Aqua

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[tarskimonster]

When you say “welp there’s only one way to find out” but there’s actually a secret second way

[boytoysupreme]

sorry i was imagining making you cum more times than you can count until your brain is mush and you feel like theres poprocks in your skull. did you still want to go out?

[kyleighbear06]

doing discrete computational structure homework, the line "The complement of an empty set is the universe" goes kinda hard actually

[monaddecepticon]

The most beautiful equation in mathematics is

Because it has:

0: the additive unit

1: the multiplicative unit

2: the smallest prime number

π: a delicious food

e: amount of mathematics discovered by Euler in 3 units of math

i: I need to be in everything

[mathsuggestions]

Guilt-trip a theorem into proving itself for you.

[tarskimonster]

I wish, but I believe the Riemann hypothesis is a psychopath and incapable of feeling guilt

[tarskimonster]

Yo mama so fat she can’t even fit in your heart

[tarskimonster]

Someone’s been a bad girl. You know, statistically speaking

[tarskimonster]

299792458

[tarskimonster]

You’ve never been scolded by an Italian before and it shows

[tarskimonster]

Dumbus Albledore

[tarskimonster]

That movie really hinges on the fact that those sharks were trying to be vegetarian

[tarskimonster]

A friend group implies the existence of an enemy group

[tarskimonster]

The Niagara Falls man, it just keeps going

[soullesz13]

ummm my wife wants 2 get a separation? good luck finding a countable dense subset sweaty,

[algebraic-dumbass]

we've heard of top surgery and bottom surgery, but what about charm surgery, strange surgery, up surgery and down surgery

[tarskimonster]

Do you ever feel lightly humped?

[tarskimonster]

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