We don't have forever

Skye, 25, single. She/they pronouns.

[illegal-sponge]

Anyone down to roleplay? Super bored. Send me a fantasy. Kik me: threedeathlyhallows Girls and guys welcome. 😘18+

[captainevans]

“did chris evans actually jump that high to grab onto that helicopter in civil war?”

friendly reminder that chris vaulted with ease over chris pratt after just telling him less than a minute before that he would be able to clear him if he only put his head down.

[glynnisi]

[byebyeskylark]

I want a Celebrity Obstacle Course show where all the pretty people can show off their hard stunt work for us and also occasionally eat it, because they need to be humbled sometimes. The judges would be career stunt people, to give them visibility, because they work even harder. Shirts optional.

[tygermama]

You wouldn’t even finish the phrase “Celebrity Ninja Warrior” before Chris would start jumping up and doing yelling “Me! Me! Pick me!”

[anotherdayforchaosfay]

Anyone know how to contact Netflix about this?

[musicalninja]

friendly reminder Chris did most of his stunts bc the stunt guys couldn’t move like him.

“One thing we found, too, is Chris can run very fast. He also has a very unique run. It’s almost a dancer’s run. And when we tried to double him for running, there was nobody who could run like him. They just didn’t have the same dynamics or the way he moves. He had to end up doing most of his running.”

“What we also found, is that we had gymnasts come in to do things, and Chris could do the same stuff that they could do, but it would look like Chris Evans. When the body doubles or the gymnasts or the runners did it, it just didn’t look like him. He has such a unique way of moving, and he could pretty much do all of his own physical stuff that wasn’t dangerous. Like this shot right here, we had a gymnast do this, and Chris actually ended up doing it better. That’s Chris here. He hops up on a tank and over a 12-foot wall. It looks effortless but it’s not that easy!”

“Chris worked his butt off for four months doing gymnastics and stunt training so in a scene like this he could go toe-to-toe with Georges St-Pierre and make it look really credible. Once the helmet comes off, 95% of that is Chris, except obviously for that massive aerial kick that he does. I think he did a fantastic job.”

gifs and commentary (blu-ray) above from @sherloques Rehearsal above from @dailymarvel

The really cool thing about Chris Evans is that he’s a super talented, athletic guy. He retains things amazingly well. I mean, I’m blown away. I can show him a 15-punch fight two times, and he’s got it. - Thomas Harper, Stunt Coordinator, CATWS

gifs & commentary from @bealeeve-me

gifs from @aguaman 

[angryschnauzer]

[kaldannan]

*happy sigh*

[scottishvix]

@littlesnowarrow

[brat-the-wurst-deactivated20231]

[moved-to-lilith-xxx-deactivated]

[bibliomancer7]

A gynecologist has published The Vagina Bible. Twitter will not allow her publishers to use the word ‘vagina’ in their ad copy. They can show the book’s cover, but the title can only appear in photographic form.a

[kamikaze-kumquat]

Yep.

[miniature-stigmata]

people talking about your confidence is a fat girl thing, isn’t it? 

i really can’t tell you how many times i get this in my inbox:

i love your confidence! your confidence is sexy! i envy your confidence! 

and a thin girl recently told me: confidence is the most attractive thing a women can carry though, and that is only something you can control.

but i have never seen a thin girl be told it’s their confidence that makes them attractive. when i get these messages it really reads like: fat girls aren’t supposed to be confident and comfortable in their skin but you are!! and that’s kind of gross honestly.

[miniature-stigmata]

told yall

[rusccc]

[miniature-stigmata]

believe us

[skinks]

the penalty box in hockey is such a funny concept to me. big fighty men go in the naughty cube. imprisoned for sports crimes

[runcibility]

Go to the terrarium and think about your punching, you knife-footed ice-gremlin

[dnd-one-shots]

Matt Mercer’s face watching Brian think up NPC names on the spot gives me life

He looks so happy

Watch UnDeadwood

[caitmayart]

Stay close, Reverend. 

YEEHAW YALL I am already so in love with this miniseries - thank you CriticalRole for putting it together!!!!!

[bixbiboom]

[bixbiboom]

I wanna make sure no one misses this gem in the notes:

He’s right.

[cranesofibycus]

love language: spellcasting

[spacefjords]

[ID: a digital drawing of beau and reani from critical role. they’re standing with their arms around each other, faces near but not touching. it’s snowing and night time, and they are lit up by the glow from reani’s halo. reani is looking at beau’s eyes, while beau is looking down at reani’s lips, fond looks on both of their faces. /end ID]

while collecting all my art i realised i STILL hadn’t drawn any beau/reani, and i had this idea of drawing them out in the snow ever since their episode. like, im sure when they said they’d “go for a walk” they didnt actually mean… go for a walk. BUT. i just imagined them going for a walk outside in the snow to be alone for a bit and kissing and holding each other with snowflakes falling all around? very romantic.  

[teatitty]

Hot Take: everyone knows that Clark is Superman but everyone is convinced they’re the only one who knows that Clark is Superman so they’re all like “ah geez I have to keep this a secret so no-one finds out” and the only person who genuinely Does Not Know is Lex Luthor

[lesbianshepard]

the cool thing about having an idiot alt right supporting brother is when he gets mad over dumb shit my sister and i go “It’s concerning how such a small thing triggers such a strong reaction from you.” in the family groupchat and he’ll see the word “trigger” in relation to him and go fucking nuclear

the downside about having such a dipshit brother is literally every thing else about him

[lesbianshepard]

case in point: he’s angry about Stranger because she knocked over a glass he left on the counter overnight and said if we don’t find her owner by tomorrow he’ll throw her out the window.

I went “It’s concerning how something so small triggers such a strong reaction from you. Stranger is a kitten, and we’ve only had her for a few days. Maybe you should calm down before threatening violence to a fucking kitten.” 

This escalated his anger, and he started texting back how he won’t really hurt her, but he doesn’t want her to track litter everywhere. My sister responded “Maybe you can keep your door closed while she stays with her so it’s a safe space away from cat hair and kitty litter.”

We heard him yell from upstairs and he turned off his phone. 

[alephnull47]

this is god tier trolling, and i’m in genuine awe of it

[brunhiddensmusings]

the legend is real and doesnt like reality checks

[illegal-sponge]

Anyone down to roleplay? Super bored. Send me a fantasy. Kik me: threedeathlyhallows Girls and guys welcome. 😘18+

[saintdollyparton]

If you make fun of people for getting emotional about the Star Wars trailer then I'm sorry that you have missed out on something so extraordinary, and also you're an asshole.

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[illegal-sponge]

Anyone down to roleplay? Super bored. Send me a fantasy. Kik me: threedeathlyhallows Girls and guys welcome. 😘18+

[itshardtoactnormal-blog]

cooking and cleaning is a basic life skill and not a gender role