stupidly true

--Not a Maggie Robertson stan account but willing to do a passable impression --Is probably your mom --home of sexual --doesn't reply to tumblr drama, too old, don't care --my hobbies include yelling at clouds, telling kids to get off my damn lawn, and being too tired to draw

[takebacktheyuri]

read this bingo card and you’ve seen every argument that twitter ai bros can puke out!

[foxhardt]

you dont have to be a parent to understand the horror of walking into a room to discover that the baby crawled out of his crib and onto that pottery wheel you forgot to turn off, and while the baby is spinning around and around, the dog is sitting there all calm, like a person, gently using his paws to fashion the babys soft cartilage head into something a little more modern.  it might be the classic tale of bad parenting, but lets see where the dog is going with this

[wizardshark]

This post is from 2013. It has less than 100 notes. Together we can revive this work of art that tragically ahead of its time. We’re ready for it now

[parksrway]

being the creator of your own blorbo is so fucking hard I have to do EVERYTHING around here

[autisticjoy]

i am so tired of being posts making really good and important points but are also full of guilt-trippy language, y’all on this site have really got to cut this shit out because it’s not cute or helpful to your political goals, i promise you’ll get more people to genuinely care about a thing (as opposed to guiltily making a show of caring about it) without being emotionally manipulative

[autisticjoy]

oh and this ONE HUNDRED PERCENT includes things like “x group can reblog this actually” thats actually one of the more insidious and manipulative ones i see regularly and i’m getting SICK of it!!

[frozen-fountain]

This, and when the primary goal of the post is clearly to belittle and make a spectacle of someone or something to boost the ego of whoever nods along, rather than education or compassion.

[takebacktheyuri]

Where’s the post where solas is telling sera to go to elf practice

[halles-comet]

it makes me so mad people won't leave this poor kid alone but every single response he shoots off is funnier than if you gave me a week to think of one

[juelzsantanabandana2]

Lil nas x is like if bugs bunny were a real person

[luntfontanne]

it’s always so wild when snl makes jokes about hating elon or kanye or recent public waves of antisemitism or transphobia and it’s just like ?? you literally invited all these people onto your show. RECENTLY. when they were already Controversial and specifically BECAUSE their controversy brings in ratings. like.. “i thought we all agreed this shit was bad who keeps giving these ideas a platform wow it’s so crazy who could have seen this coming tee hee” are you fucking kidding. the call is coming from inside 30 rock

[jessebloom]

this almost makes me want to go back to law school

[animentality]

When I see ai art, I always check the hands.

And almost always...there are six fingers. Seven knuckles.

A missing thumb.

And yet, as long as they have big tits, people be fawning over it like omg this is peak art.

Yeah. Peak art made by a bot and stolen from actual artists that still somehow can't figure out the exact number of fingers and hands a human being has.

[animentality]

Guys I'm not kidding. Look.

COUNT THE FUCKING FINGERS.

[69420angrycrabs]

[takebacktheyuri]

The trees I saw in San Diego

[moral-autism]

anyway for the record, yes, so-and-so did use girl power when she committed a bunch of murders. it’s called girl power not girl ethics or girl qualms or girl wisdom or whatnot.

[lifeisablackhole9]

you fuckers thought i forgot about elf practice didn’t you?

[fordarkmornings]

Winslow Homer (American, 1836-1910)

Watching the Breakers, 1891

[matt-mercer-deactivated20231105]

The Green Knight (2021), dir. David Lowery

[horsesarecreatures]

Icelandic Horse by photohestur

[dailyskeletonreminders]

sorry yeah, you're actually not allowed in the grocery store anymore. yeah, everyone thought it was super weird when you were rummaging in your wallet for your debit card and it was making everyone super uncomfortable and taking a long time. sorry

[kokiritime]

Merry Clickmas!

[kokiritime]

Merry Clickmas 2021!

[kokiritime]

Merry Clickmas 2022!