figure that seemed to be trying to struggle to its feet.

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[tardis-is-mine]

[fictionalabyss]

Would you knock, asshole?

Pairing : Dean x Reader, Sam

Word count :   2,170

Written for : @spnkinkbingo

Square : Name Calling .

Warnings : name calling, angry Dean, injury, smut, dirty talk

Beta’d by : @impala-dreamer​

A/N : idea from @justballoonfishthings​. Also extra thanks to Kayla, Beka and Carrie for also helping me when I got stuck.

Masterlist • Patreon.

SPN Kink Bingo 2020 Masterlist.

“You’re such a bitch,” Dean had scoffed, glancing back at you in the rear-view with a smile.

“Takes one to know one, cunt nugget.”

“Cunt nugget, what the hell is a cunt nugget?”

“The fact that you don’t know explains why no woman stays with you for more than a night.” You laughed.

“What?”

Sam sighed. “Think about the words for a second there, Dean.”

Dean sat in quiet for a moment, then you saw it hit him. “Oh, fuck off!” he snapped, making you laugh harder.

That had been the ride to the hunt. It was not at all how things were by the end of it.

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[avengerscompound]

Neighbors

Neighbors - A Hawkeye Fanfic

Character pairing:  Clint Barton x F!Reader

Word Count:  3568

Warnings:  Smut (MF, voyeurism, exhibitionism, masturbation, phone sex, oral sex, vaginal sex)

Synopsis:  You move into a new apartment and discover you have a fantastic view of your very good looking neighbor.  A neighbor who not only is an Avenger but who also seems to have a very playful side.

A/N: This is a rewrite of one of my old RPF fics, so if it’s familiar that’s why.  I just liked it a lot and it worked well with Clint.  Also, normally I kinda write Clint and when I’m thinking about him I flick between comic and MCU Clint.  In this one, I was absolutely thinking about 6′4 blond dumbass Clint.

Neighbors

It had taken far too long for you to move into your new place.  It had been exhausting and awkward.  There was no elevator in this building and you were on the fifth floor, so all day you had been carrying boxes upstairs again and again.  You were finally done now, thank god.  All your stuff was still in boxes and you were eating pizza straight out of the box as you sat on the floor of your new apartment.

Things hadn’t been going great for you lately.  You’d been downsized and ended up taking a job that paid half as much.  Which meant you had to move to a smaller apartment in a worse part of town.  You’d broken up with your boyfriend.  You were trying to stay positive.  At least you had a roof over your head, even if it was water stained and only had views of the big ugly apartment block across the alley.

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[psychgifs]

Shawn & Gus + Dress up

[supernatural-jackles]

Owe You One- Part 17

Title: Owe You One - Good Girl

Pairing: Dean x Reader

Word Count: 7,001

Warnings: Angst, Smut, Spanking, Light BDSM, Dom!Dean, Begging, Bit of a Consent Kink, Fluff, Mentions of previous injuries, Major Childhood Neglect, Mentions of Parental Abuse, Self Hate, Lots of Fluff

Summary: Dean Winchester has been your best friend and neighbour for the last year. A year of finding comfort in random drop ins and casual conversations, but neither of you know the pasts that the other has. Not fully. Pasts that come back to haunt you, and ruin everything you want in life. Can you find what you’re seeking in a couple of favours and a good time between the sheets or is history doomed to repeat itself?

Square Filled: Spanking ( @spnkinkbingo), Snuggling in Bed ( @spnfluffbingo​) Late Night Talk ( @spndeanbingo​)

A/N: The contents in this part are not suitable for all audiences. Please read with caution. Feedback is greatly appreciated! I hope you enjoy it! 

 “Y/N, tell us this one,” Benny started, pouring a glass of beer for a customer. “Is he as cuddly as he seems?”

 “Shut up,” Dean scoffed, wiping down the surface of the counter as soon as a customer left. “Don’t answer that.”

 “I hate to say it, Benny,” you paused. “What happens in the bedroom, stays in the bedroom.”

 “I beg to differ,” Cas added in. “Dean did mention that you were a cuddler. Among other things.”

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[after-avenging-hours]

Out of Time Masterlist

After Steve gets injected with a mysterious substance during a mission gone wrong, you come to find out that the only thing that can save his life is a pure sample of Dr. Erskine’s Super Soldier Serum. Unwilling to let the love of your life die without a fighting chance, you travel through the quantum realm back to 1943. Equipped with little more than your knowledge of past events, you have to figure out just how exactly you’re going to get your hands on that serum. Not only that, but with the infinity stones no longer protecting the reality you’ve come from, there is now a chance that your presence in the past can change the future you’ll return to. Can you succeed without messing things up? And if things go wrong, can you fix it before it’s too late? Or will you run out of time…

Part 1 

Part 2 

Part 3 

Part 4 

Part 5 

Part 6 *

Part 7 

Epilogue 

Series Warnings: Canon typical violence, * contains Smut, mostly fluff with a sprinkling of angst

[a-daks]

canon: they died

fanfic: fUCK YOU

[andordean]

Canon: and so they never met

Fanfic: here’s a funny story

[namesonboats]

Canon: There was tension and pining, but they never even kissed.

Fanfic: Actually,

[kaeltale]

Canon: Torture the cinnamon roll.

Fanfic: Torture the cinnamon roll.

[conversationswithjohnlock]

Canon: When they traveled they stayed in separate rooms

Fanfic: AND. THERE. WAS. ONLY. ONE. BED!!!!!

[caressthosecheekbones]

Canon: … and they were roommates.

Fanfic: oh my god, they were roommates…

[johanirae]

Canon: They were international assassins who assassinated assassins.

Fanfic: But hot DAMN wait till you hear about this cafe they opened

[jenroses]

Canon: They had a coffeeshop

Fanfic: but they were ASSASSINS

[pizzapopolis]

Canon: they were mortal enemies and attempted to murder each other on multiple occasions

Fanfic: bUT THEY GOT MARRIED AND ADOPTED CHILDREN

[robbyrobinabitch]

Everytime I reblog this has a new addition and it’s the best

[inkpotter-deactivated20211125]

Canon: They were straight

Fanfic: Lol

[boxofsoap]

THE LAST ONE IS THE BEST ONE

[meggiebrick]

I love fanfic so so so much.

[sweetteaa19]

Canon: Am I joke to you?

[ursulaismymiddlename]

Fanon: No, just a disappointment.