Slutshaming these old men

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[blueblue73]

a greggy

[randomowlscreeching]

"my love of sherry started at age 7 and i got chicken pox. so i lost my appetite after i got chicken pox at the age of 7, my nan who was a matron in a hospital told my mum that the best way to get my appetite back was to give me sherry. so i would have the odd glass of sherry before a meal, if i was having melon or fruit shed pour sherry. so my love of sherry started there, it then continued when we got our first dog a spaniel when i was about 8. we used to take our dog for a walk down park mill which was this lovely place in the woods and there was a pub and a big car park and youd walk out the back and ther'd be the wood. and what was a really nice treat is that my dad would get the dog out the boot would lift and i would sit in the boot and theyd get the dog and go into the pub and get me a glass of sherry and id have my glass of sherry and wed go for a walk and that is why i think everything in life is better with a glass of sherry so if im going for a walk i would have a hipflassk full of sherry and its shaped as a fish because it would entice animals and if im going through a walk i would like to have animals come up to me and theyre not gonna look and go oo look its a metal hip flask adn oh my god it makes a noise and its scary. theyre gonna go i recognise this animal, it might have a fox. you might have a squirrel, you might have some mice, you could have a rat and they will go i recognise this animal its not gonna frighten me i will join the walk. not a drunk little girl, a drunk woman now. and at least they will feel at one with the fish and they'll probably like the sweetness of the smell of the sherry as well. i belive that does deserve more than one point because sherry will make us happy. when i was baout 7 i started having sherry and now oh my god i love nothing better on a sunday right i have like a roast dinner sit there do an oh my god im not like this all the time but i am i would have a jigsaw watch a murder mystery and just drink sherry. but you all would and youd all feel better with a glass of sherry. its never stopped i still like the sherry now. that is genuine the hip flask " - Joanna Page

[sombradusk]

gahh fuck

[unfunnystandup]

[eesttm]

S21E01

+ bonus:

Greg: There was not a day that we filmed with [Kumail] where Alex didn't tell me how nice his body was. Alex: It was amazing! His arms... Greg: It was fascinating. And not in a comedy way, I'm talking about in my dressing room, he would come in and go, "Oh my God, he's just so sculpted!" Alex: So sculpted!

Greg and Alex at Taskmaster Live on Stage - Washington D.C.

[deqncas]

i will stop rpfing when they stop wanting to fuck eachother

[blueblue73]

[x]

[lizluzz]

Alex reacting to Greg saying he wants to fuck him vs. Alex reacting to Greg saying he wants to fight him

in Greg's own words:

[karolinanovotney]

hello friends i was at greg davies show in notts yesterday and i thought you’d all like to know that, completely unprompted, he said he would fuck alex horne

[nerdyscientist314]

Just a normal wedding photo somewhere in the TM caravan 😂

[tootyourhorne]

sorry if this has been done before but i'm new to this fandom and curious

are you a taskhusbands truther?

yes, i think it's a romantic and/or sexual relationship*

yes but i suspect it's an undefined thing*

yes, only in the way that i suspect //something//** has happened at one point

no, but i'm an unrequited crush/love truther (in the tags: alex or greg? 👀)

no, but i do truth/suspect alex or greg with someone else (never confirmed)

no, i just like to create/think/read/shitpost about it

no, i just enjoy the dynamic on TV but don't seek out shippy content

taskhusbands? / some other way of saying no (or yes?) / no clue! help!

Voting ended onApr 21

*these options assume alex & rachel figured out how they wanna go about non-monogamy. but i guess you can also vote if you think they keep it secret lol

**whether that's a hj or a slightly too meaningful kiss or whatever

[eesttm]

SEARED interview

[kim-tey]

Greg and Alex fabricate recount their first meeting

[bunnywan]

[the-void-blocked-my-calls]

Help I thought these were Alex Horne quotes

[blueblue73]

inspired by french anti-smoking ad

[taskmaster-hell]

I dreamt that Greg Davies used to be the lead in a UK version of Baywatch and I think my subconsciousness was really onto something

[outofcontexttm]