Ten Dollar Solo

Jenni. 27 years. Aspiring writer. Chinese Zodiac: Horse. Astrological sign: Gemini. Celtic Tree astrology: Hawthorn (The Illusionist) ♥ HELLO PIE

[cosmic-storm]

[elfyourmother]

actually you know what

the only thing about Shape of Water that’ll be as awesome as the lady getting fish man dick will be the reaction of all the normal, non freak asses in the theater who had no idea there would be fish man dick and did not sign on for that

[mxlabradorite]

AND I CAN’T WAIT

[spoookiepie]

Gonna be sittin in that theater like

[pettycentral]

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This might be my favorite post hahaha

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I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD YO BECAUSE DON’T THEY KNOW IT’S SUPPOSED TO BE THERE???

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Why are you acting weird?

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“Weighing more than 600 carats, this year’s blinged-out bra is designed exclusively for Victoria’s Secret by jeweler Mouawad and is handset with diamonds, yellow sapphires, and blue topaz in 18 karat gold on a custom Victoria’s Secret Dream Angels Demi Bra. The ornate design took almost 350 hours to create and is embellished with nearly 6,000 precious gemstones.” [People Magazine]

Victoria’s Secret $2 million “Champagne Nights” Fantasy Bra 2017  

[tauntojones]

90% of horse movies

girl: *finds horse who is impaired in some way*

girl: dad can I keep it

dad: no there's no hope for it let's go

girl: dad u idiot u don't get me

girl: *visits horse in middle of the night*

*cuts to girl riding the horse in an open field bc she is free and her dad can't control her*

dad: how dare u

girl: just let me prove to u this horse is special

girl: *enters race*

girl: *wins*

dad: u make me so proud

horse: *whinnies*

[buffysummers]

Easy A (2010) dir. Will Gluck

[misskamala]

It’s not about deserve, it’s about what you believe. And  I  believe  in   l  o  v  e .

[yourfavoritewerewolf]

who would win? matilda or eleven

[annehairball]

they’d become best friends

[yourfavoritewerewolf]

you know what youre absolutely right

[lospaziobianco]

by Euclase

[brittany-murphy]

[inthenameofsephiroth]

Amber Heard talks about bisexual Diana Prince.

[saythatyoullstay]

[fugoh]

how y'all think petitions work

biden: sir……..the Teens want to change the national economy to communism obama: oh no…..how many signatures are there biden: sir there’s…there’s 100,000 obama: *sheds a tear* then it seems we have no choice…..comrade

[buzzfeed]

People Should Never Have Been Allowed To Build Pets On “The Sims 4”

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[sinclair-wildstar]

I will reblog this every time it crosses my dash.

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[skleero]

[schlauraffenland]

i’m crying

[dont-mind-me-but-i]

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“Hey Alexis, why’d I hear you crying at 1AM”?