Im the best

[ferricsailor]

no you dont masaru

[the-spoopy-ghost-of-raejin99]

[oneheadtoanother]

[slitherpunk]

[doll-shell]

it’s really problematic of you to maintain the harmful binary of “you” and “not-you”. literally just join the hive already.

[oneheadtoanother]

[rathayibacter]

you spill dr pepper on the concrete and a single perfect rose pushes up out of a crack

[fluffysheeple]

christian bad driver: my guardian angel watches over me, I don't need to look before I merge

atheist bad driver: I will rely on my own skill to see myself safely home after a mere 8 drinks

agnostic bad driver: no one knows where all these dents and scratches came from

[gondorrevealparty]

me: *holding hands with a snakegirl*

snakegirl: how are yuou doing that :(

[coolxatu]

[bai-marionette-deactivated20180]

*leaves

[coolxatu]

where are you going

[shalpilot]

i’m so thirsty… won’t you use /water to water me?

[belzrgr]

/water

[shalpilot]

oh…. why thank you!!

[itsjunetime]

clowngirl getting an orchiectomy and the surgeon just keeps removing ball after ball after ball after ball after

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

clown nurse standing by solemnly adding each successive ball to the ones she's already juggling

[moonlitorchestrator]

Reading a story with a main character and shaking my head because the creator is playing favorites

[miniaturize]

i ❤ fact checking bold unsourced claims

[zonesoftime]

I like how looking for this post on your blog makes it look like you spent 3 hours checking whether or not apples are a type of fruit

[taxidermycatgirl]

you’re just jealous my blood is all over the floor and yours is stuck inside your body

[thedeliaishere]

It must feel good as fuck to be brainwashed and have all your friends go like "what did she do to you?" "Snap out of it!" "This isn't you!"

[marcymagnolia]

a therapist is just some guy who went to gaslighting school to put undesirables in basically jail. rely on me, creepy knife stalker girl, i can also gaslight you and keep you locked up but unlike a therapist i also love you

[shuffled-bunny]

What a beautiful day outside, I sure hope there isnt some scary stabber. 😇

The scarry stabber: Dammnn, I really wanted to do some stabbing today but all I brought was this butter knife. 🫤

Girl who turns into butter when she sneezes: bwaa, my allergies are starting to flare up today

[iconoklast]

Adeptus Administratum my beloathed 🖤