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X-Plane 12 - Piper M500 - Flagstaff to Casper [Log 084]

I launch in the M500 from Flagstaff to Casper, overflying four states and enjoying their wildly diverse and untamed terrain for what is sure to be the most scenic hop yet. And that's saying a lot coming off the last video...

I also try out NextATC and talk about my impressions of the M500.

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Soooooooo this was what I get immediately after resetting the computer and coasting down a long hill at a high rate of speed. I WISH this was my average mileage. FML.

Soooooooo I made chicken rangoon quesadillas and SOMEHOW managed to avoid giving myself food poisoning.

#food

Soooooooooo I Dreamt I Was at Work...

Sooooooooo I dreamt I was at work. In said dream, I went to the bathroom, which was just decrepid. Like the trap room in the first Saw movie. Flickering lights, broken or missing tiles revealing crumbling walls and black mold. I'm standing in the door, thinking, "what in the Silent Hill is this bullshit?". I was expecting to see the Jigsaw Killer pedal by at any moment. But I really had to go so in I stepped. There were only two urinals, one of which was occupied by a short fella in a facilities uniform. He was swarthy, and seemed of Latin American extraction. Also, I could tell he was going through something because his free arm was outstretched, bracing against the wall. And his head was down, like he was reconsidering every single decision in his life. Since I'm a Bro even in my dreams, I honor the Gap Code and bypass the open urinal. Straight ahead, is an open toilet, and by open, I mean it's out in the open. Unstalled. And it appeared to be designed in some punitive, brutalist fashion. Rather than a wide, receiving bowl, it was a shallow funnel with a small hole at the center. I think the idea was that, no matter how bad one's aim, their pee would neatly drain into the hole. But it was too shallow to take into account a simple thing like splash effect. A stream arcing from the midsection of an average heighted adult male would almost certain impact the surface at near 90 degrees. Now, I got to try and Use the Force to get my emanations into this toilet's hole like it's the exhaust port on the Death Star. But it goes exactly how I expected, like a sparkly fireworks display, except liquid and only in gold. I will not be earning my marksmanship badge today. Suddenly, I feel the facilities guy staring at me. I turn to meet nothing but hate on his face as he snarled "hijo de la gran puta." Intellectually, I only understood part of that but, instinctively, I knew exactly what he meant.

That's when I woke up and realized that I need a vacation.

There I said it.

X-Plane 12 - Piper Seneca II - Atizapán de Zaragoza to Álvaro Obregón [Log 081]

Let's keep the Piper Lovefest going and enjoy a guitar serenade during a cockeyed twin-engine hop over Central Mexico in Captain Iceman's Seneca II. Trust me. It'll all make sense.

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'Galaxy Quest' is absolutely the Best Star Trek Movie.

That's right. I said it.

I'm happy to have the discussion about 'ST II: The Wrath of Khan', but in my heart I keep coming back to 'Galaxy Quest'.

Don't even get me started on 'The Orville' ;)

#star trek #galaxy quest #Guy Fleegman

No way I'm watching this at home.

Sooooooooooooo I'm watching the latest version of "War of the Worlds" with Ice Cube because I had to find out for myself if it's as bad as people say it is.

What I'm seeing is the Temu version of a Twilight Zone/Outer Limits/Night Gallery segment that could only be aired on UPN because of a contractual obligation.

Yeah, it's really that bad.

No way am I watching this at home. Somebody's paying for this.

The 1990s was simpler, golden time for comedy.

#batman #rain man #parody

This tickles me now as an adult just as it did when I was a child. Imagine being cheered on in a fight against a cop by a viscous gangster :)

#Racketeer Rabbit #Bugs Bunny #edward g. robinson #Left punch

Devour Feculence LEGO

Haven't fist-pumped from a scene this hard in quite a while.

#seth milchick #severance season 2 #devour feculence #eat shit #mr drummond

SETH MILCHICK IS THE DEVIL

Is ANYBODY listening to me???

Also...get it, boi!!!

#seth milchick #severance season 2 #devil #evil #satan

DO IT!!!

Go off, girl. Cut a bitch.

#severance season 2 #severance #helly r #jame eagan

Let me say it again...SETH MILCHICK IS THE DEVIL!!!

#severance season 2 #seth milchick #Devil #Evil #Satan #irving bailiff

SETH MILCHICK IS THE DEVIL!!!

#severance season 2 #seth milchick #Devil #Evil #Satan

A fresh, modern render of a beloved older plane, and TWO high-altitude airports surrounded by custom scenery? Sign me up :). By these, I mean flying Thranda Designs' Pilatus PC-12 DGS Series from Sedona to Telluride Regional, both crafted by X-Codr Designs.