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unovan | she/they | this is a rp blog. main blog is @seven-oh-four i just created this for fun

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i created this blog for a meme but i became quickly attached to the characters i created for it and now i want to make more. so i will probably keep making posts with this one. and also @tauros-bones. asks r on btw

[realpokemon]

there are too many pokemon breeders just giving children eggs what the hell

tbh its kind of insidious as a practice to hand out "mystery eggs"

like. if you're a little kid with your mom and someone offers you a "mystery egg" for like 300 pokédollars? the parent thinks "this pokémon is going to be a tiny newborn anyway" and the kid thinks "wow anything could be in this egg" and creates an imaginary world where they get their favorite pokémon in the world of course.

but what this really does is ensures that neither of them are actually materially or mentally prepared for whatever pokémon hatches. then they either have to spend a lot of time and money adjusting their lifestyles to this new pokémon. or, more likely, releasing it and it gets turned into another pokémon's lunch

[tauros-bones]

wait why can you buy "fresh water" from a vending machine. thats not fresh. thats been there for days. unless youre telling me they milked the water right from the vending machine itself right before dispensing it

[treeko-grovyle-sceptile]

?????

They don't milk the machines for water. You're thinking of MooMoo milk

The machine pisses in the bottle and then dispenses it, thats why it's called fresh

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i dont think i want to drink fresh water anymore

[abandoned-quiche]

sorry I just realized you're tumblr user seven-oh-four and I FEEL like I've "realized" this many times in the past but i can't find instances of it. do you have another alt account

Every

[seven-oh-four]

account

[warped-fungus-on-a-stick]

on

[hunters-march]

tumblr

[in-stars-and-time]

is

[starwalker-------official]

me

[monster-every-day]

except

[abandoned-quiche]

you.

[existencebringsonlypain]

HEY WHAT THE ABSOLUTE FUCK

[mothfly-cluster]

what's

[the-smith-malius]

wrong?

[existencebringsonlypain]

THIS IS HORRIFYING

[hisuian-sliggoo]

don't

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be

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i just don't think my phone needs a rotom! or any phone, for that matter! to me i feel like rotom tech is just another one of those things that someone pitched to a bunch of big tech companies as the future of technology, and a bunch of out-of-touch CEOs thought it sounded impressive and poured a bunch of money into it without actually knowing what to do with it or how it can solve any problems, so now they're just cramming it into everything they can and shoving it into our faces to get their money's worth and not look like a bunch of fools to their investors

[tauros-bones]

i fell off a cliff last week and my rotom phone saved me asshole

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WHY DID YOU FALL OFF A CLIFF??? WHAG SCENARIO WERE YOU IN THAT CAUSED YOU TO FALL OF A CLIFF??? WHY DIDNXMT YOU TELL ME ABOUT THIS??? WHAT??? HIH????I'M GLAD YOURE OKAY BUT WHUH???

[tauros-bones]

i was in a serious hurry to deliver my penis dissertation to hammerlocke university.

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I THOUGHT THAG POST WAS A JOKE DID YOU ACTUALLY DO THAT??? also: how come your rotom phone couldn't send them that dissertation if it's so useful huh

[tauros-bones]

of course i did. i'm a scholar. i didn't deliver it in person though i sent it online. i fell off a cliff because i was trying to catch a trapinch

also: the rotom in my phone saw what you said and you made it very sad. apologize to it right now

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PLEASE be more careful when catching pokémon???

[tauros-bones]

i don't need to be careful i have rotom. whom you have still not apologized to. just btw

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I'm sorry Rotom

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i just don't think my phone needs a rotom! or any phone, for that matter! to me i feel like rotom tech is just another one of those things that someone pitched to a bunch of big tech companies as the future of technology, and a bunch of out-of-touch CEOs thought it sounded impressive and poured a bunch of money into it without actually knowing what to do with it or how it can solve any problems, so now they're just cramming it into everything they can and shoving it into our faces to get their money's worth and not look like a bunch of fools to their investors

[tauros-bones]

i fell off a cliff last week and my rotom phone saved me asshole

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WHY DID YOU FALL OFF A CLIFF??? WHAG SCENARIO WERE YOU IN THAT CAUSED YOU TO FALL OF A CLIFF??? WHY DIDNXMT YOU TELL ME ABOUT THIS??? WHAT??? HIH????I'M GLAD YOURE OKAY BUT WHUH???

[tauros-bones]

i was in a serious hurry to deliver my penis dissertation to hammerlocke university.

