Messmer the Impaler

detestable ships || disgraceful kink haver || dead dove enjoyer

[ngc7009]

Mother

will you kill me gently

if i’m not crying

[dromie-11114]

I still think it’s so damn funny that Radagon had his ass out during his boss fight like put that shit away bro

[ghost-in-your-computer]

The chances of a boss fight against Jesus Christ in a God of War game are low, but never zero. And the possibility increases ever so slightly at every new entry.

[st-hedge]

The part of the frenzied flames ending that actually made me a little sad. There’s no tarnished without torrent

[lailieau]

First time drawing Messmer, kinda nervous

[ghostofashina]

i love how deathroots are like ashes of messmer's kindling, if it could be extinguished.

[ao3commentoftheday]

user scripts for AO3 relationships

If you're someone who wants to be able to find (or avoid) ships while reading on AO3, odds are good that a fan coder out there has created a user script that could help you out.

User scripts are similar to extensions. You add them to your browser to automatically adjust web pages for you. User scripts allow you the opportunity to personalize them, however, which is wonderful for things like AO3 filters.

Here are a few that might be worth a look:

AO3 multishipper saviour - if you want to read about a particular character in a relationship without specifying any other person. The relationships can be specified to be romantic or platonic or both.

AO3: Reorder Ship Tags - Automatically reorders relationship tags on work blurbs so romantic ships (/) always appear before platonic ships (&).

AO3 Relationship/Character Highlighter - highlights the ship/character you’re looking for if they appear in the first two relationship/character tags.

AO3 romantic relationship savior - hides all romantic relationships in sort & filter page that has "/"

AO3 First Relationship Tag Filter - toggle on the script if you're browsing a relationship tag and all the works that don't have that tag as their first tag will be hidden. Works on both romantic (/) and platonic (&) relationships.

AO3 relationship savior - hides works that have too many relationships in them.

AO3 Only Show Primary Pairing - will hide fics that don't have the designated pairing listed first in the tags.

AO3 Only Show Primary Pairing (Auto) - The difference between this and Neeve's script is that it automatically detects the primary pairing, little to no configuration needed.

AO3 Show every pairing except THAT one - Remove relationship tags from script which you do not want to read.

Feel free to add more in the notes!

[ulfvv]

He's walking around like this 16 hours per day

[eldenbiscuit]

POV: you abandoned here your filter 😔

[cr0wqui11]

Friends with benefits. And those benefits? Long insightful conversations about The Characters™️

[rainbow-illness]

Dumbass siblings (affectionate).

[zombiehorse78-deactivated202602]

had time to draw torrent tonight

[ngc7009]

I kinda happy with the result but still can't shake the feeling like it's "meh whatever", why can't I just be satisfied with my art

[dovebane]

"you can still write about sensitive topics as long as it's handled tastefully!" you cry into the abyss as I proceed to "mishandle" every sensitive topic ever on purpose

[rhaellax]

[jeyneofpoole]

‘alicent would love taylor swift’ shut the fuck upppp alicent would listen to ‘catholic choral music (10 HOURS VERSION NO ADS)’ on repeat because she thinks that worldly music is sinful. when aemond goes through an emo phase she cries every night because she’s convinced that he’s becoming corrupted and his soul is lost. i do think that criston might listen to katy perry though.

[moveslikekeithrichards]

yall ever refuse to consume a piece of media you Know youd like solely bc you think itd make you feel more emotions than you want to

[moveslikekeithrichards]

like Yeah the purpose of art is to make you Feel but im feeling plenty already thank you very much