Local Slut

18+ only | i got pixled

[boytoysupreme]

DO NOT FOLLOW

or do, but its not my main blog. i reblog the funny sexy stuff here now

[unheavenliercreatures]

[dogpuppy]

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oh by the way, in Danish, "fag" means "subject" and "slut" means "end" so on library shelves you will see "fag slut" to note where the break in book topics is

pronounced fay' sloot

[dumbsoftboi]

[jettreno]

ducktales crew: lol okay so then we wanna introduce our silicon valley villain, we’re gonna call him mark zuckerbird and-

disney legal team waking up in a cold sweat: someone’s gonna try to insult a billionaire 

[falco-lombardis-guyliner]

Same energy

[superjustaguyblog]

Unhinged cartoon creator: “what if we just hit this beehive with this cool stick I found?”

[dogspouse]

there are people with genders you will never comprehend and people fucking in ways you will never understand and people making art you just don't get and that shit RULES

[dogspouse]

this applies even to the genders you think are cringe or "why cis people dont take us seriously" and kinks you think are gross and scary and the art you think is disgusting and pornographic btw

[prettydeaddes]

Two ladybirds having a shag that i edited cbat over

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being queer and seeing historical queer love is like a punch to the gut in a good way every time

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crying and sobbing crying and sobbing etc

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some more vintage photographs that make me weep and wail, now including trans people!

[nanadouken]

[circusheart]

Hooked up with a British guy once and he said "awh that's propah" while I ate his ass

[matter-for-mass]

[youcanstillwhistle]

[ashes2caches]

horny top: yeah baby. tell me how good it feels.

autistic transfem: wait hold on, do you want me to give you a number out of ten? or is there a special ranking system when we’re talking about sex.

[wolfertinger666]

fuck you

I love disabled people who aren't able to work/cannot work/don't desire work, can't do things they love as much cuz of pain and fatigue, who need so much help with everything, those who have trouble remembering, and those who can't learn things well.

you are not useless or a burden you deserve human rights like everyone else. we really do.

[fanzines]

'Transfem DIY HRT' and 'Transmasc DIY HRT' are a pair of zines aimed at teaching transgender people how to safely self-administer DIY Hormone Replacement Therapy (HRT).

Both zines are 100% free to download here from Little Mouse (who also made the zine). Print, share and distribute to those who need it!

The information contained in this zine is collated from, and openly available from, DIYHRT.info.

[sleepyjump]

how to get your friends to boss you around in video games without letting them find out youre a freak

[sleepyjump]

don't starve together: play with someone more experienced than you

terraria: play with someone more experienced than you

singleplayer games: stream to someone more experienced than you

minecraft: "this is my oc. a robot that accepts all orders and has an override. here's its shutdown button and here's a manual with all its vulnerabilities to reprogramming and high control environments. and also it's a lesbian"

portal 2: if you play it long enough one of you will either develop the glados instinct or the cain instinct

[boytoysupreme]

People are mad at transmascs for liking/dressing up as cowboys or the aesthetic and that they like to think of queer cowboys that are on the run.

Ok so where is the princess hate? they are historically a tyrannical class and had slaves and shit?

oh it sounds silly that play pretend is now being held up as if the person has the morals of play pretend?

if youre still mad abt it go take a hike and lighten up dude

[somafalls]

"jerk off instructions" ... dont make me laugh, kid. i know what im doing

[im-mender]

psychic plural Russian girl asking permission to mind meld: can you give me headmate

her Australian roommate, immediately tying up her hair: I thought you would never ask