lmao

Personal blog that doesn't really have a consistent theme.

[ahotknife]

i love the point in the hero’s journey where he gets bent over and railed until he cries

[noctthedoor]

Don’t leave this in the tags

[kaijuno]

[evilwizard]

[yeoldenews]

A small selection of children attempting to spell the word 'velocipede' in Dear Santa letters from the 1880s/90s.

[knightwithakay]

my montante instructor came by during longsword class last night and was like “hey. I found a guy to make me a flaming greatsword. If I did would you be interested.”

OBVIOUSLY I WOULD BE EXTREMELY INTERESTED IN A GIANT SWORD THAT IS ON FIRE, CHRIS

[knightwithakay]

update

I have never met a man more dedicated to becoming a dark souls boss.

[magicratfingers]

What do vampires do for the holidays

[magicratfingers]

its that time of year again

[conspiracydawg]

sight I saw in san francisco, twice: gaggle of tiny children leashed together being herded along, everyone in hi-vis

[mikkeneko]

[cryptotheism]

The unsavvy talk about furries like they're some hypersexual excretion of modernity, but drawing animal-people is one of the top 10 neolithic human activities. It's up there with collecting berries and producing clay figures of fat women.

[coffee-and-cusswords]

love it when you’re watching a movie and willem dafoe shows up

[velvetvexations]

can I pay extra to not have a pizza commissar breathing down Sara's neck

[filmgifs]

Why don’t you pick on somebody your own size? The Mummy Returns (2001) dir. Stephen Sommers

[wicked-felina]

[elliespectacular]

Yep, I'm a city slicker. Wake up one morning and your city's all slick? That was me.

[phvck]

[lemonlinelights]

[sailing-ever-west-deactivated20]

graph of what being hungry is like with adhd

[thehansoloist]

These photos were taken a few seconds apart.

[mythicalpiranha-moved-deactivat]

ahhh how majestic

[ye-lost-bard]

Super serious “I am absolutely sober” bard

[shubbabang]

Shout out to everyone who is just so tired So so exhausted So very very tired so very fatigued so sleepy and tired So

[fraseris]

me having a weird time: man this weird time sucks! i don't feel like myself! i wish i was having a normal time!

me having a normal time: well the weird time did have a certain je ne sais quoi...

[i-am-a-fish]

"why do I feel so terrible?"

-person who forgot to take their not-feeling-terrible medication

[neitherthehoneynorthebee]

So this post is the single reason I took my meds today. Reblogging out of duty.