The optimistic pessimist

Mary. 24. NY. Nerdfighter, starkid, whovian, trivia addict, slytherclaw, bookworm. Just another wanderer wondering where my life will take me. (Currently that is stuck in bed with a broken foot... Hoping that'll change soon)

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God bless Hank Green

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Hey! So recently I’ve unfollowed quite a couple blogs.. (inactivity and just generally not interested in those topics anymore) and I’ve been looking to follow more so my dash isn’t as dead. So please reblog if you post any of the following:

-eddsworld -scary stuff (horror stories or just scary things in general -cute things -cartoons (like steven universe, adventure time, etc) -south park -harry potter -art and writing tips -positivity

-homestuck

So reblog and I’ll be sure to check you out! Thanks ^w^

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Source

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This is me and my relationship with bread.

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[iwoulddreamoutloud]

I wanna fall in nerdfighter like. . . .

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Ah yes, because the princesses have been such terrible role models. They have taught such horrific lessons such as…

Stop pitting female characters against each other. 

A dress is not a weakness.

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[frozen-force-leia]

all of this

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To the parents who are boycotting Finding Dory over a FOUR-SECOND lesbian couple:

You’re letting your kids watching Disney movies which have:

naked women

a fucking stripper mouse

Satan

A 70 year old man enslaving a fucking 15 yr girl, giving her sexy outfits and calling her pussycat

This fucking movie

Drinking and smoking

Voodoo….

….which results in him, literally getting dragged to hell

And murder

But for some reason, a 4-second lesbian couple (or any future LGBT characters) is too inappropriate for your kids because now Disney is “perverted, evil, and it’ll brainwash your kids.”

Think of your priorities and morals.

[ajw720]

As this was mentioned yesterday, I had to re-watch, for maybe the 500th time.  This truly was Lightning in a Bottle.  Amazing the way these two look at each other after only having been acquainted  few days.

[cracked]

11 Self-Defense Techniques (That Even A Child Could Use)

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These are great! These are all really useful methods of defending yourself and I actually learned most of these in my Krav Maga classes. 

I would have to go up against people (usually guys) twice my size and could easily overpower me, but these tricks DO work and they don’t require a lot of strength.

[weird-biscuits]

Reblog to save a life

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it genuinely baffles me that men don’t want women in positions of power because “they’re slaves to their hormones/emotions” and yet one of the first lines of defence when it comes to rape cases tends to be “it’s hardly his fault look at what she was wearing how could we expect him to control himself”

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this is all too relevant this week.

[tardishopper]

I can never remember the word possum when I need to

I speak english but my mom lived in norway for a year in 1985 and everytime she sees a possum she always asks me the word in english because she remembers it in norwegian, Now she cant even ask me when I need to remember it so we both just say grevling. 

[mapsontheweb]

New York City mapped by elevators and escalators.

[a--t--m--o--s--p--h--e--r--e]

[nahhfr]

Adulting

Me: *gets paid on Friday* *broke by Tuesday* *survives off of $8 for two weeks*

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That’s not being an adult. That’s being an irresponsible child. Like… That’s literally the opposite of being an adult.

[nahhfr]

who the hell asked you?

this aint no group discussion sweetheart. this is a college sophomore (60K /year tuition) working two jobs (that pay over minimum wage), whilst supporting his damn self (and family back home), talking about his situation on HIS post!

and ill be damned if some dusty, bottled neck, “what would a kinkajou do” looking white, tell me that Im not an adult because of the system, that wasn’t built to benefit me nor my family, forced me into countless unfavorable financial positions. 

Child my bills are paid, my mothers bills are paid, I got clothes on my back and food in my stomach (all of which i paid for).

so take that classist bullshit else where and think twice before condescendingly delving into other peoples business.

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Literally rebloging this because that’s one of the best insults I’ve ever seen in my life

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Don’t you just hate when someone post some unwanted shit on your posts like damnn…

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I have a really high pitched voice which is surprising for someone that is 5'6'' 250 lbs. I travel to work on the bus with my mom (she's 4'11' and 130lbs). The other day my moms friend tells her one day after we got off, that the bus driver, who is usually cranky, says mostly to himself "she's a foot taller than her mother and has a little girls voice... A. Little. Girls. Voice" and it had us laughing for hours.

[hxpesandreams]

Anastasia (1997) | Anastasia The Musical (2016)

[tardishopper]

wtf,,,, why did i not know about a musical. Anastasia is my home girl