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This is my main blog which I'm not using anymore except for when I'm sending asks or reply to something. For anyting else, I'm on my regular tartatail.tumblr.com :D

[samandriel]

if you don’t think history is amusing then you’re wrong because one time 3 different guys declared themselves pope all at once and they all excommunicated each other and it was basically the funniest shit ever

[iskierka]

what about that time the Lichtenstein army sent 80 men to Italy to fight and came back with 81  

[sspock]

what about that one mexican president who lasted 45 minutes in office

[definitelyforsurenotbees]

Also apparently when Napoleon invaded Egypt, the Egyptians wanted to get in his good favor, so they sent two teenage girls to him for use as he pleased, Napoleon was not happy because he was in love with Josephine. So he sent them back, but apparently the Egyptian ministers misunderstood.

Because they sent back two young boys.

[samandriel]

that last one sent me into hysterics

[diycraftsnmore]

[glitterspanked]

I WANT THIS GIVE ME IT

[callmebliss]

nap goals

[wolvesdreamofnewdays-deactivate]

its like.. the best thing ever

[hashtagloveloses]

[hashtagloveloses]

[hashtagloveloses]

put this in the MOMA

[babyanimalgifs]

This hedgehog got stuck in a slice of bread

[sketchshark]

I drew a series of graceful animals recently. Here are my favorites.

[museum-of-idiots]

I have never identified with anyone as much as I do with this man

[animals-lovers]

(Source)

[the-perfect-aesthetic]

[frozen-felix]

[vergeangst]

Why can’t I stop watching this

[vergeangst]

I swear to god I’ve watched this like fifty times and I can’t stop laughing

[xxfluffypandazxx]

He l p m e

[vergeangst]

I forgot I reblogged this to my main and I’m dYING

[donutish]

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THIS IS TOO MUCH WHOLESOME IN A TINY BODY

[surprise-adoption]

Bottle rocket under ice

[overtheunderpass]

rad 

[edwardspoonhands]

I’m pretty sure that the reason the ice fractured into six slices is the same reason snowflakes are often six sided and it has to do with the shape of a molecule of water and I just think that’s so freaking cool.

[opulene-archive]

How would it even stay lit though?

[orangejuiceaholic-deactivated20]

!!!!! it IS actually because of the structure of water molecules! Water molecules are fuckin weird, as are lots of other liquid substance molecules, because theyre shaped like fuckin HEXAGONS! hexagons are those weird, six-sided shapes that re very sturdy, but they dont tend to sit very well when stacked together. thats why, when you fill up a glass of water to its full capacity, it can go OVER the brim a little and not spill over. It’s also why water beads.

anyway, so since water is essentially made up of a gazillion little hexagons, it tends to gather into larger hexagons as it shapes together. this is not visible unless the water is in a solid form, aka ice. when the water is split, it tends to crack around the established hexagons. that bottle rocket exploded in the PERFECT place to show this phenomenon and its geeking me out.

ALSO! the bottle rocket stays lit because the fuse was definitely waterproof and made with magnesium and an oxidizer of some sort. this means that they will burn underwater because they dont need the oxygen from the air to stay lit. thats so fucking weird isnt it. im tipsy and its the 4th of july. sorry for the science haha

[inside-us-only-stars]

Don’t you dare apologize for science

[foervraengd]

Okay so I followed this video about foreshortening and…

Sycra. I love you so much for making this video.

[humblegoat]

guys

GUYS

SHIT

SHIT GUYS

[thesylversmyth]

reblogging againg because holy cow, this HELPS

[meitantei-lavi]

I’ll just have to watch this soon

[artbymoga-deactivated20200516]

I SERIOUSLY REBLOG THIS EVERTIME IT’S ON MY DASH! IT’S SO HELPFUL!!

[asexualmew]

Sycra is really great you guys. Ya’ll should subscribe to his youtube channel if you want more cool art tutorials!

[jpmockman]

@retro-savvy @gundamdoublex @rejectclone

[anayadusksong]

It works!!!

Dudes, I am going to watch ALL of this guy’s tutorial videos!!

[kelly-chan-is-a-bad-pickle--hel]

are you fucking serius-

ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS

IT WORKS AND I SPENT SO MUCH TIME TRYING TO PULL THIS SHIT OFF BEFORE BUT THEN THERS THIS EASY SHIT I COULD HAVE DONE

A R E Y O U F U C K I N G S E R I O U S

[actionjackcustoms]

I have been praising sycra and kienan Lafferty (KNKL show) for years, you guys should definitely check them out if you haven’t already, they will teach you everything you ever wanted or needed to know about art

[geodefarm]

YEEEESSS!!!!

[ghostnerddan]

Saving this for when I have the time to watch this

[toralei]

jury duty cat

[thecuckoohaslanded]

AW GREAT now I’m googling a bunch of extinct megafauna like Arctotherium, Argentavis magnificens, and Sarcosuchus imperator

[thecuckoohaslanded]

Sarcosuchus imperator: proof that crocodilian evolution DIDN’T FUCK AROUND

[thecuckoohaslanded]

Purussaurus: proof that not fucking around is an art form

[thecuckoohaslanded]

Argentavis magnificens: the reason sky gods had bird symbols

[thecuckoohaslanded]

BEAR VS ELEPHANT:

HIS FACE SAYS IT ALL:

ARCTOTHERIUM ANGUSTIDENS: AN UPSETTING QUANTITY OF BEAR

[the-gay-prometheus]

If I had pictures of size comparisons between an Irish Elk and a human being I’d put those here because ho damn.

[thecuckoohaslanded]

The Pleistocene is the reason we have nightmares.

[poriferathief]

[labias]

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@mrdoodle

[srsfunny]

Masha The Hero

[asryakino]

They forgot the part where the ambulance actually stopped to let the cat in

[booty-uprooter]

oh good I was worried

[dr-dendritic-trees]

What a good cat. What a kind cat. How can anyone not love cats they are so good and loving.

[squibbbly]

they also forgot the part where they only found the baby because masha was screaming her head off bc she knew this baby was in danger. she went around outside the alley the next morning and yelled at passerby until she got one to follow her to the baby. she kept him warm all night and then made sure someone found him. she was adopted after this bc she was a stray and is in a loving home and is a hero

[catherine-siena-dr-of-the-church]

I pray she lives a long and satisfying life, appreciated and cared for, and never has to hunger again.  I pray the family that took her in has happiness and good fortune, and that they grow in wisdom and love.

[tastefullyoffensive]

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[queerist]

i knew this was gonna be good from the freeze frame but i had NO IDEA