CFC

[weloveshortvideos]

british summer is here.

[sixohsixoheightfourtwo]

[rain pouring] [thunder rumbling] [car horn blaring] “go on. wheyyyyyyy!! Oh no.” [in distance: “YOU IDIOT”, uproarious laughter] “why would you go through that. what are you doing. ahhh no, he’s actually floating!” “well of course he is. what a fucking bellend!” “what a knobhead!” “fucking hell.”

[irrationalnerd]

This should be shown whenever people say stuff like “British people are so polite,” “I love their accents,” or “surely the miserable summer weather is just exaggerated to give people things to talk about”.

[taylorswift]

Happy National Cat Day to you and your highly sophisticated creatures. Boop.

[tastelikethefourthofjuly]

Yes Taylor, yes I am

[tastelikethefourthofjuly]

i keep thinking about how in seven weeks (SEVEN WEEKS??!!) i’m moving to texas and then i get a big case of the sads because all of my friends are going to graduate this year/not be there when i get back and i’m going to be alone and bored while they’ve got those memories together and have jobs and lives.

texas better be bloody worth it

[tastelikethefourthofjuly]

texas was worth it lol

[tastelikethefourthofjuly]

you know what really pisses me off?

as a woman, i feel scared to ever say that i don’t like another woman, even if i have legitimate reasons. because inevitably some guy will claim ‘i’m just jealous’.

which is annoying for a number of reasons

1) you’re saying i have a reason to be jealous. which, thanks.

2) the reason i’m apparently jealous is probably beauty related. another woman’s beauty is not the absence of my own. also, women care about more things than just beauty

3) you seem to think that women are in constant competition with each other. because you know, women are catty and can’t really be friends and are all bitches to each other all the time.

4) if all of these things were true, that would probably mean i’m upset because the woman got more male attention to me. because, y'know, everything is about men.

fuck off, no. i just don’t like her, okay?

i have never expressed my dislike for a woman to another woman and had her reply 'you’re just jealous’ because other women are capable of understanding that sometimes you just don’t like someone and it has nothing to do with how you feel about yourself.

also, i’ve never heard a guy express his dislike for another guy and be told that’s he’s just jealous.

this is longer than i was expecting it to be.

i have a lot of feelings about this…

[tastelikethefourthofjuly]

i wrote this four years ago, two years before alex accused me of being jealous of zora and literally proving me completely right!!!

[xevanptrs]

[afstotend]

help me 

[tastelikethefourthofjuly]

i’m in tears

[lookathernow]

Ariana Grande, ending white cis-het misogynists one at a time

[tastelikethefourthofjuly]

i still can’t make up my mind as to whether i like ariana grande or not. but she throws some great side eye here so i’ve warmed to her a little

[tastelikethefourthofjuly]

it’s three years later and i definitely like ariana grande

[tastelikethefourthofjuly]

i feel like i’m walking such a thin line where on one side, everything is going well and i have friends and i have a plan for the next 12 months and i’m happy. and on the other hand, one little thing could topple all of that and i’m scared.

[unclefather]

[tastelikethefourthofjuly]

dad?

[chipsprites]

[tastelikethefourthofjuly]

it’s been so long since i’ve had a crush, this feels weird

[reverseracism]

an excellent tweet.

[suppermariobroth]

In Super Mario Sunshine, the Toads in Delfino Plaza are always seen worrying about Peach after her kidnapping. However, their expressions only become distraught when Mario approaches. As long as he is far away, their faces are happy.

[artenega]

Imagine being this fake

[kuromilesbian-deactivated202205]

Me after a long day of being a stupid bitch

[winefemme-deactivated20180607]

Person on the phone: Hello, am I speaking to the head of the household?

Me, handing the phone to my cat: It’s for you

[fuks]

[madejsbridge]

[cockyhorror]

I keep going back to watch this video it just captures my sense of humour perfectly

[starwarsgraphictee]

Ben Wyatt got balls

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

@lycaanroc

[tastelikethefourthofjuly]

don’t call it a ‘relationship’ when you’ve only ever wanted to be friends