Valentino

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[iambrillianttt]

[vanish]

[karmanistic]

[dominant-dominion]

Recording us having sex just so I can show it to you later and watch you blush as you realize what a dirty slut you are.

[meadowsmagical]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[takebacktheyuri]

[dark-soul9]

when i don’t care, i really don’t and that’s the worst place to be at with me

[plumslices]

Can we have a day without like.....information

[buckykingofmemes]

in space, no one can hear you violate workplace safety regulations

[nxgasonic]

[phrases]

bold of me to constantly use the phrase “no worries!” when I am, in fact, constantly full of many worries

[dankmemeuniversity]

[otherwindow]

Hey quick question do people actually wear jeans indoors at home? Like, as a casual thing to wear? As in you don’t plan on going out or anything you just put jeans on.

[otherwindow]

so many of you are saying yes what the fuck

[meanplastic]

[gaytypo]

When Tumblr goes premium let’s all use one account like netflix

[heinousactszx]

the password is “shoelaces”

[homoslovenc]

[thebootydiaries]

me: *forgets friends birthdays*

me: *confuses memories*

me: *forgets own middle name*

me, also: hey did you know that all pennies minted prior to 1982 are pure copper pennies and not copper plated and are technically actually worth 2 cents

[catboy-jim]

[cassammydean]

“I’m not bad, I’m just drawn that way.” - Jessica Rabbit