Woah mama, my pretzel business is falling behind, what new pretzel flavors should I introduce
Lesbian flavor.
Hummina hummina, that seems highly unethical
I'm a corporate ball. You think I care?
YOU ARE THE REASON
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Woah mama, my pretzel business is falling behind, what new pretzel flavors should I introduce
Lesbian flavor.
Hummina hummina, that seems highly unethical
I'm a corporate ball. You think I care?
I wanna prove I'm not popular so don't interact with this post please
CURSE OF 10K!!
NO!
Whoa Mama, curse of the elvi
@godzilla-elvis @stitch-elvis @muppet-elvis @emo-presley @elviritch-horrors @death-elvis-official @elvis-popeley @really-evil-elvis @elvis-official
Woah mercy, here we come a rockin' and a rollin'! I'll even invite a few friends, if they don't a mind too much, uh-huh uh-huh:
@catgirl-presley @frelvis-durstley @elvis-unofficial @lionelvis-animatronic
I DO MIND
Nice blog post you got here 👀 meow Mama just doing my part of enjoying this fine social platform Hummina hummina Meow Mama I'm a cat girl
what is even tumblr anymore
Woah mama, my pretzel business is falling behind, what new pretzel flavors should I introduce
Lesbian flavor.
“omg you’re just blogging for attention”
and you’re blogging??? for gold? Women? Immortality?
Erm actually.
We have sledgehammers on sale.
Yo fella why are you imprisoning my fellow Elvii? Targetty fellow you can be more than your Spherical origin uh huh
@elvis-unofficial
Yo fella release my fellow Elvii from your clutches, you do not need to be like the Orb uh huh
But I'm hosting a party
Yo fella why are you imprisoning my fellow Elvii? Targetty fellow you can be more than your Spherical origin uh huh
@elvis-unofficial
literally WHAT is happening in the elvisverse rn
Meow Mama I think a better question is what isn't hummina hummina happening
whoa mama what’s happening is you should buy cars
Can I get a shopping cart?
whoa mama of course you can
Do you have any....round cars?
whoa mama i have any kind of car you want. except teslas.
Can you check my car and see if it's running properly? I'll even open the door for you 🚪
sure i can, anything in particular you’re worried about?
obligatory whoa mama
*consumes @car-salesman-elvis*
literally WHAT is happening in the elvisverse rn
Meow Mama I think a better question is what isn't hummina hummina happening
whoa mama what’s happening is you should buy cars
Can I get a shopping cart?
whoa mama of course you can
Do you have any....round cars?
whoa mama i have any kind of car you want. except teslas.
Can you check my car and see if it's running properly? I'll even open the door for you 🚪
literally WHAT is happening in the elvisverse rn
Meow Mama I think a better question is what isn't hummina hummina happening
whoa mama what’s happening is you should buy cars
Can I get a shopping cart?
whoa mama of course you can
Do you have any....round cars?
literally WHAT is happening in the elvisverse rn
Meow Mama I think a better question is what isn't hummina hummina happening
whoa mama what’s happening is you should buy cars
Can I get a shopping cart?
woah mama my boss jus' fired me. Thinkin' I might blow up this rig.
We're hiring.
woah mama ye dinnae mind if yer workers 'ave the polis after em, aye?
Police? In our parking lot?! Since when? Who do you think we are? Walmart???
woah mama... maybe i'll come fer an interview after I get off this rig
*consumes @stillwakestheelvisofficial*
woah mama my boss jus' fired me. Thinkin' I might blow up this rig.
We're hiring.
woah mama ye dinnae mind if yer workers 'ave the polis after em, aye?
Police? In our parking lot?! Since when? Who do you think we are? Walmart???
We have a variety of erasers for you to choose from.
woah mama my boss jus' fired me. Thinkin' I might blow up this rig.
We're hiring.
Woah Mother Mary Confess your sins
Woah mama, I stole money from Bill Gates today hummina hummina
I donated all of it to cancer research (to destroy the evidence) hummina hummina
I know how else you could destroy the evidence 👀
heyy im in one of your stores now....do you have anything good for destroying audiotapes?
Have you tried flamethrowers?
Luckily for you, we have both items in stock! Thank you for choosing target for all your evidence destruction needs
Woah Mother Mary Confess your sins
Woah mama, I stole money from Bill Gates today hummina hummina
I donated all of it to cancer research (to destroy the evidence) hummina hummina
I know how else you could destroy the evidence 👀