i don't know

tumblr can force the porn out of my cold dead hands, 24

[drops-of-universe]

i fw you most ardently

[anedgeberry]

[newyorkcitywater]

why is the human body composed of such capricious tubes

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

walter white in his underwear with the pistol readying to face the sirens, quietly to himself: this is my fight song. my walter white song

[periwinkleseafoam]

Piss off my wife song

[javascript-official]

Some people are saying that he might be the next big thing

[drbtinglecannon]

You should be able to rot in bed for 2, maybe 3 hours after waking up before it starts affecting what time it is. If I wake up at 8:30 and lie in bed for 2hr it should still be 8:30 when I get up

[cherryfleischer-deactivated2026]

how it feels to tell people that i use tumblr

[spreadassholesdotorg]

[contemptible-scoundrel]

drake stuns in new hansel and gretelcore outfit

[contemptible-scoundrel]

drake last seen trapped in a witches lair being fattened up with candy for her evil dinner

[homunculus-argument]

Nothing slapped my shit back into place like someone pointing out that the "genius gifted child with so much potential who got burnout and mental illness" is just the nerd equivalent to the jock "could have been a pro at sportsball if it wasn't for the injury".

[towerofglass]

[junior-theabgshark]

[paranormal-taters]

[commiescummie]

i said what i said

[trelleste]

Toothpaste. It's just frozen toothpaste.

[commiescummie]

[kosmogrl]

[kumboochies]

[benevolentgh0st-deactivated2016]

a couple weeks ago this guy posted in the chicago pagan facebook group saying that he’s a djinn and that there’s a portal between here and egypt and only he and one other person had the power to close it and there was going to be a massive sandstorm… like dude, close the fucking portal, why are you even telling us this

[stopoftouchingmywingsihurt]

[smallrat36wagon-deactivated2021]

LOL whos tye saultry little binch on the bottom lsft????

[foxyclock]

this post is less than 1% away from being completely incomprehensible

[penandinkprincess]

a shout out to the small baby child today who was demanding liberation from her stroller but who, when asked if she would stay close to mama and not run around acting crazy, paused for a moment to contemplate the question and then answered "prob'ly no"

it cost you your freedom, small child, but i admire your integrity and honesty 😔