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they need to get married

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i ship it

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this is adorable

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they’re right next to each other in a yearbook pretty sure they might be related

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Wtf is that photo even supposed to mean though

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SCREAMING

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auscore post #273

melbourne people who wont stop talking about how they’re from melbourne and what life is like living in melbourne

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white cops be like

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According to the song Seasons of Love from RENT, there are 525,600 minutes a year.

One line later, there are “525,000 Moments so dear”.

So, doing the math, we can glean that there are 600 moments which aren’t so dear.

And I think I just used one of them by walking in on my boss who forgot to lock the bathroom stall.

therothwoman

this post did not even remotely go in the direction I was expecting it to

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oh yeah and i can’t believe it’s taken me this long to bring this up but i’m absolutely not here for people shading the “american girl today”/”my american girl” line because

the line literally enables girls to create a doll that looks like them

including a wide array of non-white skin tones and non-european features

like black dolls with curly and textured hair

or asian dolls that appear to have epicanthic folds

and they’ve also released accessories like doll-sized wheelchairs, hearing aids, and crutches so that girls who aren’t able-bodied or are hard of hearing can have a little friend who shares their experiences

and they’ve even begun to offer dolls without hair for little girls who have alopecia or have lost hair while battling cancer

and basically if you don’t think that’s the tightest shit then get out of my face

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Also: SERVICE DOGS.

IT’S SO CUTE IT EVEN HAS TRAINING TREATS. You go American Girl.

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They also consulted the Nez Pierce when making their Kaya doll and that’s why her smile doesn’t show teeth, among other things, and they’ve released some beautiful, and accurate, modern Powwow regalia for her.

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Also they’ve been offering all this stuff since I was still getting the catalog. I just turned 29, so if I’m going to guess, that means they’ve been offering these options since at least 1996ish.