Highkey Wanna Stuff My Face Everyday

And highkey wanna sleep

[drcgonhide]

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The mashup you never thought would work

[dieharddaae-24601]

Congratu-fucking-lations.

[oneforcasual-oneforbest]

I would pay so much to have this as a ringtone I’m not even joking.

[theatreortheater]

Why?????

[calamitycons]

The face I made while listening to this was so visceral I had to draw it before reblogging it

[junovoltage]

@sillygooseface TORI I’M CRYING PLEASE LISTEN

[sursumursa-deactivated20180131]

Well. That was indeed a thing that happened.

@lindsayetumbls @elisaintime @nellachronism

(Would’ve been better with a different version of POTO but it’s irrevocably stuck in my head so…eh.)

[smiling-grouch-deactivated20241]

Holy shit.

[smiling-grouch-deactivated20241]

[gilded-warrior]

Every time I see this on my dash, I gotta reblog it because I cry with laughter

[eriks-stale-breadstick-deactiva]

No

Please

Stop

[cabbaggie]

Two emotions while dating someone: try to be romantic and mysterious, other way is to be too horny and sexy.

[somewhereinthedetails217]

Whatever I was expecting, this was most certainly not it, but I’m not disappointed.

[monicanagent]

@fearsomebutfearful

[justpillowtalkbaby-deactivated2]

[acedious-deactivated20210302]

Jason Derulo falling down the Met Gala stairs

[midnightcowg1rl-deactivated2020]

This is camp.

[enemafrostofficial]

When you’ve been slamming his hole but he keeps saying harder so you gotta open up your 8th chackra gate

[enemafrostofficial]

Still glad this is my most reblogged post

[kant-deactivated20190908]

so… you come here often? 

[falincoded]

No.1 on the list of dogs that are so vacant the only explanation is that they were once beings of limitless knowledge who willingly sacrificed all of their intelligence for blissful ignorance:

Kermit

[weatherreporter]

[kitrobin]

Wisdom comes with age

[grimauxiliatrixofficial]

[xbutwithlesbians]

Phantom of the Opera but with lesbians

[musique-de-la-nuit]

sign me the fuck up

[wheel-of-fish]

Will Takarazuka Revue’s all-female production of Yeston and Kopit’s Phantom suffice?

[musique-de-la-nuit]

S I G N 👏 M E 👏 T H E 👏 F U C K 👏 U P

[thelostknee-deactivated20210422]

GAY POWER MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE ACTIVATED.

[thenightling]

If you like that I highly suggest you should check out Wao Yoka as Dracula.  Not only is she a great female Dracula but she’s one of the best Draculas period.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cN-CPrEuuJY

It’s in Japanese but the refrain there is essentially

“It’s over. It’s over. The battle’s done. Why don’t you just surrender to me? You can see I have won.”

[cirilee]

@every-story-is-worth-being-told this is the best possible post for you and martha :’D

[fuckstev-deactivated20240104]

wow i got a laptop and this thing sure is on my lap

[syraptastic]

fuck me

[fuckstev-deactivated20240104]

i think there are a few steps in this relationship that you skipped. hey, i’m steven

[sunlightinabelljar-deactivated2]

so apparently when my sister and i were little we took golfing classes and we got kicked out after a week. the reason being that the old white male instructor kept calling my 4 year old sister Maria “Mary” after she told him several times that her name is pronounced Maria. anyway, at one point, he tells her “well, that doesn’t matter anymore. you’re in America now.” and that distressed my sister so much that she hit him with her golf club.

that’s not what did the damage, though. what fucked that old dude up is that i saw my sister hit him from where i was standing and i ran over and started beating him with MY golf club. my mom says that i didn’t know what the hell was happening, but i squared up.

that’s why we got kicked out.

[willowdove]

I support your unconditional readiness to throw hands for your sister

[toastbutteregg]

now thats what you call sisterhood

[carrionbeast]

netflix is using a widescreen version of malcom in the middle that was never supposed to air.

[twentymuleteamborax]

s/o to dewey’s stand in

[really-funny-posts]

the forgotten dewey

[art-woonz]

Collage Art by Uğur GallenShare

For more: artwoonz.com

[zog-agent]

[eccentrica-gallumbits]

At work we have this mannequin, right? His name is Manny, and he is a pretty chill dude when you pass him in the hallway.

BUT

The second you look at him on the security cameras, he becomes the most terrifying creature in existence.

There is barely any activity to monitor in this corner of the hallway, none of the booths are even in the frame (except for 12), so why do we bother with this camera?

To watch Manny.

To make sure he stays contained.

[eccentrica-gallumbits]

HOW COULD I FORGET TO INTRODUCE YALL TO JENNA

SHE PROTECTS THE STORAGE ROOM

[doyouhearthunder]

Where do you work, the SCP Foundation?

[ruinedchildhood]

[trinityfanclub-deactivated20150]

yeah he’s cute but does he want to be ur vacuum cleaner

[knowwhatimeme]

[thebootydiaries]

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