some people call me the space cowboy

elise // 26 // she/they // seattle, wa

[cryptotheism]

Can you stop applying status effects to me for two fucking seconds I'm trying to get divorced.

[gaytanic-panic]

underrated kanye bars

[transfemininomenon]

bro there was a CHEETO in the white house

[omegaverse]

[beansfrombeans]

has anybody seen my pet piece of paper. his name is walter he is very fragile but very adventurous. i should never have left the window open in my tenth story apartment

[trumbloola]

Fall Guys are like invasive among us! Right guys! Who's with me! Who's with me!

[loanboard10k]

Not funny 👎

[trumbloola]

I can't currently even formulate anything stronger than "I'll kill you". Please threaten yourself for me

[loanboard10k]

I'M GOING TO SAW OFF MY FEET

[natjennie]

i know its cliche to say but lup adventurezone really is the character of all time like. she's an elf, she's a wizard, she's dead, she's a ghost, she's a bounty hunter for the raven queen. her spirit lived in a magic-eating umbrella for a nebulous number of years. she's an astrophysicist. carbo-loading breakfast then blowing up an abandoned dmv was her best day ever. she has a twin brother who's memory was wiped of her existence. she's in love with a white guy named barry bluejeans. she planned a heist on a casino to get back at someone who owed her fifteen dollars. after being released back into the world the first thing she did was dunk on her brother's love life. she speaks mongoose. and she's trans. do you get it.

[elizabro]

ordered a “who drink arnold palmer” t shirt for the laughs and it came printed “who drink arnorl palmer” and a sports logo on the back. which possibly makes the shirt funnier 

[elizabro]

funniest shirt alive

[cloevr]

twin peaks heritage post

[typhlonectes]

[greuzeisfuckingtrash]

Dewey’s purse

(Clip from Malcolm in the Middle, S2:E11)

[maghrabiyya]

Dewey is hard femme

[tanyao]

I feel like it’s worth mentioning he had a brick in there

[eelizabit]

it’s the first brick from stonewall

[rabbitsoverload]

mysterious creature of uncertain origin

[barkingdog]

[crimsonthehedgehog]

[komaedalovemail]

im secretly a mod 33 introject. whats ur opinion on that

wanna see my plushie collection? i got shadow the hedgehog

[blackpyrefly]

[gets so horny i start rummaging through girls’ garbage cans and drinking the remaining fluid out of their covid-19 rapid test kit dropper vials]

[blackpyrefly]

[gets so ANGRY i start rummaging through YOUR INNARDS and drinking the remaining BLOOD out of YOUR ARTERIES]

[shitpeoplesayintf2]

[02nd]

girl what the fuck is this

[02nd]

no, I get it

[anneemay]

That's Dewey from Malcolm in The Middle

[mikuspit]

[akashicrecord]

you ever been milked big time?

I was the only almond at Silk for 5 years