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I had to archive this account because I can't remember my password and Tumblr won't let me change it.

[squided]

*digs these screenshots up from the depths of 2011 because I’m still amazed at the stupidity*

[brassknuckles-moved-deactivated]

if catholicism/christianity is fake… mary really was in that for the long haul. she pulled the longest con in existence & even got her kid in on it

[brassknuckles-moved-deactivated]

mary’s friend gabriel who knocked her up: you told joseph i was a what now?

mary, taking a sip of her coffee: an angel, gabe. try to keep up.

[trans-seraphim]

joseph: what the hell, you’re pregnant?

mary, about to invent christianity: oh? you haven’t heard?

[awwww-cute]

[fukkkres-deactivated20140519]

u lucky he holdin me back bitch on antartica i woulda slept u

[ayasmeme-deactivated20170527]

[halab1-deactivated20220711]

[taahko]

[to the tune of uptown girl] im that bitch…catch me dying in a roadside ditch

[just-shower-thoughts]

How great would it be to see a top 10 highlight of the times you laughed the hardest and their situations.

[heda-heather]

My wife and I were cooking dinner together and when we sat down to eat she said, “You know what I like about you?” and so I obviously asked her what and she was like “With you, every night feels like Friday,” and it was so fucking cute. Why is she so nice to me.

[somecutething]

[moth-flufff-deactivated20210126]

yeS YES YES

[bando--grand-scamyon]

This is a lucky post

[thebootydiaries]

east coasters: i drove through 17 states on the way to work

west coasters: i have been traveling in this desert for 49 years. generations have died. children have been born. when will i make it to the promised land

[indexcard]

have you guys seen this site where you can craft your own emojis out of other emoji bits (within reason)

[existentialterror]

I call this one BE NOT AFRAID

[araneaserket]

i made a pure good one thats all about loving your friends

[maternalcube]

i made me

[clownarchivism]

I call it Yikes

[prideofyunmeng]

When someone insults that thing you like

[bemusedlybespectacled]

p-pwease, mr. obama

[transloveletter]

[im-sylien]

for when you need to say “what did I just see/witness” without actually saying that. 

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[34511975-deactivated20160912]

[thecomplaintionist]

Mingus Reedus

[matchboxvingt-deactivated202310]

[mooglemain]

[matchboxvingt-deactivated202310]

The holy trinity

[demonius-darkblade]

this reopens the ages old pokemon debate “is it ethical to catch a mr.mime? is mr.mime just a guy?”

[tits-n-trix]

[oldmancaleb-deactivated20220531]

Mr Mime has a humiliation fetish and Ash’s mom totally doms him

[rtrixie]

Hey please don’t type these words ever again

[unclefather]

[wombat-annihilator-deactivated2]

3:55am

[beastmac]

i cannot believe op left out the best part, all of the fucking memes that came from this

[mizar113]

Distress signals

[huntrad]

I be like

V

V

[gruene-teufel]

can you imagine putting down Δ and then the plane that tries to land just crashes

[cottoncatking]

Well, you did say probably

[dietmountainmadewka-deactivated]

[dansoncapaldi-deactivated201910]

TED DANSON BEING TAUGHT HOW TO DO THE FLOSS IS THE GREATEST THING YOU’LL EVER WATCH.