[tastefulsidebo-ob]

Wow

[girlmostlikely]

[theworsethingsgettheharderifight]

[the-best-url-on-this-site]

Kitchen Nightmares is really just like

Owners: i don't know why my restaurant is failing. Chef Ramsey please help

Ramsey: hello i am Gordon Ramsay. How is the food

Owners: we have the best food

*food comes out*

Gordon: this is an alive rat

Owners: our customers love te alive rat. We have the best food. Every day they order the alive rat.

*dinner service*

Customer: oh my god this is an alive rat

Waitress: is everything okay?

Customer: no it's an alive rat

*food is sent back*

Owner: this has never happened before. Fuck you Gordon Ramsay you should just leave. People love the alive rat

*Gordon goes in the freezer*

Gordon: there are 25 molds unknown to science. The rats have set up a lab to study them. Blimey. Scientist rats. They've unionized.

*later*

Gordon: your food is bad

Owner: no!!!!!!!!

Gordon: yes

Owner: oh my god our food is bad

*remodel, menu change*

Owner: oh my god Gordon Ramsay you saved my life thank you so much

Gordon: promise never to serve alive rats again, yeah?

Owner: yes of course

*end of episode*

Gordon: ratatouille ammirite? *He walks away chuckling*

End card: the restaurant was shut down three months later because they went back to serving alive rats.

[tokk1]

valentines day is coming up,, if you ever wanted to gift me a sword with an engraved romantic message,,, now is the time

[anxietyproblem]

[tastefulsidebo-ob]

Do I want to pierce my nose because I’m having a mental crisis or because I’m going from baby bi to super bi? Who fucking knows.

[simpsons-latino]

[say-prettyy-pleasee]

This is Money Marge. Reblog for a miracle of finances to come to you

🙏🏾💰💵

[lais-noire-deactivated20260601]

More miracles baby

[221brownstone]

Lucy Liu arrives at the 70th Golden Globe Awards (2013)

[scottishtwitter]

[inner--monologue]

[space-pics]

The rose, a polar storm located on Jupiter, taken by the Cassini spacecraft

[c-isnenegro]

[biyaself]

Men are......weird

[cindy1513-deactivated20220104]

tf I'll finish his plate too

[biyaself]

^^^^

[unfriendlyxblackhottie]

same energy

[danger]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[stability]

[anxietyproblem]

[caroldanversenthusiast]

Apparently Mary Elizabeth Winstead in Birds of Prey wielding a crossbow isn’t sexy according to a man ??

it’s almost as if men are used to seeing women in film through a male gaze where they are sexualized and objectified for male pleasure and approval.??

huh anyway MEN are weak and ladies enjoy Mary Elizabeth Winstead looking hot and powerful as Huntress

like THAT ^^^^^^^^^ is sexy men need to grow up

[adamcansuckme]

Hmmmmm I wonder why

I know this isn't specifically about Harley Quinn, but since it's her movie, I gotta make the comparison. I mean I wonder why all men were drooling over this Harley

But I havent heard a single male praise for her hotness since the trailers for her movie came out and they find out now she looks like this

I MEAN

I W O N D E R W H Y

[caroldanversenthusiast]

the difference a woman makes thank god