[unfezant-nb-forme]

I THOUGHT THAG POST WAS A JOKE DID YOU ACTUALLY DO THAT??? also: how come your rotom phone couldn't send them that dissertation if it's so useful huh

[tauros-bones]

of course i did. i'm a scholar. i didn't deliver it in person though i sent it online. i fell off a cliff because i was trying to catch a trapinch

also: the rotom in my phone saw what you said and you made it very sad. apologize to it right now

[unfezant-nb-forme]

PLEASE be more careful when catching pokémon???

[unfezant-nb-forme]

i just don't think my phone needs a rotom! or any phone, for that matter! to me i feel like rotom tech is just another one of those things that someone pitched to a bunch of big tech companies as the future of technology, and a bunch of out-of-touch CEOs thought it sounded impressive and poured a bunch of money into it without actually knowing what to do with it or how it can solve any problems, so now they're just cramming it into everything they can and shoving it into our faces to get their money's worth and not look like a bunch of fools to their investors

[tauros-bones]

i fell off a cliff last week and my rotom phone saved me asshole

[unfezant-nb-forme]

WHY DID YOU FALL OFF A CLIFF??? WHAG SCENARIO WERE YOU IN THAT CAUSED YOU TO FALL OF A CLIFF??? WHY DIDNXMT YOU TELL ME ABOUT THIS??? WHAT??? HIH????I'M GLAD YOURE OKAY BUT WHUH???

[tauros-bones]

i was in a serious hurry to deliver my penis dissertation to hammerlocke university.

[unfezant-nb-forme]

I THOUGHT THAG POST WAS A JOKE DID YOU ACTUALLY DO THAT??? also: how come your rotom phone couldn't send them that dissertation if it's so useful huh

[unfezant-nb-forme]

i just don't think my phone needs a rotom! or any phone, for that matter! to me i feel like rotom tech is just another one of those things that someone pitched to a bunch of big tech companies as the future of technology, and a bunch of out-of-touch CEOs thought it sounded impressive and poured a bunch of money into it without actually knowing what to do with it or how it can solve any problems, so now they're just cramming it into everything they can and shoving it into our faces to get their money's worth and not look like a bunch of fools to their investors

[tauros-bones]

i fell off a cliff last week and my rotom phone saved me asshole

[unfezant-nb-forme]

WHY DID YOU FALL OFF A CLIFF??? WHAG SCENARIO WERE YOU IN THAT CAUSED YOU TO FALL OF A CLIFF??? WHY DIDNXMT YOU TELL ME ABOUT THIS??? WHAT??? HIH????I'M GLAD YOURE OKAY BUT WHUH???

[unfezant-nb-forme]

i just don't think my phone needs a rotom! or any phone, for that matter! to me i feel like rotom tech is just another one of those things that someone pitched to a bunch of big tech companies as the future of technology, and a bunch of out-of-touch CEOs thought it sounded impressive and poured a bunch of money into it without actually knowing what to do with it or how it can solve any problems, so now they're just cramming it into everything they can and shoving it into our faces to get their money's worth and not look like a bunch of fools to their investors

[realpokemon]

do you like my son

looks like he appled a little wrong. a little crooked. and that's ok

[tauros-bones]

i dont understand how people have problems with rotom possessing their animatronics. literally just dont paint them orange lmao.

[tauros-bones]

. electronics. sorry ive been watxhing five nights at freddys theory videos for eleven hours steaighr

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YOU WHAT

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when i was little i was so certain i would grow up to be the one to befriend zekrom lol. eventually i stopped believing in it. and you can imagine my devastation when i saw on the news that someone else had already become its friend lmao

[tauros-bones]

hey wait isnt it a bit fucked up that you have to pay to take your pokemon out of the daycare. does noone question this. instead of paying them a rate or like, ANYTHING normal at all, its all free until you want your pokemon BACK, and then you have to pay them to get it back or else they hold it hostage. whilst CONTINUING to provide the service, raising the price even higher.

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i like how you posted this actually kind of serious post immediately followed by you reblogging among us spinda

[realpokemon]

rb this if youre a trainer or you post about your pokémon or etc

[tauros-bones]

new conspiracy just dropped

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what?

