Tall Lanky Muppet

she/her/they/them•gender and sexuality questioning•26•Gemini•ENFJ•Happy to receive messages!•Venmo me at Thea-Etchepare

[nyancrimew]

used to be called womandela effect ?? am i the only one who remembers this?

[baeddoll]

you betrayed everyhting you stand for and all you got in return was a kickass sword and ability to start fires with your mind and d cups. pretty good deal !

[deadbeatmaker]

every 4th of july I think about the american tourist who was like oh thank god you’re open I wasn’t sure if you’d be open today and I was like why wouldn’t we be and he said because of the holiday. in norway.

[ayeforscotland]

People are just fucking insane now. Can’t imagine living my life like that.

[flyandfamousblackgirls]

Late 90s/ Early 2000s Fem Queen

[aspiringwarriorlibrarian]

Happy Fourth of July, actually caring about the people who make up your country, be they immigrant, native born, documented, or undocumented, will always be more patriotic than any vapid chanting of "USA" or groping the flag.

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[imathers]

[findchaos]

We visited an old glass factory that was converted into a park and the photos can get very surreal.

[sourcreammachine]

[virtualgirladvance]

first one looks like the dogs gonna n64 mario jump into a painting

[oneheadtoanother]

[herpsandbirds]

[ryan-sometimes]

Tumblr I need everyone to log in rn because the most important, quotable, instantly iconic celebrity post of the century just dropped

[gits-lits]

when the pony porn artists post applejack in an american flag bikini on july 4th

[artfilmfan]

Lakota Nation vs. United States (Jesse Short Bull & Laura Tomaselli, 2022)

[ernestsewell]

“What, to the American slave, is your 4th of July? I answer; one day that reveals to him, more than all other days in the year, the gross injustice and cruelty to which he is the constant victim. To him, your celebration is a sham; your boasted liberty, an unholy license; your national greatness, swelling vanity; your sound of rejoicing are empty and heartless; your denunciation of tyrants brass fronted impudence; your shout of liberty and equality, hallow mockery; your prayers and hyms [sic], your sermons and thanks-givings, with all your religious parade and solemnity, are to him, mere bombast, fraud, deception, impiety, and hypocrisy – a thin veil to cover up crimes which would disgrace a nation of savages. There is not a nation on the earth guilty of practices more shocking and bloody than are the people of the United States, at this very hour.”

— Frederick Douglass (1818-1895), from a speech given at Rochester, New York, July 5, 1852.

[amygdalae]

I absolutely adore dogs but I think dog haters are (usually) more justified than cat haters wrt their reasoning

[amygdalae]

your average cat hater: I don't like how they r bitchy and ignore me/ won't let me manhandle them

your average dog hater: I have been mortally endangered by an ill-trained dog

[jacobtheloofah]

our old pal wario really knows how to enjoy the summer