a feeble man sought gender through the grotesque act of grafting

🔞Roman/30s/[they/them]/NSFW/elden ring blog🔞 objectifying the old men of the lands between. oh so now the trans rights godrick pfp is going to preach to us

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hey im roman, this is my elden ring fandom quarantine blog where i can be mentally ill about godrick in peace. sorry in advance. nsfw posts are tagged #nsft

my art my nsfw art my fanfiction oc shitposts

also, i take commissions ;)

other places you can find me on are:

@theelderscrotes, my twitter (NSFW; updates most reliably)  @theelderscrotes, my main tumblr (shitposts, reblogs) @romaine-arts, my sfw art tumblr (updates sporadically) @mentalismmaria, my archive of our own page (active) @romaine, my furaffinity (NSFW, updates least reliably)

fandom sideblogs i have are: @victoryroadburnout:pokemon fandom blog (active) @relmyna-verenim: elder scrolls fandom blog (dormant)

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i was kinda spittin this morning actually

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EVERYBODY SHUT THE FUCK UP IM GETTING MY WISH

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Look out below!

More requests, still some more to go

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tarnished sketches featuring godrick

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@theelderscrotes

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A craven lordling.

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do you plan on continuing Certified Freak? sorry if you've answered before 3:

[kathrenax]

lord of all that is golden

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My omen husband is back! I must rush to kiss his musty face.

thank heavens

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godrick/godefroy/whatever using a crucible incantation, once again i am always correct and am never wrong

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GODRICK PUSSY CONFIRMED

i was never in doubt

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what if multiplayer mode is actually called miyazaki mode and you just play in a 2p server with miyazaki himself. you can only log on when he's online and theres a waitlist for one person at a time. He isn't even wearing tarnished gear or anything its just him scaled into the game. he will ask you if youre having fun with the dlc and if you say yes he kills you and your save file resets

i think i'd pay full price for that honestly

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DLC Prediction: Torrent finally gets an armor upgrade except it’s a full medieval suit of armor that doubles his weight and makes him incredibly slow and doesnt actually increase his durability. Torrent audibly sighs every time you summon him

this is a kenshi mod i feel

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[pushes away all implications towards raya lucaria/carian magic and radagon] ARE WE GETTING MORE PUPPET LORE??????

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elden relden 2 coming 2025 multiplayer. marigold time.

MARIONETTE PUPPET SWEEP REAL???

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(wakes up out of a decade long coma and starts blinking rapidly in confusion) 'truest of dragons, lend my thy strength' is probably from an old dragon communion passage that godrick is reciting as he grafts the dragon head to his arm