[unfezant-nb-forme]

i created this blog for a meme but i became quickly attached to the characters i created for it and now i want to make more. so i will probably keep making posts with this one. and also @tauros-bones. asks r on btw

[tauros-bones]

wait why can you buy "fresh water" from a vending machine. thats not fresh. thats been there for days. unless youre telling me they milked the water right from the vending machine itself right before dispensing it

[treeko-grovyle-sceptile]

?????

They don't milk the machines for water. You're thinking of MooMoo milk

The machine pisses in the bottle and then dispenses it, thats why it's called fresh

[unfezant-nb-forme]

i dont think i want to drink fresh water anymore

[tauros-bones]

what are you afraid of a little piss? youre afraid to drink a little piss? you dont want to drink the delicious refreshing piss?

[tauros-bones]

wait why can you buy "fresh water" from a vending machine. thats not fresh. thats been there for days. unless youre telling me they milked the water right from the vending machine itself right before dispensing it

[realpokemon]

it is not "punk" to shiny hunt. it is not "punk" to level your pokémon through the daycare. it is not "punk" to EV train on low-level mon. the only thing it is """PUNK""" to do is hang out with dark types and poison types in abandoned hotels

[tauros-bones]

if you think about it its kind of punk to drink unpasteurized moo moo milk

[pokemonshelterstories]

currently in alola for a couple of weeks working with aether on marine pokemon rehab (especially corsola) and i cant stop laughing at this guy for being bald

[tauros-bones]

someone should make the creatures from that old area zero expedition journal real. i feel like we could do it we have some powerful technology. we've brought back fossils we've made entire new pokémon we can do this. if we just try

[tauros-bones]

i petted my neighbour's garchomp and now my hand is completely shredded, which is strange, because sharks are smooth in all directions

[tauros-bones]

university of hammerlocke rejected my dissertation about my hypothesized "cock type". i have no idea why

[tauros-bones]

they CLAIM it's because i don't go to HLU but i think they're just trying to censor the truth

[unfezant-nb-forme]

i just don't think my phone needs a rotom! or any phone, for that matter! to me i feel like rotom tech is just another one of those things that someone pitched to a bunch of big tech companies as the future of technology, and a bunch of out-of-touch CEOs thought it sounded impressive and poured a bunch of money into it without actually knowing what to do with it or how it can solve any problems, so now they're just cramming it into everything they can and shoving it into our faces to get their money's worth and not look like a bunch of fools to their investors

[tauros-bones]

i fell off a cliff last week and my rotom phone saved me asshole

[unfezant-nb-forme]

WHY DID YOU FALL OFF A CLIFF??? WHAG SCENARIO WERE YOU IN THAT CAUSED YOU TO FALL OF A CLIFF??? WHY DIDNXMT YOU TELL ME ABOUT THIS??? WHAT??? HIH????I'M GLAD YOURE OKAY BUT WHUH???

[tauros-bones]

i was in a serious hurry to deliver my penis dissertation to hammerlocke university.

[unfezant-nb-forme]

I THOUGHT THAG POST WAS A JOKE DID YOU ACTUALLY DO THAT??? also: how come your rotom phone couldn't send them that dissertation if it's so useful huh

[tauros-bones]

of course i did. i'm a scholar. i didn't deliver it in person though i sent it online. i fell off a cliff because i was trying to catch a trapinch

also: the rotom in my phone saw what you said and you made it very sad. apologize to it right now

[unfezant-nb-forme]

PLEASE be more careful when catching pokémon???

[tauros-bones]

i don't need to be careful i have rotom. whom you have still not apologized to. just btw

[unfezant-nb-forme]

i just don't think my phone needs a rotom! or any phone, for that matter! to me i feel like rotom tech is just another one of those things that someone pitched to a bunch of big tech companies as the future of technology, and a bunch of out-of-touch CEOs thought it sounded impressive and poured a bunch of money into it without actually knowing what to do with it or how it can solve any problems, so now they're just cramming it into everything they can and shoving it into our faces to get their money's worth and not look like a bunch of fools to their investors

[tauros-bones]

i fell off a cliff last week and my rotom phone saved me asshole

[unfezant-nb-forme]

WHY DID YOU FALL OFF A CLIFF??? WHAG SCENARIO WERE YOU IN THAT CAUSED YOU TO FALL OF A CLIFF??? WHY DIDNXMT YOU TELL ME ABOUT THIS??? WHAT??? HIH????I'M GLAD YOURE OKAY BUT WHUH???

[tauros-bones]

i was in a serious hurry to deliver my penis dissertation to hammerlocke university.

[unfezant-nb-forme]

I THOUGHT THAG POST WAS A JOKE DID YOU ACTUALLY DO THAT??? also: how come your rotom phone couldn't send them that dissertation if it's so useful huh

[tauros-bones]

of course i did. i'm a scholar. i didn't deliver it in person though i sent it online. i fell off a cliff because i was trying to catch a trapinch

also: the rotom in my phone saw what you said and you made it very sad. apologize to it right now

[unfezant-nb-forme]

i just don't think my phone needs a rotom! or any phone, for that matter! to me i feel like rotom tech is just another one of those things that someone pitched to a bunch of big tech companies as the future of technology, and a bunch of out-of-touch CEOs thought it sounded impressive and poured a bunch of money into it without actually knowing what to do with it or how it can solve any problems, so now they're just cramming it into everything they can and shoving it into our faces to get their money's worth and not look like a bunch of fools to their investors

[tauros-bones]

i fell off a cliff last week and my rotom phone saved me asshole

[unfezant-nb-forme]

WHY DID YOU FALL OFF A CLIFF??? WHAG SCENARIO WERE YOU IN THAT CAUSED YOU TO FALL OF A CLIFF??? WHY DIDNXMT YOU TELL ME ABOUT THIS??? WHAT??? HIH????I'M GLAD YOURE OKAY BUT WHUH???

[tauros-bones]

i was in a serious hurry to deliver my penis dissertation to hammerlocke university.

[unfezant-nb-forme]

i just don't think my phone needs a rotom! or any phone, for that matter! to me i feel like rotom tech is just another one of those things that someone pitched to a bunch of big tech companies as the future of technology, and a bunch of out-of-touch CEOs thought it sounded impressive and poured a bunch of money into it without actually knowing what to do with it or how it can solve any problems, so now they're just cramming it into everything they can and shoving it into our faces to get their money's worth and not look like a bunch of fools to their investors

[tauros-bones]

i fell off a cliff last week and my rotom phone saved me asshole

[tauros-bones]

university of hammerlocke rejected my dissertation about my hypothesized "cock type". i have no idea why

[tauros-bones]

rapidash is kind of a redundant name huh

[tauros-bones]

and not even very descriptive either. its two defining features are Fire and Horse and you don't name it after either of those things? you just call it Fast Run?

[tauros-bones]

rapidash is kind of a redundant name huh

[tauros-bones]

just saw someone on my dash reblog a post from someone with "7810" in their username so i thought i should make a PSA: "7810" is a team magma dog whistle, it's a reference to the phrase "7.8/10, too much water." if you see someone with that in their username, block and move on. stay safe out there

[decamarks]

(Wiggles & waggles with joyous abandon)

[decamarks]

Post is a hit with the local porygon community