yo gromit this bread slaps

[lapisbitch]

people assume i know what i’m doing just bc i’m tall

[insomniac-arrest]

[zzxid-deactivated20220516]

gays have one mind, simpatico

[pokemon-personalities]

when i say i want an animal crossing/pokemon crossover game what i mean is simply: take the pokemon, turn them into villagers, put them in animal crossing. and also let us grow pecha berry trees specifically

[deanhoney-deactivated20220819]

oh to live in the treasure planet universe

[deanhoney-deactivated20220819]

oh to have a huge petticoat and a lazer gun and travel from planet to planet in a large 18th century style spaceship

[afewofmyfavoritethingsblr]

You just want a cat wife dont you

[deanhoney-deactivated20220819]

[mudstickbandit]

if kirby had access to the internet he would go on google images and look at pictures of fruit

[yeah-yeah-beebiss-1]

kirby and yoshi would send each other emails with cool pictures of fruit attached

[slayerbuffy]

THE X-FILES: SEASON 2.

[quillwombat]

when an author sets up a narrative choice where all the options are scary and bad and the protagonist chooses kindness and it changes everything because it opens doors that shouldn’t be possible and every single time i go FERAL

[dyke-fruit]

“It seems too often that people my age identify as a dead thing Anyway I could have loved you endlessly”

— Sarah Jean Alexander, from STOP GODDAMN APOLOGIZING (via el-waylly)

[justcatposts]

Gizmo’s not the brightest tool in the shed 

(via)

[swordlesbean]

adora + being smug that catra likes her

bonus adora + being surprised that catra loves her

[blackarachnya]

good morning tumblr 

[foulserpent]

im at the soup convention and many strong and beautiful women are talking about how delicious and nutrient rich my broth is and they didnt even mention you

[theactioneer]

Predator 2 behind-the-scenes (1990)

[swordlesbean]

[theforceawakens]

that’s it folks

YO mr white im lookin for some fresh milk out the tap. yknow. breastfeed me, bitch

[topherchris]