dammit, i'm mad

it me.

[gahdamnpunk]

[twerklina]

[champagnemanagement]

i think this would make a good business card

[yrfriendliz]

http://www.wsj.com/articles/BL-LB-51793 This is honest to god one of the funniest things I think I have ever seen. The idea of giving a baby a theme party based on a local personal injury attorney is something i am so jealous of I dont know how to properly put it into words. Also the fact that the lawyer didn’t come to the party somehow makes it even funnier.

[tinseltownturkey-deactivated202]

this is the kind of content i came here for

[sailorbrazil]

i invite all of you for the christmas feast at my house and serve you this

[paper-mario-wiki]

[asillyandrandomname]

I want my husband to have this accent

[imthegirlwhowaited]

alright, that’s fine, that’s pretty con-fucking-venient 

[mxnrique]

im literally not exaggerating when i tell you guys this video saved my life

[cyberscully]

tig happily joking about her wife fucking soothes my lesbian soul 

[teathattast]

[thekilejohnson]

[thebestoftumbling]

[aki373]

[illmaticraj]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[theintrovertnation]

[ohmy80s]

Christmas Vacation (1989)

[seashellronan]

someone: *giving me very important instructions that i should be paying close attention to*

me immediately zoning out: