well, it might be anxiety

He/They/She currently Ethan for now Evana will be back in like 2-6 months I have an art blog now @evana-47art

[hersheysmcboom]

Imagine Lex creating rose Wilson as a way to “keep slade in his employ” (apologize for Hank breaking his arm)

Clark and Kara are thinking over the ethical implications of allowing two villains to raise a child, jimmy is like “what is going on/how did my life get to this point?” And Lois is laughing her ass off.

Lex and slade then go onto the world’s biggest custody battle that inevitably destroys a small part of metropolis.

Slade: he wears curlers to bed!

Lex: it’s not what you think!

Judge: what are you both even talking about?

(They are definitely thinking over their career choices after this, if it ever ends)

[somestorythoughts]

I'm stuck on Livewire's "we could have chickens" for some reason. Yeah they're acting a bit but. Livewire likes chickens?

I want her and Superman to be fighting and chickens appear from I don't know, someone's overturned truck, and they both immediately stop to get the birds and spend the next half hour talking about chickens.

Livewire isn't Siobhan she cannot be dissuade by "give me the tech" but apparently Supermans a farm now and they WILL talk practicalities of farm life.

[but-a-humble-goon]

I see people being like "Why does Hank hold Superman responsible for his condition when he had nothing to do with causing it?" Because xenophobes don't famously love to irrationally blame the immigrants for their own shitty lot in life rather than the billionaires actually responsible, right?

[spinotorso]

red hood lost days

[luka6x]

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[salamandorange]

The most PATHETIC lil baby sounds...

[whitebear-ofthe-watertribe]

I love when little creatures who are entirely loved and well cared for have the BIGGEST baby reactions to normal things. Like yes sweet pea, you DO have the hardest life of anyone ever, for sure, and you’re SO BRAVE about this minor inconvenience of *checks notes* having some water touch you

[cephalon-sancti]

There is nothing sadder and more pathetic than a baby marine mammal having to get into the water. They are suffering the most out of any baby animal ever. How dare they be introduced to their natural environment.

[jborbino]

Jax really is the ultimate wish fulfillment for self-hating trans women. She repeatedly makes horrible mistakes. She drives away everyone who gets close to her. When Pomni enters her mind palace she gets violently choked to death. She sees insulting caricatures of her closest friends. She sees horrible internalized misogyny and transphobia. And then, buried beneath it all, Jax's heartbreaking alienation of Ribbit. The relationship she ruined all on her own, because of the way she is, which can never be repaired.

Jax is an abstraction, a literal monster. A non-human entity that can't speak or emote, whose main behavioral pattern is to charge violently at whatever moves. Not a complex person, not an archetypal character, just a dangerous... thing.

And despite everything, Pomni still cares about her, still loves her. She refuses to forget about Jax and leave her behind. Because no matter what she tries to tell herself about who she is or what she's done, she IS a human being. She IS a complex person capable of change and growth. And she IS worthy of love. And Pomni won't let her believe anything else.

The tadc finale was created for a very specific reason. It was to tell self-hating queer folk, especially trans people, especially trans women, that they will NEVER stop being worthy of love, NEVER stop deserving to live the life they want to live, NO MATTER WHAT. No matter how much you hate yourself. No matter how horrible you think you are. Even if you ruin all of your closest relationships. Even if you repeat the same toxic patterns of behavior over and over again. Even if you hate everyone. Even if you're too repressed and afraid to tell anyone what's wrong.

I think a lot of people really need that right now. I know i did.

[sicksucculentz]

N pounces on something. He’s pinned it down with both hands, tail held high in an excited arc. He lunges for the kill, killing whatever it was he pinned yet when he does Uzi can smell organic blood in the air

Uzi: “N….did you just catch a lizard?”

N: “……no?”

He quickly begins trying to piece it with his teeth to devore it

Uzi: “your lying! Spit it out!”

She begins reaching for his face but he turns his head away from her, the bottom half of a dead lizard dangling from his mouth

N: “nuh uh! You take it away!”

Uzi: “of course i’m going to take it away! Your not supposed to be eating organics!! It makes you stupid and mean!”

N: “mine!”

Uzi keeps trying to grab for the lizard but N keeps moving away from her. Finally he throws his head back and swallows the dead lizard whole like it was nothing

Uzi: “NO!! DAMNIT NANDER!!!! Don’t come crying to me when you get all cloudy headed and confused then!”

[ecstasemen]

im developing cataracts in my right eye and ill be getting surgery for it on sunday so art might be paused for a bit next week ...

[butch-witches-deactivated202412]

to help OP out for each day it is healing I will invent a new minion hybrid.

day 1: if a minion and shrek had sex that produced viable offspring

[ecstasemen]

that's okay. you dont need to do that actually

[wildflowerdraught]

In retrospect, it's hilarious that Stratt made everybody on the vat speak English in deference to Grace being monolingual

Because with how quickly Grace was able to pick up Eridian, even with literally NOTHING about it being familiar the way a human language would be, they probably could have chosen Mandarin as the universal language on Stratt's Vat and he would have just. Learned it.

[emotargaryen]

one of the tweets of all time to me

[1794]

mustard snob canon

[kakashidaily]

Hi, I love this blog, bye

day 58 // we're glad you do!

[everythingstarstuff]

[headspace-hotel]

90’s babies how are you not???traumatized?!???

[xenodile]

We are.

[childhoodwonders]

“Me…

Want…

HONEYCOMB!!!”

[idiotjae]

Can someone please make a project hail Mary AU where matpat shows up I don't even care how or when or who else shows up this could be coltland (gentry) this could be bloodymary idk idc just add matpat in there it could be so funny

Thanks

[galacticsabc]

You guys are so right. Scholar Grace would also have Summoner leveled.

[magnoliamyrrh]

the year is 2035. the new beauty standard is for women to cut their ears off, as ears are a masculine trait which make the face look too big and hearing isnt necessary as it doesnt align with being demure. evil feminists say perhaps this is unnecessary and ears are natural. women are agressively proclaiming they are cutting their ears off due to sensory issues

[moringmark]