Taroschain

Aspec, bird-whisperer, awkward 🐢, TOH, BNHA, Naruto, Tolkien, One Piece, HGSN, Gachiakuta Guess my pfp and get a follow!!

[r0zaria]

relax bro nobodys gonna take him from u

[the-chaos-crew]

OP turned reblogs off but as someone with a crazy wicked scar that's been called "body horror" a few times, I really wanted this on my blog

in fact I think all of these are beautiful, cool, neat, or just neutral. nothing negative about any of it. also goes for implants, I've known people with implants of all kinds be made fun of, but that shit isn't ugly or gross either, it's just neutral and or positive

[seadeepspaceontheside]

these were the rejected ones

[poppbubble]

another thing about the dating since they were teens watermech au

herm is probably so used to people flirting or trying to get with robert in one way or another.

robert was always kind of popular in their school. a lot of girls tried to get with him, some boys too. but nothing hit the same as spending time with herm anyway, so he always declined. and herm knows robert loves him. he loves him, very, very much. but seeing people flirting with him still hurts a lot.

even during their hero years as a duo. a lot of other heroes flirted with robert. his fans. he was always more popular than robert anyway. they weren't... "officially" together as a hero duo. they never announced it, but it was pretty clear in the way they interacted with each other, even on public. some people didn't care, trying to get into robert's pants at any chance.

at sdn too. mandy backed off immediately, as soon as she found out herman and robert are together. courtney didn't know at first. she tried her best getting robert's attention through her own ways, robert telling her off because he's in a relationship. but even then it was so clear that robert is getting a lot of attention from people. that he's handsome, smart, interesting. people like him.

herm got used to feeling jealous. got used to feeling other people wanting his boyfriend. later on his husband. even if robert loved showing herm off, even when they're announced being together as heroes, people still wanted him. he always said no, showing the ring on his finger, but it didn't make herm any less jealous.

but he's used to it by now. or at least that's what he tries to tell himself.

[enigmasalad]

Ok though Vice versa thoughts

Herm didn’t get flirted much in school. Heck the times he did, it was as jokes and Robert would tell them to fuck off, even before they got together.

As they became adults, Robert notices two things.

One, Herm is getting flirted with more (still uncommon but it does happen every now and then)

And two, these people are actually genuine. Like they WANT Herm.

And that pisses Robert off a bit. He was there first! He and Herm have been together for a while! He’s Herm’s boyfriend, and Herm is his!

What the FUCK are you doing giving him his number?!

Herm has seen Robert get jealous before but he usually doesn’t act on it either, other than getting that person to back off (sometimes it ended in a fight if they got to persistent or got angery). But after they get married, it’s a little different.

Herm notices Robert’s shutting things down sooner, pulling Herm closer much sooner, making it more obvious that Herm is taken all while giving a sharp/smartass comment or seeming disinterested in the person trying to take his husband away. Herm flusters a little at this.

Then one day when they get home after Robert stopped another person, he sighs and he says he thought it was supposed to get easier. Herm is confused. Robert laughs a little and he says when they got married, he thought that maybe jealousy would become less so. He finds that it’s still strong because he has more to lose now. And he knows it’s stupid and that Herm loves him but-

Herm immediately interrupts and says he feels the same way! He feels like he should be used to it but he isn’t! He loves Robert so much and it SUCKS to be so obvious they’re togetherand people don’t care!

It’s not fair at all!

And Robert blinks as Herm’s cheeks turn red. He then says “I fucking love you” and pulls Herm in for a kiss.

[poppbubble]

THIS IS SO CUTEEEE

and yeah herm definitely gets flirted with more, but it's no that usual and he's still not really used to it. he doesn't know how to react when other people are flirting with him and robert handles it perfectly.

i also believe that like, out of the two of them, herm is more popular online. he has A LOT more fans than robert online. people are thirsty over him. he gets suggestive and flirty comments/dms a lot.

[phantomrose96]

After 13 years of this, it's still funny to me that detailing a full mental breakdown on tumblr is standard fare, but posting a nice selfie is a fraught decision.

[loki-zen]

this is the correct way around and every other social media site is wrong

[decepticonsensual]

Not to be all "the children have forgotten the sacred texts!" but I just saw someone refer to a ship between two people who are good friends in canon as a crackship.

Hon. No. Crackship doesn't just mean "not canon". It's difficult to imagine two people who spend significant canon time together as a crackship. Crackship is when you write Galactus getting fucked by Tony the Tiger.

[decepticonsensual]

Gotta say, my absolute favourite notes on this so far have been the number of people congratulating Tony on his rebound from the Grinch.

[sabertoothwalrus]

I’m so proud of senshi for making it so far in the tumblr sexyman poll. I think it’s so beautiful that tumblr has reached a point where a short fat hairy bearded man is the pinnacle of sexuality for a large swath of this userbase. it’s like when you see before & after pictures of a rainforest recovering from deforestation. nature is healing and we can fight god

[sabertoothwalrus]

I hope he wins so someone will have to explain to ryoko kui what a tumblr sexyman is

[ailithnight]

[sabertoothwalrus]

I have to say I forgot the onceler’s thing was cutting down trees when I made my metaphor.

[frodo-in-a-fez]

truly nobody is doing it like donna noble. she tracked down the doctor herself so she could travel with him and proceeded to get in a massive fight with him that fundamentally changed both their worldviews on their first time time-travelling together. she’s the fastest typer in chiswick. she kept the doctor so in line that within like two episodes of her being gone he decided he was god-king of the universe. she kissed him and absolutely hated it. she’s unemployed. she demanded a salute and she got one and she DESERVED IT. she has her gay best friend from like twenty years ago living in a shed in her backyard and her husband is cool with this. i love her so so so much

[desolationlesbian]

farcille isn't "toxic yuri." nothing remotely toxic about them, they both treat each other with a great deal of care and affection and respect. just because marcille is willing to do forbidden necromancy and arguably cannibalism for her wife doesn't make her toxic that's just what you do for a woman with broad shoulders

[playwrongs]

there's nothing i like more as a computer program than a long period of silent contemplation - not doing anything, not rushing anywhere, just standing here and enjoying this moment with the user. oh, it seems once again he has summoned my beautiful and ruthless wife Task Manager. hello, my darling! what are you doing with that long cruel scimitar

[narutwitter]

[bpzau-art]

im a big fan of jabber freaking out over a crush

also just testing a brush

[kirawrart]

Deku, your knight in [bloodied] armor has arrived! 😳💗

I was hesitant because armor is difficult to draw, but This DTIYS for @starrylolwhy ended up being really fun 🤩

[talontarget]

jkr is literally posting upskirt photos to her social media. when will it finally get through to harry potter fans that their support makes her feel confident and correct enough to do things like this

[dodykeahedron]

If the holocaust denialism SOMEHOW wasn't enough for you to shut up about your favourite kids book as an adult; JK Rowling just committed a sex crime IRL against a transgender woman.

When do we start to care.

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[knitmeapony]

[ Video description: @ez Band, dressed in black outfits with cool embroidery, plaid, and cowboy hats, plays a Norteño cover of The Black Parade. The lyrics are partially translated into Spanish:

When I was a young boy / my father took me into the city / to see a Norteño band

Dijo, mijo cuando crezcas / serás el salvador delos malditos / eso y más puedes ser

Dijo, los vencerás a los demonios / y los que no creían / los planes que tienen

Because one day I'll leave you / a phantom to lead you in the summer / to join the black parade

Seguiremos, seguiremos / y aunque tú ya no estés conmigo / tu memoria will carry on

We'll carry on / and in my heart I can't contain it / the anthem won't explain it

A world that sends you reeling....]

[gothiccharmschool]

If I don't ever reblog this, someone please come check to see if I'm stuck in my coffin.

[mewvore]

"we detected a mature post" yeah I'm in my 30s

[yehudah]

does anybody remember that dancing gir gif that was on EVERY late 2000s/early 2010s invader zim deviantart/myspace post

[yehudah]

THIS GIF

[snaxattacks-deactivated20230801]

It’s much older than that. I remember 2003 Deviantart every other damn person had a lo res version of that gif as their avatar. DancingGir.gif is the universal experience of 2000’s internet.

[apolloendymion]

transparent + discord emoji sized

[yehudah]

i owe you my life

[tallon-underworld]

I remember making this the desktop wallpaper for one of the computers at my school. Except I set it to “tile”, so the entire background of the computer was taken up by hundreds of continuously-dancing GIRs. Good times