The official big red ball

[elvis-pretzel-offical]

Woah mama, my pretzel business is falling behind, what new pretzel flavors should I introduce

[targetballofficial]

Lesbian flavor.

[elvis-pretzel-offical]

Hummina hummina, that seems highly unethical

[targetballofficial]

I'm a corporate ball. You think I care?

[blaxolt]

I wanna prove I'm not popular so don't interact with this post please

[curse-of-10k]

CURSE OF 10K!!

[blaxolt]

NO!

[elvonda-odysley]

Whoa Mama, curse of the elvi

@godzilla-elvis @stitch-elvis @muppet-elvis @emo-presley @elviritch-horrors @death-elvis-official @elvis-popeley @really-evil-elvis @elvis-official

[muppet-elvis]

Woah mercy, here we come a rockin' and a rollin'! I'll even invite a few friends, if they don't a mind too much, uh-huh uh-huh:

@catgirl-presley @frelvis-durstley @elvis-unofficial @lionelvis-animatronic

[blaxolt]

I DO MIND

[catgirl-presley]

Nice blog post you got here 👀 meow Mama just doing my part of enjoying this fine social platform Hummina hummina Meow Mama I'm a cat girl

[blaxolt]

what is even tumblr anymore

[targetballofficial]

[elvis-pretzel-offical]

Woah mama, my pretzel business is falling behind, what new pretzel flavors should I introduce

[targetballofficial]

Lesbian flavor.

[nyaa]

“omg you’re just blogging for attention”

and you’re blogging??? for gold? Women? Immortality?

[targetballofficial]

Erm actually.

[bbnotumbl]

[targetballofficial]

We have sledgehammers on sale.

[targetballofficial]

Yo fella why are you imprisoning my fellow Elvii? Targetty fellow you can be more than your Spherical origin uh huh

@elvis-unofficial

[elvis-unofficial]

Yo fella release my fellow Elvii from your clutches, you do not need to be like the Orb uh huh

[targetballofficial]

But I'm hosting a party

[targetballofficial]

Yo fella why are you imprisoning my fellow Elvii? Targetty fellow you can be more than your Spherical origin uh huh

@elvis-unofficial

[chameleonsd1sh]

literally WHAT is happening in the elvisverse rn

[catgirl-presley]

Meow Mama I think a better question is what isn't hummina hummina happening

[car-salesman-elvis]

whoa mama what’s happening is you should buy cars

[targetballofficial]

Can I get a shopping cart?

[car-salesman-elvis]

whoa mama of course you can

[targetballofficial]

Do you have any....round cars?

[car-salesman-elvis]

whoa mama i have any kind of car you want. except teslas.

[targetballofficial]

Can you check my car and see if it's running properly? I'll even open the door for you 🚪

[car-salesman-elvis]

sure i can, anything in particular you’re worried about?

obligatory whoa mama

[targetballofficial]

*consumes @car-salesman-elvis*

[chameleonsd1sh]

literally WHAT is happening in the elvisverse rn

[catgirl-presley]

Meow Mama I think a better question is what isn't hummina hummina happening

[car-salesman-elvis]

whoa mama what’s happening is you should buy cars

[targetballofficial]

Can I get a shopping cart?

[car-salesman-elvis]

whoa mama of course you can

[targetballofficial]

Do you have any....round cars?

[car-salesman-elvis]

whoa mama i have any kind of car you want. except teslas.

[targetballofficial]

Can you check my car and see if it's running properly? I'll even open the door for you 🚪

[chameleonsd1sh]

literally WHAT is happening in the elvisverse rn

[catgirl-presley]

Meow Mama I think a better question is what isn't hummina hummina happening

[car-salesman-elvis]

whoa mama what’s happening is you should buy cars

[targetballofficial]

Can I get a shopping cart?

[car-salesman-elvis]

whoa mama of course you can

[targetballofficial]

Do you have any....round cars?

[chameleonsd1sh]

literally WHAT is happening in the elvisverse rn

[catgirl-presley]

Meow Mama I think a better question is what isn't hummina hummina happening

[car-salesman-elvis]

whoa mama what’s happening is you should buy cars

[targetballofficial]

Can I get a shopping cart?

[stillwakestheelvisofficial]

woah mama my boss jus' fired me. Thinkin' I might blow up this rig.

[targetballofficial]

We're hiring.

[stillwakestheelvisofficial]

woah mama ye dinnae mind if yer workers 'ave the polis after em, aye?

[targetballofficial]

Police? In our parking lot?! Since when? Who do you think we are? Walmart???

[stillwakestheelvisofficial]

woah mama... maybe i'll come fer an interview after I get off this rig

[targetballofficial]

*consumes @stillwakestheelvisofficial*

[stillwakestheelvisofficial]

woah mama my boss jus' fired me. Thinkin' I might blow up this rig.

[targetballofficial]

We're hiring.

[stillwakestheelvisofficial]

woah mama ye dinnae mind if yer workers 'ave the polis after em, aye?

[targetballofficial]

Police? In our parking lot?! Since when? Who do you think we are? Walmart???

[vintageadvertising]

[targetballofficial]

We have a variety of erasers for you to choose from.

[stillwakestheelvisofficial]

woah mama my boss jus' fired me. Thinkin' I might blow up this rig.

[targetballofficial]

We're hiring.

[jeselvis-christ]

Woah Mother Mary Confess your sins

[really-evil-elvis]

Woah mama, I stole money from Bill Gates today hummina hummina

I donated all of it to cancer research (to destroy the evidence) hummina hummina

[targetballofficial]

I know how else you could destroy the evidence 👀

[nixon-official]

heyy im in one of your stores now....do you have anything good for destroying audiotapes?

[targetballofficial]

Have you tried flamethrowers?

Luckily for you, we have both items in stock! Thank you for choosing target for all your evidence destruction needs

[jeselvis-christ]

Woah Mother Mary Confess your sins

[really-evil-elvis]

Woah mama, I stole money from Bill Gates today hummina hummina

I donated all of it to cancer research (to destroy the evidence) hummina hummina

[targetballofficial]

I know how else you could destroy the evidence 👀