[tauros-bones]

new conspiracy just dropped

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WHAT is the conspiracy

[tauros-bones]

the ridges and rivers align

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WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SUPPOSED TO BE IMPLYING

[tauros-bones]

they go toegtehr

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Are you implying that Kalos and Galar are connected

[tauros-bones]

well they go together soo

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You do know that the crown tundra exists right. Like right under it

[tauros-bones]

are you certain

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You CANNOT be implying to me that the crown tundra does not exist

[tauros-bones]

maybe i can

hey besides

look. its right there

[tauros-bones]

Thank you @tauros-bones and everyone who got me to 25 reblogs!

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HEY NO DON'T CHANGE THE SUBJECT. WE ARE NOT DONE WITH THIS. WHY WOULD THEY LIE ABOUT THECROWN RUNDRA

[tauros-bones]

i got twenty five reblogs :)

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ANSWER THE QUESTION

[tauros-bones]

who said they lied about the clown tundra.

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you lost me. also don't call it that??????

[tauros-bones]

yknow, like. maybe it just got retconned. you know?

[unfezant-nb-forme]

Re

Retconned.

[tauros-bones]

yea :D

[unfezant-nb-forme]

So you're telling me. That Kalos and Galar used to be connected. But then it got RETCONNED.

[tauros-bones]

ye

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BY WHO????????

[tauros-bones]

shadow government

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ok.

[tauros-bones]

new conspiracy just dropped

[unfezant-nb-forme]

what?

[tauros-bones]

new conspiracy just dropped

[unfezant-nb-forme]

WHAT is the conspiracy

[tauros-bones]

the ridges and rivers align

[unfezant-nb-forme]

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SUPPOSED TO BE IMPLYING

[tauros-bones]

they go toegtehr

[unfezant-nb-forme]

Are you implying that Kalos and Galar are connected

[tauros-bones]

well they go together soo

[unfezant-nb-forme]

You do know that the crown tundra exists right. Like right under it

[tauros-bones]

are you certain

[unfezant-nb-forme]

You CANNOT be implying to me that the crown tundra does not exist

[tauros-bones]

maybe i can

hey besides

look. its right there

[tauros-bones]

Thank you @tauros-bones and everyone who got me to 25 reblogs!

[unfezant-nb-forme]

HEY NO DON'T CHANGE THE SUBJECT. WE ARE NOT DONE WITH THIS. WHY WOULD THEY LIE ABOUT THECROWN RUNDRA

[tauros-bones]

i got twenty five reblogs :)

[unfezant-nb-forme]

ANSWER THE QUESTION

[tauros-bones]

who said they lied about the clown tundra.

[unfezant-nb-forme]

you lost me. also don't call it that??????

[tauros-bones]

yknow, like. maybe it just got retconned. you know?

[unfezant-nb-forme]

Re

Retconned.

[tauros-bones]

yea :D

[unfezant-nb-forme]

So you're telling me. That Kalos and Galar used to be connected. But then it got RETCONNED.

[tauros-bones]

ye

[unfezant-nb-forme]

BY WHO????????

[tauros-bones]

new conspiracy just dropped

[unfezant-nb-forme]

what?

[tauros-bones]

new conspiracy just dropped

[unfezant-nb-forme]

WHAT is the conspiracy

[tauros-bones]

the ridges and rivers align

[unfezant-nb-forme]

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SUPPOSED TO BE IMPLYING

[tauros-bones]

they go toegtehr

[unfezant-nb-forme]

Are you implying that Kalos and Galar are connected

[tauros-bones]

well they go together soo

[unfezant-nb-forme]

You do know that the crown tundra exists right. Like right under it

[tauros-bones]

are you certain

[unfezant-nb-forme]

You CANNOT be implying to me that the crown tundra does not exist

[tauros-bones]

maybe i can

hey besides

look. its right there

[tauros-bones]

Thank you @tauros-bones and everyone who got me to 25 reblogs!

[unfezant-nb-forme]

HEY NO DON'T CHANGE THE SUBJECT. WE ARE NOT DONE WITH THIS. WHY WOULD THEY LIE ABOUT THECROWN RUNDRA

[tauros-bones]

i got twenty five reblogs :)

[unfezant-nb-forme]

ANSWER THE QUESTION

[tauros-bones]

who said they lied about the clown tundra.

[unfezant-nb-forme]

you lost me. also don't call it that??????

[tauros-bones]

yknow, like. maybe it just got retconned. you know?

[unfezant-nb-forme]

Re

Retconned.

[tauros-bones]

yea :D

[unfezant-nb-forme]

So you're telling me. That Kalos and Galar used to be connected. But then it got RETCONNED.